Fart Boxin' vs Fart Map

This is what you (yes you!) have been waiting for your entire life! The two best things in the world put together! Not chocolate and peanut butter silly! Farting and Beat Boxing! Fart Boxin' is the app that combines all the fun and nostalgia of Old School Hip Hop and mashes it up with the great sounds of gastrointestinal problems! 36 awesome farts that you can use to tap out an old school beat! Honestly I thought this was kind of dumb until I finished making it and started playing with it! I made so many stupid dope def fresh beats that my girlfriend left me cause she was so "incredibly annoyed by my childish attitude and love of fart noises!" (her words not mine). She told me to choose between her and the "Fart Boxin'", and I bet you can guess what I chose! I may be alone now (I really miss the cats!) but at least I'm alone with some stupid fly jams on my iphone as I tap out the dopest kickin' fartastic beats with the help of "Fart Boxin'" Also after you download this app please click "BrennanMoyMedia" above to check out our other awesome apps! - Enjoy the Fart-istry! Now includes a super awesome bonus app that is available as an in-app purchase for a low price! and that app is "pull it!" - The only "pull my finger" fart app for the iPad! High Def graphics! Simple and fun! The finger points away from you! So you just open the app when no is looking and then turn you phone over towards them and ask... "Pull My Finger!" and then they pull, the finger moves and your device "farts!" HAHAHAHHA!!! Also works by shaking, so you can shake your finger too! Giant High Res hand on the iPad! Get it now! -Self contained app, no internet connection is required to make fart noises! DISCLAIMER: This app is a novelty app, like for fun, to mess with your friends and family. Please do not use it to harass and terrorize people! Also it is advised that you do not connect it to an external speaker device (or if you do keep it low). If you blast some of these noises really loudly, as with any sound, you could really damage your hearing! Don't be an idiot, and don't hurt yourself or others. BrennanMoyMedia assumes no responsibility to damage you cause yourself, others, or to property! We warned you, don't be a moron! Thanks and have fun with it!

FartMap – The World's Gassiest Social App You’ve dropped them in elevators. You’ve blamed the dog. Now it’s time to make history. FartMap lets you pin your farts on a map and share them with your friends (or the world). It’s ridiculous. It’s pointless. It’s oddly beautiful. What can you do on FartMap? Drop a POIC (Proof of Involuntary Contribution): Add your fart to the global map. Every pin tells a story. Add some flair: Give your masterpiece a name. Tag the friends who had to endure it. Choose the fart type — Silent Assassin? Window Shaker? Toxic Cloud? You decide. Explore the map: Find legendary farts near you. Zoom out to discover hotspots around the world. Zoom in if you're brave. Invite your friends: Link up your contacts to see who’s already on the map. Send invites and grow your fart crew. Yes, your friends will love you for this. Why did we build this? Because the internet takes itself too seriously. Because farts are funny. Because you and your friends deserve to laugh more. Features (if you’re into bullet points): Pin farts on a map (yes, really) Choose your fart mood Add comments and types Tag friends as victims or accomplices Invite contacts easily See your fart history and stats Free to use. No ads. Just gas. Disclaimer This app contains flatulence. Viewer discretion is advised. Use responsibly. Or not. We’re not your parents. Ready to make your mark? Download FartMap and claim your square on the stinky side of history.