GhostTalk vs BadAdviceBureau

For our Ghost Hunter friends this tool will allow you to use your Apple device to listen for EVPs. The curated library of around 2300 words will help you to see what you can't hear. The estimated accuracy of the data is listed with the translation along with the EMF reading at the time of the capture. We also show you a live reading of the electromagnetic field around the phone, measured in mili Gauss. Tap the pause button to pause detection, this will help you to avoid catching your own conversations, resume detection by tapping play. Don't forget to scroll, your entire session may continue beyond the screen, so scroll down to see the latest results. The microphone in Apple's devices is very good and you may find that excess environmental noise has an effect on the accuracy of the text returned. What you see on the screen is the best guess for what was said. You can also change languages in the device settings under GhostTalk. GhostTalk currently supports English, French, Chinese, German and Spanish. Join our group chat to discuss ghostly things with other users. There are no ghosts in the chat. If things get a little spooky we recommend turning on some lights and taking a break from the app for a while. :)

Bad Advice Bureau is a satirical comedy app that generates intentionally terrible advice from a cast of hilariously misguided characters. THIS IS SATIRE - DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE MEET YOUR ADVISORS: • Karen - Makes everything someone else's problem • Chad - Bro wisdom for every situation • Crystal - Crystals and vibes will fix everything • Dr. Fill - Overly dramatic tough love • Sensei - Ancient wisdom that makes no sense • Mike - Bad life coach with empty motivation • Uncle Tom - Your conspiracy-obsessed uncle • Wall St Sam - A serially broke startup founder • Captain Ahab - Pirate obsessed to the end • Jane - A completely burnt out therapist FEATURES: • AI-generated comedic bad advice • 10 unique advisor personalities • Warning levels (1-5 skulls) for each piece of advice • Save your favorite terrible advice • Share the worst guidance with friends SAFETY FIRST: • All content is moderated for safety • Harmful topics are automatically blocked • Clear disclaimers on all advice • Crisis resources available in-app Perfect for: • When you need a laugh • Sharing ridiculous advice with friends • Seeing how NOT to handle life's problems Remember: This is entertainment only. For real problems, please consult qualified professionals. Privacy Policy URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/privacy Terms URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms