Talking John Dog vs Johnoise
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both apps, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Talking John Dog
Interact with a humorous talking dog who responds to your voice and touch with amusing sounds. Engage in various games with multiple levels for endless entertainment. Experience the quirky antics of this virtual canine companion.
- Talk to John the dog
- Funny voice responses
- Reacts to touch
- Multiple exciting games
- Hours of fun and laughter
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Talk to John the talking dog. He answers with his funny voice and reacts to what you say or to your touch. With exciting games with many levels! Become the owner of this slightly crazy dog and share some fun experiences with him. He does pretty much the same things a normal dog would do, but in his own goofy way. If you like talking games such as talking cats, dog games or dog simulators, then you will love the talking dog John! The funny app Talking John Dog: Funny Dog ensures hours of fun and laughter!
Johnoise
This app provides a soundboard featuring a comedic alter ego named John. It offers a variety of generic greetings, affirmations, and questions suitable for many situations. The interface is a simple scrollable list of buttons, each triggering a unique sound.
- Comedic soundboard
- Variety of sounds
- Generic and applicable audio
- Simple interface
- Character depiction
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Johnoise is a soundboard of "John," an alter ego that anyone can use to express themselves comedically. Johnnoise includes a wide range of affirmations, greetings, and questions. Each sound is generic and applicable to many different scenarios. The app features just a single view: a scrollable list of buttons and labels, each corresponding to a unique sound. A cartoonish depiction of the boisterous "John" is displayed at the top of the screen and is also features as the app's icon.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is rating: Johnoise at 5.0 against Talking John Dog's 3.9. Johnoise also leads on in-app purchases (none vs 2) and ads (none vs shown). Talking John Dog's advantage is ratings volume (102 vs 2). On price, update cadence and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Talking John Dog sells 2 one-off in-app purchases. Johnoise asks for nothing beyond the download.
Johnoise holds the better App Store score, 5.0 against 3.9. That said, the two scores are not equally well evidenced: Talking John Dog has 102 ratings behind it against 2, so its average is the more settled of the two.
Both ship on a similar rhythm, roughly every 2 months. The most recent releases landed on September 28, 2026 and September 23, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Talking John Dog | Johnoise |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 3.9 (102 ratings) | 5.0 (2 ratings) — better |
| Positive reviews | 36.9% of reviews | — |
| Number of ratings | 102 — better | 2 |
| Update frequency | Every 2 months | Every 2 months |
| Ads | Yes | No — better |
| In-app purchases | Yes | No — better |
| Monetization | Free with in-app purchases | Free — better |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad, iPod | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
| Requires iOS | 15.6 | 13.0 — better |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 232 MB | 8 MB |
| Age rating | 9+ | 12+ |
| Developer | Kaufcom GmbH | Hammer Creative LLC |
Customer experience
Talking John Dog
Johnoise
In-app purchases
Talking John Dog
- Ad Free Version$0.99
- ad free version$1.99
Johnoise
No in-app purchases
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