Talking John Dog vs Johnoise
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both apps, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Talking John Dog
Interact with a humorous talking dog who responds to your voice and touch with amusing sounds. Engage in various games with multiple levels for endless entertainment. Experience the quirky antics of this virtual canine companion.
- Talk to John the dog
- Funny voice responses
- Reacts to touch
- Multiple exciting games
- Hours of fun and laughter
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Talk to John the talking dog. He answers with his funny voice and reacts to what you say or to your touch. With exciting games with many levels! Become the owner of this slightly crazy dog and share some fun experiences with him. He does pretty much the same things a normal dog would do, but in his own goofy way. If you like talking games such as talking cats, dog games or dog simulators, then you will love the talking dog John! The funny app Talking John Dog: Funny Dog ensures hours of fun and laughter!
Johnoise
This app provides a soundboard featuring a comedic alter ego named John. It offers a variety of generic greetings, affirmations, and questions suitable for many situations. The interface is a simple scrollable list of buttons, each triggering a unique sound.
- Comedic soundboard
- Variety of sounds
- Generic and applicable audio
- Simple interface
- Character depiction
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Johnoise is a soundboard of "John," an alter ego anyone can use to express themselves comedically. Affirmations, greetings, questions and all-purpose noises that fit almost any moment are one tap away. There must always be more noise. TAP TO PLAY John's sounds live on bright sticker pads. Each one carries sound notes that show where it lands between Soft and Aggressive and between Supportive and Antagonizing, so you can pick exactly the right flavor of nonsense. MAKE YOUR OWN Record a new sound or import one from Files, then send it to the Voting board. Once the community votes it up to +3, it joins the main board for everyone. CHALLENGE Listen to a sequence of John's sounds, then tap them back in the same order. Every round adds one more, and one mistake ends your run. How long can your streak go? COLLECT THE CARDS Every sound is a trading card: two sets, five rarities, 410 cards in all. Earn coins by playing sounds and clearing Challenge rounds, then spend them on card packs, sell extras back to the shop and trade with other players. Coins have no cash value, and nothing in Johnoise costs real money. STATS AND RANKS Track your plays, daily streaks and the countries you've played in. Climb the global leaderboards and explore the world map of everywhere Johnoise has been downloaded. Community features use the iCloud account already on your device. No password or email address required.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is rating: Johnoise at 5.0 against Talking John Dog's 3.9. Johnoise also leads on in-app purchases (none vs 2) and ads (none vs shown). Talking John Dog's advantage is ratings volume (102 vs 5). On price, update cadence and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Talking John Dog sells 2 one-off in-app purchases. Johnoise asks for nothing beyond the download.
Johnoise holds the better App Store score, 5.0 against 3.9. That said, the two scores are not equally well evidenced: Talking John Dog has 102 ratings behind it against 5, so its average is the more settled of the two.
Talking John Dog ships an update every 2 months, Johnoise every 5 weeks. The most recent releases landed on November 3, 2026 and October 24, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Talking John Dog | Johnoise |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 3.9 (102 ratings) | 5.0 (5 ratings) — better |
| Positive reviews | 36.9% of reviews | — |
| Number of ratings | 102 — better | 5 |
| Update frequency | Every 2 months | Every 5 weeks — better |
| Ads | Yes | No — better |
| In-app purchases | Yes | No — better |
| Monetization | Free with in-app purchases | Free — better |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad, iPod | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
| Requires iOS | 15.6 | 13.0 — better |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 232 MB | 24 MB |
| Age rating | 9+ | 12+ |
| Developer | Kaufcom GmbH | Hammer Creative LLC |
Customer experience
Talking John Dog
Johnoise
In-app purchases
Talking John Dog
- Ad Free Version$0.99
- ad free version$1.99
Johnoise
No in-app purchases
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