Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator vs Game Dev Tycoon

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge. So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven! "Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign." - Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer - "Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up" - Aaron Souppouris, Engadget - "Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists" - Pockettactics Game Features: Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits” 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

"It’s the perfect sort of game for mobile devices and there’s so much to do here [...]" - 5/5 - Toucharcade Game Dev Tycoon is a casual business simulation game where your success depends on your creativity and willingness to experiment. The game does *not* contain any in-app purchases or ads. Slip into the role of a game developer: start your own company, design your own games and make your way to the top to become a Game Dev Tycoon. - Start your own game development company in the 80s - Replay gaming history - Design and create your own games - Hold your breath and wait for reviews to come in - Research new technologies - Hire and manage a world-leading development team - Become the leader of the market - Gain worldwide fans Game Dev Tycoon for iPhone and iPad introduces: - An updated story line - New topics to enable even more varied games - A challenging (but optional) ‘pirate mode’ - Built-in screen recording and streaming support Game Dev Tycoon does not require an internet connection so go ahead and build your gaming empire in Airplane Mode.