Insulterator vs Insult Machine

********************************* We've released a new FREE game "Pixel Guess - the pixelated picture guessing game!" So please help us celebrate by downloading "Pixel Guess" today! ********************************* Insulterator —the talking insult generator! "This entertainment app has no problem insulting your friends and family" -- AppAdvice *****Recently featured on iTune's "What's Hot" for Kids!! (top 50) *****Also recently featured on iTune's "What's Hot" in Entertainment!! Does your friend “dance like a dizzy chicken” or “have more body hair than unshaven weasel?” The Insulterator will tell the truth. Simply type in a friend’s name, slide the switch and the Insulterator will happily insult your friends—hurling one hilarious zinger after another. Is the insult “totally random” or “right on target?” You and your friends will laugh your heads off trying to decide. You can use the built-in words and phrases or easily add your own words for even more customized fun. •Over 3 million different ways to insult your friends. •Send your favorites to your friends by email or text message or just save them to your device for later playback. •Add and delete your own words and phrases to create unlimited combinations. •4 different voices. •14 built-in voice presets including “whispering” and “Autotuna” •Change the pitch, emotion and speed of each voice to create your own custom voice presets •6 different color schemes including “Kiss of the Ninja,” “Merlin’s Dream,” and “Silver Surf.” And when you’re done insulting your friends with Insulterator, try analyzing their personalities with our other new app “Friendalyzer!”

Want a quick comeback? Need a snappy zinger? It’s simple – push a button, get insulted! Insult Machine is packed with humorous and witty put downs. All insults are human-curated, free from hate speech, and are safe for work. Listen to your device belt out the mockeries, or toggle the sound off and simply read them quietly (or aloud to your friends!)