Chub. vs festi

An insult generator that is, itself, an insult. It will come up with endless insults that you honestly could never have thought of yourself. Mainly because they hardly make sense. But they might make you laugh. Features: - An alright way to try and insult somebody - A great way to confuse anybody - Incredible confetti physics - Mild sass - Customizable insult generator - A caterpillar NEW: - More phrases - More on the way

festi is the home page for your event. Where the invite goes. Where the guest list lives. Where the chat happens. Where the photos end up. One app, instead of fourteen group texts and a Google Doc nobody opens. BEFORE Design the invite. Send it in a tap. Watch the yeses come in — and nudge the friend who's still "checking the calendar." DURING The schedule, the address, the dress code, the chat — every detail your guests need, on one page they can keep open all night. AFTER This is where festi gets clever. Add a profile photo and festi pulls every picture you appear in, across every event you attend. No scrolling through eight hundred shots to find the four you're actually in. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HOST • Setup in minutes • An invite that looks like a real invite • RSVPs in real time • Updates without spamming a group thread • Every photo from the night, in one place FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP • Every event you've said yes to, in one place • The address, the timing, the chat • Your own photo album the morning after PERFECT FOR • Weddings & engagements • Milestone birthdays • Dinner parties • Reunions • Conferences • Multi-day festivals • Holiday gatherings • Every night you'll keep talking about festi is free. Your guest list and event details belong to you — we don't sell them, share them, or use them to advertise. Get festi. The next one's going to be a good one.