Grumpy Snowmen vs Rocket Betsy

Spartan pride is at stake! Across Michigan State University's campus, rival Big Ten schools have set up snow forts populated with Grumpy Snowmen. Help Sparty rid campus of these pesky snowmen! Grumpy Snowmen features easy-to-learn, but challenging to master gameplay in this whimsical parody.

The aliens picked the wrong farm. When the herd was abducted, one brave cow decided she’d had enough of being ground-bound. Strap into a flight suit held together by scrap metal, milk crates, and sheer determination. It’s time for the ultimate vertical rescue mission! ENDLESS ASCENT The higher you fly, the weirder it gets. The galaxy is a very strange place for a cow. How high can you go? UPGRADE YOUR SUIT Fly in style. Collect coins to swap that "DIY Junk-Jet" for a shimmering, high-tech flight suit. Turn rusty buckets into galactic-grade armor! EQUIP GADGETS Only the finest bovine technology. Shield yourself with the Moo-flector or store massive power in the Milk Capacitor. Who says farm animals can’t do rocket science? BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE The steaks have never been higher! Dodge alien blockades and ships, and show those UFOs that they can't out-fly a cow on a mission. OPTIMIZED FOR MOBILE - PLAY OFFLINE: No internet? No problem. Rescue the herd anywhere, from the subway to the moon. - LIGHTWEIGHT: A small file size means more room for your space adventures! - LIGHTNING FAST: Zero wait times. Get from the farm to the stars in seconds.