Maim Street vs Boulder Mayhem

Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators. You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all! Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone. Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction. Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy! FEATURES • Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances. • Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume. • A character named “Chester Buttmeat” • Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe. • In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons. • Dozens of cats. • Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same. PRAISE OF MAIM STREET “How this was ever dreamed up. What kind of lives must the creators live.” - Chris D. “I enjoyed the ‘squish’ the people make when they get nailed by a car.” - Jill A. “Chaos and lots of deaths, but the fun kind of death.” - Master M. “A crossing guard with an impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming beautiful explosions of blood and body parts.” - Dana A. “I've never played anything like it before.” - Garrett M. “It gets too hard too fast.” - Coward who doesn’t yet understand real life DISCLAIMER Not recommended for those uncomfortable with coming to grips with the frailty of human existence.

Boulder Mayhem: Unleash the Destruction! Roll, Smash, Conquer: 5 Levels of Chaotic Fun! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled arcade adventure where you control a colossal boulder on a destructive rampage! Boulder Mayhem is an action-packed game that will test your skills and reflexes as you navigate treacherous landscapes and leave a trail of mayhem in your wake. Key Features: 5 Unique Levels: Embark on a thrilling journey through 5 distinct and challenging levels: Sunny Day: A bright and cheerful starting point. Snowy Day: Slip and slide on icy surfaces, adding a new layer of challenge. Windy Day: Battle gusting winds and unpredictable hazards. Blizzard Day: Visibility drops as the storm intensifies, making navigation even trickier. Doomsday: The ultimate challenge, featuring the most chaotic and intense obstacles. Destructive Gameplay: Smash through buildings, crush mission entities, and watch the environment crumble around you as you unleash the full power of your boulder. Demolish everything in your path! Skillful Maneuvering: Dodge a variety of traps and obstacles, including spikes, pits, and swinging hazards. Precision and timing are key to survival. Awesome Power-ups: Tremor: Trigger devastating earthquakes to obliterate everything in your path Speed: Boost your boulder to breakneck speeds for maximum destruction Immunity: Become invincible and plow through any obstacle without fear! Repair: Mend your boulder and keep the wrecking rolling 2x Point Multiplier: Double your score and climb the leaderboards faster Daily & Weekly Challenges: Complete exciting missions and milestones to earn awesome rewards! High Score Challenges: Compete with friends and players worldwide for the highest scores on each level. Can you achieve total domination and climb to the top of the leaderboards? Unlockable Content: Earn rewards and unlock new levels, challenges, and customization options as you progress through the game. Intuitive Controls: Easy-to-learn controls make the game accessible to players of all ages and skill levels. Stunning 3D Visuals: Immerse yourself in vibrant and detailed environments that bring the chaos to life. Addictive Gameplay: With its fast-paced action, challenging levels, and endless replayability, Boulder Mayhem will keep you coming back for more. Are you ready to unleash the mayhem? Download Boulder Mayhem now and experience the thrill of destruction!