Wok Tribunal: Motion Cooking

YOUR PHONE IS THE PAN. THE COURT IS IN SESSION. Toss with a flick of the wrist, hold it steady, pour, sprinkle, blow on your noodles — then face the verdict. Every dish has red lines. Pineapple on a margherita? Cream in carbonara? That's not a topping. That's evidence. THE TRIBUNAL IS ALWAYS WATCHING The bench sees everything. Some sins cost points. Some end the trial on the spot — escorted to the dock, verdict stamped in wax. And when you serve, choose your words: call ketchup spaghetti "Italian" in front of the wrong judge and the name alone convicts you. FAIL SPECTACULARLY Sixteen kitchen disasters wait for the careless and the curious: launch your ingredient into the ceiling, set the wok on fire (do NOT splash water on it), microwave a grape into a plasma light show. Disasters aren't game over — they are collectible case files, and honestly, better stories than your successes. Turn on the optional reaction camera and your face at the moment of ignition gets stamped into the verdict, mugshot style. (It never leaves your phone.) 30 DISHES, SIX PRECINCTS From Tianjin jianbing to Neapolitan margherita, tonkotsu ramen to paella — each precinct has its own judges, its own dogma, and its own ways to burn you. EVERY VERDICT IS A SHAREABLE CARD Gold sainthood, heresy marks, disaster reports — each trial ends in a dossier- style verdict card built for sharing. Or share a link and let friends watch your judgment replayed, stamp by stamp — then take the trial themselves. THE PRO CIRCUIT A daily docket with a global leaderboard. Certification exams — knife work, wok rhythm, consistency — where frantic shaking fails and composure certifies. Pilgrimage stamps for cooking a dish at its birthplace. An attendance wall that judges your absence but never punishes it. FREE TRIAL, HONEST TERMS The first precinct is free — three dishes at full depth, disasters included. One one-time purchase unlocks all 30 dishes across six precincts, plus full display rights in the Hall of Records. No subscription. Future precincts included. PRIVATE BY DESIGN The developer collects no data. No account, no ads, no tracking. Leaderboards and achievements are handled by Apple's Game Center — entirely optional. The opt-in reaction camera never uploads anything. Every motion has a touch alternative, Steady Hand mode included. Court is in session. The first precinct is free — the Inquisitor is waiting. This is culinary satire, not doctrine. Don't take it seriously, don't call the cops. And no, we will not confirm which disasters are real physics — don't try any of them at home.