GorillaVs vs PetRocky

Gorilla vs X - a remake of the classic Gorillas game! Face off against friends or epic opponents in this turn-based artillery game. Choose your angle and power, and hit your opponent to win! FEATURES: - Easy, Hard, or Impossible - Battle against politicians or soccer players (1P) - Battle against friends (2P) - Select your throwable item - Choose angle and power - Wind affects your shot - Hit your opponent to win - Set your player name - Track stats and climb the leaderboards HOW TO PLAY: Take turns throwing at your opponent. Throw a Banana, Boot, Taco, Ice Cream, Snake, Poison, Dumbbell, Baseball or Egg at your opponent. Adjust your angle and power - the wind will affect your shot! Hit your opponent to reduce their health and be the last one standing. A remake of the classic Gorillas game that came with QBasic, reimagined with new opponents and items while keeping the fun, strategic gameplay that made the original great. Note: This game contains elements of political satire and features fictional representations of political figures. It does not reflect real political views or promote any political agenda.

Adopt a rock. That's it. That's the game. Your rock does nothing — and it does it perfectly. Pet it, feed it minerals it won't eat, polish it to a proud dull finish, and watch the Zen flow in as your rock sits there, unbothered, thriving. EARN ZEN BY DOING NOTHING Your rock generates Zen every second, even when you're away. It's not lazy. It's geological. DRESS YOUR ROCK Googly eyes. A tiny hat. Sunglasses for a sun it cannot perceive. A crown, because it earned it by sitting still. A friend pebble — they will never speak, and they are best friends. ACHIEVEMENTS Pet the rock 1,000 times. Reach Enlightenment. Own everything. History will remember none of it. RANDOM EVENTS A bird may land on your rock and pay rent. A snail may challenge it to a race. The rock will win by not entering. Just you and a rock, doing nothing together. Optional tips exist if you wish to thank the rock. It will display no gratitude. Warning: the rock does nothing. That is the point.