TCN vs Apeology

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Which primate are YOU? Apeology is a quick, playful personality quiz that matches you to one of 20 real primates — from the mighty Gorilla to the wide-eyed Tarsier — and reveals the role you play in your troop. Answer a set of honest, everyday questions and our matching engine scores you across seven personality traits — sociability, assertiveness, curiosity, expressiveness, adaptability, conscientiousness, and agreeableness — then finds your closest primate match and your Primate Role: Alpha, Scout, Mediator, Forager, or Mentor. Then you get your very own official Ape ID card to show off and share. YOUR APE ID A beautifully designed ID card with your species, role, and a seven-point trait radar. Every card has a scannable code so friends can add you to their troop. THE APE-DEX A field guide to all 20 primates — personality traits, fun facts, habitat range maps, and real-world IUCN conservation status, plus the organizations working to protect them. MINI-GAMES & DAILY CHALLENGE Test yourself with Ape IQ trivia, Memory Match, and Guess the Primate. Come back for a fresh Daily Challenge and build a day streak. BADGES Unlock secret achievements as you play and explore — they appear right on your Ape ID. BUILD YOUR TROOP Scan a friend's Ape ID to add them, then see how your personalities compare — including how your two species get along in the wild. Works fully offline. PRIVATE BY DESIGN No accounts. No sign-up. No tracking. Everything stays on your device, your name never leaves your phone, and ads are non-personalized. Apeology is free, supported by ads. The 20 primates: Chimpanzee, Bonobo, Gorilla, Orangutan, Gibbon, Siamang, Baboon, Mandrill, Rhesus Macaque, Japanese Macaque, Proboscis Monkey, Howler Monkey, Spider Monkey, Capuchin, Common Marmoset, Golden Lion Tamarin, Ring-Tailed Lemur, Aye-Aye, Tarsier, and Black-and-White Colobus. Already have an Ape ID? Tap "Complete Your Profile" to add the two newest traits and unlock your full seven-trait match — your original role and card stay intact. Download Apeology and find your inner primate today!