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What's really going on in your chats? Import a chat export from WhatsApp, Instagram, Snapchat or Messenger and Chat Inspector turns years of messages into stats, trends and an AI verdict. For your crush, your situationship, your best friend or your favourite group chat. No sign-up to start. Import a chat and see your first results in seconds, for free. • INSTANT STATS, COMPUTED ON YOUR PHONE • Who texts first, who double-texts, who gets left hanging • Typical reply times, effort balance and how it all trends over time • Your longest streak, your longest back-and-forth and the message that started it all • Milestones, unanswered questions, deleted and edited messages, emoji fingerprints • THE AI VERDICT Let Pip, your detective fox, read between the lines: • Interest level and chemistry score, for each of you • Red flags, green flags and pet peeves, each backed by real quotes • Lies & inconsistencies: the little contradictions, with the receipts • A name-tag verdict for each person, plus attachment style and personality • Extras like topic breakdown, nicknames, zodiac match and your chat as a movie title • Talk on WhatsApp and Instagram? Read both chats with the same person as one • "Do I have a type?" Your pattern across every chat you've analysed • ASK PIP Ask anything about your chat: what happened that week, who apologised first, what to get them for their birthday. Pip answers from your messages. • GROUP CHATS TOO Who runs the group, who kills every thread, who replies to whom. Awards and a cast for the whole group. • QUIZ & WRAPPED Think you know your chat? Lock in your guesses, then watch the reveal and share it. And every month, your chats wrapped up like they deserve. • PRIVACY FIRST • No chat syncing, ever. Nothing is uploaded in the background • The free stats are computed entirely on your device • A chat is only sent to the AI when you start an analysis, and only that chat • Your results are saved to your account so you can reopen them; the chat itself is not • FAIR PRICING No subscription. The stats stay free and your first AI analysis is on us. After that, analyses use tokens you buy once and spend whenever you like. HOW IT WORKS 1. Export a chat (WhatsApp: open the chat → More → Export chat, without media) 2. Open the file in Chat Inspector AI 3. Enjoy the reveal AI insights are interpretations for fun and self-reflection, not professional advice. Chat Inspector is not affiliated with WhatsApp, Instagram, Messenger, Meta, Snapchat or Snap Inc.