霊能者は団地のおばさん vs Cooked

某マンモス団地で有名な噂… ｢ねぇ、この団地にすごく霊感が強くて何でも当てる、おばさんがいるらしい｣ 実は、【本物の霊能者】というのは、テレビや雑誌で活躍する占い師ではなく、その辺のおばさんだったりするのです。 ◆※◆※◆※◆※ 注意 ※◆※◆※◆※◆ おばさんは、占い師ではありません。 おばさんに鑑定してもらえるのは、 身内と近所の知り合いのみ。 申し訳ありませんが、 一般人のため身元非公開です。 口コミのみで発掘し、アプリ化を実現！ 噂の鑑定を体験できるのはこのアプリのみ！ ▼▼本気で“真実”を知りたい方専用▼▼ …………………………………………………… ・自分は、なんで生きているんだろう… ・結婚はいつ出来る？相手はどんな人？ ・恋愛相手の自分への本心が知りたい… ・曖昧な態度のあの人から連絡が来ない… ・大好きだった元恋人とよりを戻したい… ・不倫の恋を誰にも言えず、悩んでいる… ・ブラック会社で激務。もう仕事辞めたい 　本気で悩むあなたのために、 　　　　　　おばさんが本気で答えます！ まずは【無料鑑定】で、体験してください。 課金せずとも毎日楽しめるメニュー複数有。 有料鑑定で、さらに深いところまで霊視します！ ■■■【有料メニューの注意事項】■■■ ご購入された有料メニューでも、下記の場合において【再購入】が必要となります。あらかじめご了承ください。 ・有料メニュー購入時と異なるスマートフォン ・アプリを削除してから再インストールした場合 ※機種変更またはアプリ削除される場合は、【画面キャプチャー】などで、有料メニューの鑑定結果を保存いただきますようお願いいたします。 ※一部有料コンテンツがございます。

He texts back in six hours. Mid-conversation. You spiral. Cooked tells you what your group chat won't. Drop a pic of your crush, situationship, or that ex you keep stalking. Swipe ten behavior cards we generate from the photo and your context. Get a real verdict — red flag score, green flag score, full breakdown, and a three-step action plan you can actually use this week. WHAT YOU GET • Red flag / green flag scores tuned to YOUR situation • Five-dimension breakdown: communication, emotional maturity, consistency, boundary respect, future potential • Receipts — every red flag and green flag, written plain • Action plan: three concrete moves for this week • History tab so you can compare reads side-by-side HOW IT WORKS 1. Pic of the subject + a nickname 2. Pick the relationship: crush, dating, situationship, partner, ex 3. Swipe ten yes/no cards (90 seconds) 4. Read the verdict BUILT FOR GEN-Z No horoscope. No 'trust the universe.' Direct, honest, slightly mean — like your bestie who knows. PRIVACY Photos are processed for the read and deleted from our servers right after. Nothing stays. Cooked is for entertainment and self-reflection. It's not therapy. USE COOKED WHEN • A new match's profile feels off but you can't name why • You're three weeks into a situationship and need a verdict • You're stuck deciding whether to text the ex • The group chat is split 50/50 • You want a second opinion that isn't your mom FAQ Q: Is this an AI dating coach? A: Cooked uses AI to generate the questions and score your swipes — but the read is built around YOUR observations, not a chatbot's projection. Q: Do you store my photos? A: No. Photos are uploaded for one analysis run and deleted from our servers immediately after. Nothing persists. Q: Will my crush know I checked them? A: No. Cooked never contacts the subject and nothing leaves your phone except the photo for processing. Q: How accurate is the verdict? A: As accurate as your swipes are honest. Cooked translates the patterns YOU confirm — it doesn't invent flags out of thin air. Drop the pic. Get the receipts. Stop spiraling. WHAT MAKES COOKED DIFFERENT We're not horoscopes. We're not "trust the timing." We're a structured ten-card behavioral check that tells you what your gut already suspects, in words you can use. Built by people who've been the friend in the group chat too many times. PRICING Cooked is a subscription app. The verdict, breakdown, action plan, and saved history all unlock with an active subscription — weekly or yearly. Cancel anytime in App Store settings. PRIVACY & SAFETY Cooked is built for self-reflection on situations YOU are in. We never contact, profile, or store data about the person in the photo. The subject's image is used only to seed the AI's question generation, then deleted from our servers. Stop spiraling. Start deciding.