Turkey, Please! vs M.A.D. Cows
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both games, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Turkey, Please!
Help prepare a Thanksgiving dinner despite family distractions. Solve puzzles and play mini-games in a humorous adventure. Save the holiday feast!
- Classic adventure gameplay
- Humorous world exploration
- Puzzle solving
- Mischief and wit required
- Fat Dragon mini-game
- Thanksgiving theme
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It is Thanksgiving Day, and you are looking forward to a delicious turkey dinner with all the fixings. But it won't happen on its own! With your cousins tearing around the house, Uncle Leon trying to watch the game, and your little brother being his usual annoying self, dinner may never be ready. Looks like it's up to YOU to save the holiday! - Classic adventure game fun. - Explore and interact within a lighthearted and humorous world. - Use your wits and a bit of mischief to solve puzzles. - Try for a high score in the "Fat Dragon" mini-game. Enjoy Thanksgiving Day in the "Quiet, Please!" series household!
M.A.D. Cows
Engage in a retro action platformer as militant cows seeking revenge on aliens. Mow down extraterrestrial foes, acquire powerful weaponry, and rescue various animal companions. The game offers controller support for an enhanced gameplay experience.
- Retro action platformer gameplay
- Militant cow protagonists
- Alien combat
- Weapon upgrades
- Companion rescue missions
- Controller support
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Militant. Armed. Domestic. Cows! For centuries, the aliens mutilated cattle with little to no consequence. Finally, the cows had enough. They organized. They trained. Now they are ready... for their revenge! MAD Cows is an exciting, retro, action platform game. Mow down aliens. Buy better guns. Rescue cows, dogs, raccoons, and more. Plays great with MFi, Xbox, and Playstation controllers.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is rating: Turkey, Please! at 4.9 against M.A.D. Cows's 4.0. Turkey, Please! also leads on ratings volume (16 vs 1). M.A.D. Cows's advantage is review sentiment (100% vs 88%) and price ($1.99 vs $2.99). On ads, in-app purchases, monetization model and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Turkey, Please! costs $2.99 and M.A.D. Cows $1.99 up front. Neither carries in-app purchases, so what you see is what you pay.
Turkey, Please! holds the better App Store score, 4.9 against 4.0. That said, the two scores are not equally well evidenced: Turkey, Please! has 16 ratings behind it against 1, so its average is the more settled of the two. Written reviews complicate that: 88% of Turkey, Please!'s written reviews are positive against 100% of M.A.D. Cows's, so the app with the better star average is not the one people write more warmly about.
| Parameter | Turkey, Please! | M.A.D. Cows |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $2.99 | $1.99 — better |
| Rating | 4.9 (16 ratings) — better | 4.0 (1 ratings) |
| Positive reviews | 87.5% of reviews | 100.0% of reviews — better |
| Number of ratings | 16 — better | 1 |
| Update frequency | Every 14 months | — |
| Ads | No | No |
| In-app purchases | No | No |
| Monetization | Paid | Paid |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad, iPod | iPhone, iPad, iPod, Apple TV — better |
| Requires iOS | 11.0 — better | 12.0 |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 55 MB | 192 MB |
| Age rating | 4+ | 9+ |
| Developer | Michael Oliphant | Cascadia Games LLC |
Customer experience
Turkey, Please!
M.A.D. Cows
In-app purchases
Turkey, Please!
No in-app purchases
M.A.D. Cows
No in-app purchases
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