Comparison

Please, Don't Touch Anything vs Bridge Constructor Portal

Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both games, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.

Head to head
About

Please, Don't Touch Anything

A cryptic puzzle game where you must solve brain-racking enigmas involving a mysterious panel and a single red button. Pushing the button leads to unintended consequences and a series of challenging puzzles.

Highlights
  • 25 devious enigmas
  • Singular pixel art
  • Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
  • Touch screen optimized gameplay
  • Brain-racking puzzles
Features
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions. Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is pushing the damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many. FEATURES - 25 devious enigmas - Singular pixel art - Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack - Touch screen optimized gameplay REVIEWS "[...] some of the puzzles are so fiendish and abstract that I'm sure I'll be spending days if not weeks getting fully to the bottom of Please, Don't Touch Anything" - TouchArcade - Game of the Week "If you're a fan of puzzle games and pushing things that you shouldn't, then Please, Don't Touch Anything will be an unlikely boost to your serotonin levels." - PocketGamer - 8/10 Note: fully compatible with older devices (iPhone 4 and later + iPad 2 and later) Follow BulkyPix on Twitter: @bulkypix Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Bulkypix Visit our website: https://bulkypix.com/

About

Bridge Constructor Portal

Construct bridges, ramps, and slides in a science lab environment. Utilize iconic gadgets like portals and gels to guide vehicles through challenging test chambers while avoiding hazards. Solve physics puzzles with guidance from a familiar AI.

Highlights
  • Bridge and ramp construction
  • Portal gadget integration
  • Physics-based puzzles
  • Hazard evasion
  • GLaDOS voice guidance
  • Test chamber challenges
Features
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Enter the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and experience Bridge Constructor Portal – the unique merging of the classic Portal™ and Bridge Constructor™ games. As a new employee in the Aperture Science test lab, it's your job to build bridges, ramps, slides, and other constructions in 60 test chambers and get the Bendies safely across the finish line in their vehicles. Make use of the many Portal gadgets, like portals, propulsion gel, repulsion gel, aerial faith plates, cubes, and more to bypass the sentry turrets, acid pools and laser barriers, solve switch puzzles, and make it through the test chambers unscathed. Let Ellen McLain, the original voice of GLaDOS, guide you through the tutorial, and learn all the tips and tricks that make a true Aperture Science employee. The bridge is a lie! Features: - The merging of two worlds: the first Bridge Constructor™ with an official Portal™ license - Create complex constructions in the Aperture Science labs - Let GLaDOS accompany you through tricky physics adventures - Use portals, aerial faith plates, propulsion gel, repulsion gel, and much more to master the complicated tasks - Evade dangers such as sentry turrets, emancipation grills, laser fields, and acid - Help your Bendies cross the finish line – on their own or in a convoy PORTAL PROFICIENCY DLC Bridge Constructor Portal receives a fresh DLC as hot as a potato: Portal Proficiency Return to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and experience a brand-new challenge. Finally, you are now able to not only construct bridges, but you can even place portals yourself! It’s just like the real thing! Face up to 30 brain-teasing, remarkably unsafe test chambers in three chapters. Create insane constructions and decide where to place portals to show if you really are proficient in working with Portals. Only the bravest and smartest participants will succeed and receive the Golden Condolence Letter. Features • New Aperture Science test series with 30 brand new, brain-teasing levels • New feature: place the portals in the new test chambers yourself!

Screenshots

Please, Don't Touch Anything4 screens
Bridge Constructor Portal4 screens

Verdict

The call

The clearest difference is rating: Bridge Constructor Portal at 4.8 against Please, Don't Touch Anything's 3.8. Bridge Constructor Portal also leads on review sentiment (84% vs 43%) and price ($1.99 vs $4.99). Please, Don't Touch Anything's advantage is in-app purchases (none vs 1) and update cadence (monthly vs every 2 months). On ads, monetization model, device support and iOS requirement there is nothing between them.

Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS

CostPrice · In-app purchases · Ads · Monetization

Please, Don't Touch Anything costs $4.99 and Bridge Constructor Portal $1.99 up front. Bridge Constructor Portal sells 1 one-off in-app purchase. Please, Don't Touch Anything asks for nothing beyond the download.

ReceptionRating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings

Bridge Constructor Portal holds the better App Store score, 4.8 against 3.8. That said, the two scores are not equally well evidenced: Bridge Constructor Portal has 4.1K ratings behind it against 373, so its average is the more settled of the two. Written reviews point the same way: 43% of Please, Don't Touch Anything's written reviews are positive against 84% of Bridge Constructor Portal's.

