Slurpy Derpy vs Idle War.app
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both games, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Slurpy Derpy
Awaken in a futuristic convenience store as the last human, accompanied by "Derps" and vying for divine attention. Bake cookies, research abilities, conquer maps, and evolve your creatures to become the most powerful. This idle game progresses even when you're away, with a time warp feature to apply offline progress.
- Incremental idle gameplay
- Creature evolution and research
- Map conquest
- Offline progress with time warp
- Divine attention mechanics
- Cookie baking
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You wake in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future. Humanity has been wiped out. Your only companions are stupid little creatures called 'Derps' and a host of Gods who are trying to get your attention ... Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps, hunt for Slurpies and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful creatures the world has ever seen! Or at least ones that aren't SO derpy! Slurpy Derpy is an Incremental, Idle game - leave it running and your population will keep baking, researching, fighting etc. Or come back after a few hours and get all that offline time applied in a super-speed Time Warp! This game was made by a one man indie studio in Seattle with some help from artists and the awesome communities at reddit.com/r/slurpyderpy and reddit.com/r/incremental games. It was inspired by the web game Critter Mound.
Idle War.app
An incremental empire-building game where you conquer territories, manage resources, and upgrade your empire. Progress even while offline with automated features and discover new maps and challenges.
- Army generation and upgrades
- Resource mining and smelting
- Item crafting with recipes
- Territory conquest and bonuses
- Technology upgrades
- Artifact discovery and upgrades
- Advancement Points for permanent boosts
- Auto-play features
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Conquer the world while you sleep! War.app (previously known as Warzone) is an innovative incremental game that puts you in charge of an empire. As you use your armies to conquer neighboring territories, you'll discover tons of exciting assets you can use to strengthen your empire further. • Army camps generate armies continuously. You can capture more and upgrade them. Use your armies to conquer territories on the map to discover more things to help you. • Mines generate ores continuously, such as copper ore, tin ore, etc. You can upgrade them to produce more. • Smelters work continuously to smelt your ore into bars. Bars can be sold for more than the ore it took to make it. • Crafters work continuously to turn your smelted bars into items, such as copper bars into copper wire. • Find recipes on the map to unlock additional things your smelters and crafters can do. • Find caches on the map to give you an injection of free armies, money, or resources. • Technologies can be purchased to turn your items into useful bonuses, such as increasing army camps, better smelters, or drafting armies. • Regions of the map are separate into bonuses. Conquer an entire bonus to unlock sources of money, or other assets. • Mercenary Camps lets you hire armies to grow even faster. • Hospitals allow you to save armies when conquering territories. They can be upgraded to save even more. • Find a dig site and start digging for artifacts, which are permanent upgrades to fuel your empire. Artifacts can be upgraded by sacrificing ones you don't need. • Complete an entire map and you will earn Advancement Points (AP). These can be spent on Advancements which give you permanent upgrades, such as improving army camps, mines, sell prices, drafts, etc. • By default, you can accrue two hours of idle time. The Max Idle Time advancement can upgrade this time to any value, and you can also find artifacts that increase it. • Auto-advancements help you out by playing the game for you. For example, auto-conquer automatically conquers territories on the map, auto-sell automatically sells resources you don't need, auto-draft automatically picks up drafts, etc. Getting all of them can completely automate the game. • Over 30 maps are available, covering all parts of the world as well as fictional places. If you complete them all you can Ascend. • Powers can be used to accelerate your empire. Find them on the map, get them from the daily bonus, or spin the War.app Wheel to win powers or coins. • The multi-level power or advancement allow playing multiple levels at the same time. This is an effective way to boost your progression. • Find Arenas to compete against other War.app players in a strategic battle. The winner will get additional armies, money, and resources to fuel their empire. • Compete against up to 30 other players in a chaotic Battle Royale multi-player mode! Launch attacks against others and see who comes out on top! • Fight against an AI in challenges for additional AP, if your advancements and artifacts are strong enough to out-expand them. • Join a clan and compete in Clan Wars! • Participate in global or clan chat rooms built into the app • Earn and complete all of the achievements! Terms of service: https://war.app/TermsOfService
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Verdict
Slurpy Derpy and Idle War.app both sit at 4.7 stars, but that hides the real split: 100% of Slurpy Derpy's written reviews are positive against 60% of Idle War.app's. Slurpy Derpy also leads on update cadence (every 3 days vs every 2 months) and iOS requirement (11.0 vs 15.0). Idle War.app's advantage is ads (none vs shown) and ratings volume (148 vs 6). On price, rating, in-app purchases and monetization model there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Slurpy Derpy sells 10 one-off in-app purchases and Idle War.app sells 27 in-app purchases, starting at $8.99 per month. Whichever you choose, the download price is not the number that matters.
On the App Store both sit at effectively the same score — 4.7 for Slurpy Derpy against 4.7 for Idle War.app. That said, the two scores are not equally well evidenced: Idle War.app has 148 ratings behind it against 6, so its average is the more settled of the two. Written reviews are what separate them: 100% of Slurpy Derpy's written reviews are positive against 60% of Idle War.app's.
Slurpy Derpy ships an update every 3 days, Idle War.app every 2 months. The most recent releases landed on September 23, 2026 and October 13, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Slurpy Derpy | Idle War.app |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 4.7 (6 ratings) | 4.7 (148 ratings) |
| Positive reviews | 100.0% of reviews — better | 60.0% of reviews |
| Number of ratings | 6 | 148 — better |
| Update frequency | Every 3 days — better | Every 2 months |
| Ads | Yes | No — better |
| In-app purchases | Yes | Yes |
| Monetization | Free with in-app purchases | Free with in-app purchases |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad, iPod | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
| Requires iOS | 11.0 — better | 15.0 |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 135 MB | 277 MB |
| Age rating | 4+ | 4+ |
| Developer | Scary Bee, LLC | Randy Ficker |
Customer experience
Slurpy Derpy
Idle War.app
In-app purchases
Slurpy Derpy
- Bucket o' Slurpies$0.99
- Godly Gifts$2.99
- Cooler o' Slurpies$4.99
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- Super Evolver Pack$4.99
- Welcome Pack$4.99
- Barrel o' Slurpies$9.99
- World Conqueror Pack$9.99
- Vat o' Slurpies$19.99
- Tanker o' Slurpies$49.99
- Ocean o' Slurpies$99.99
Idle War.app
- Idle Premium$8.991 Month
- Day against Nuclear Tests$2.99
- Mothers Day Bundle$3.99
- Father's Day Bundle$3.99
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- 500 Coins$5.99
- Super Camp$9.99
- 1,000 Coins$9.99
- Spring Bundle$9.99
- Cyber Monday Bundle$9.99
- Summer Solstice Bundle$9.99
- Holiday Bundle$14.99
- New Years Bundle$14.99
- January Jumpstart Bundle$14.99
- World Kindness Day Bundle$14.99
- Autumn Bundle$14.99
- International Day of Peace$14.99
- World Chess Day Bundle$14.99
- World Environment Day Bundle$14.99
- Day of Human Spaceflight$19.99
- World Water Day Bundle$19.99
- Summer Sale$19.99
- 2,500 Coins$23.99
- Birthday Bundle$29.99
- Valentine's Day Sale$29.99
- Auto Artifact Swapper$34.99
- 5,000 Coins$46.99
- 10,000 Coins$89.99