UpkeepUpdate frequency

Please, Don't Touch Anything ships an update monthly, Bridge Constructor Portal every 2 months. Both last shipped on October 26, 2026.

Scorecard7 real differences · 4 level
Please, Don't Touch Anything versus Bridge Constructor Portal: the parameters behind the verdict, then further details
ParameterPlease, Don't Touch AnythingBridge Constructor Portal
Price$4.99$1.99 — better
Rating3.8 (373 ratings)4.8 (4.1K ratings) — better
Positive reviews43.4% of reviews84.5% of reviews — better
Number of ratings3734.1K — better
Update frequencyMonthly — betterEvery 2 months
AdsNoNo
In-app purchasesNo — betterYes
MonetizationPaidPaid
Best chart rank—#92 — better
DevicesiPhone, iPad, iPodiPhone, iPad, iPod
Requires iOS12.0 — better13.0
Further details — not scored
Size143 MB196 MB
Age rating9+4+
DeveloperForwardXPHeadup GmbH

Customer experience

Please, Don't Touch Anything

All ratings374 ratings
Positive64.2%
Neutral12.6%
Negative23.3%
Written reviews316 reviews
Positive43.4%
Neutral17.7%
Negative38.9%

Bridge Constructor Portal

All ratings4,075 ratings
Positive95.3%
Neutral1.7%
Negative2.9%
Written reviews670 reviews
Positive84.5%
Neutral6.1%
Negative9.4%

User reviews

Please, Don't Touch Anything

From 373 App Store ratings

What we love

  • 🚀 Fun and unique puzzle game
  • 🎨 Great art style and soundtrack
  • 📚 Lots of different endings to discover

Room to improve

  • 🐛 Button responsiveness issues, especially in the 'City Boom' minigame
  • 🕹️ Controls can be unresponsive or finicky on mobile
  • 🔋 Game drains battery quickly on mobile

Bridge Constructor Portal

From 4.1K App Store ratings

What we love

  • 🚀 Excellent physics engine
  • 👍 Engaging Portal-themed puzzles
  • 😄 Hilarious GlaDOS commentary
  • 🤖 Seamless integration of Portal elements
  • 💰 Good value for money

Room to improve

  • 🐛 Occasional save data loss issues
  • 🤔 Difficulty ramps up too quickly
  • 🕹️ Controls can be finicky on smaller screens
  • 🎨 Lack of customization options

Bugs and requests

Please, Don't Touch Anything

Reported bugs

3 issues
  • Certain endings not triggering correctly (e.g. 'Death Star' ending)
  • Auto-incrementing counters not working as expected (e.g. 666, 276)
  • Game freezing or crashing on some devices

Requested features

3 requests
  • Make the 'City Boom' minigame more responsive and easier to complete
  • Add an option to zoom in during the 'City Boom' minigame
  • Optimize the game further for mobile devices to improve performance and controls

Bridge Constructor Portal

Reported bugs

2 issues
  • Ads appearing in paid version
  • Inconsistent performance on older devices

Requested features

4 requests
  • Level editor and custom level sharing
  • Leaderboards and challenge modes
  • Ability to skip tutorial levels
  • Cloud sync support for cross-device progress

In-app purchases

None

Please, Don't Touch Anything

No in-app purchases

1 purchases

Bridge Constructor Portal

One-time1
  • Portal Proficiency$1.99

Questions

Is Please, Don't Touch Anything free?
Please, Don't Touch Anything costs $4.99, with no in-app purchases.
Is Bridge Constructor Portal free?
Bridge Constructor Portal costs $1.99, and also offers in-app purchases.
Which has better reviews, Please, Don't Touch Anything or Bridge Constructor Portal?
Bridge Constructor Portal is rated higher. Please, Don't Touch Anything averages 3.8 out of 5 from 373 ratings, while Bridge Constructor Portal averages 4.8 from 4.1K ratings.
Do Please, Don't Touch Anything or Bridge Constructor Portal have ads?
Neither Please, Don't Touch Anything nor Bridge Constructor Portal shows ads.
Which is updated more often, Please, Don't Touch Anything or Bridge Constructor Portal?
Please, Don't Touch Anything ships an update monthly, and Bridge Constructor Portal every 2 months. Most recently, Please, Don't Touch Anything was updated on October 26, 2026 and Bridge Constructor Portal on October 26, 2026.

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