Procrastination Insult Timer vs Screaming Coach

STOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING. Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away. Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work. ## FEATURES 900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE • Random — general motivational roasts • Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude • Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart LIVE ACTIVITY The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape. POMODORO MODE 25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both. CUSTOM TIMERS 1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level. THE RECORD Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping. DAILY REMINDERS Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating. ## WHY IT WORKS Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit. This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true. You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through. No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it. ## FOR ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy. If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead. If you want results, download this one. ## PRICING FREE • 5 and 10 minute timers • All three roast packs • Unlimited sessions PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week • 3-day free trial • Cancel anytime PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year • Save 61% vs weekly PRO LIFETIME – $29.99 • One-time payment, never expires • Best value Pro unlocks sessions up to 60 minutes, Pomodoro mode, custom timer lengths, and roasts read aloud. Terms of Use: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/terms/ Privacy Policy: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/privacy/

Screaming Coach is the only productivity app that yells at you until you focus. No gentle reminders. No cute notifications. Just a angry coach who patrols your focus sessions and screams toxic motivation at random intervals until you get your work done. Every time you stay focused, you earn Coach Coins. Every time you touch your phone, the session ends and you earn nothing. Simple. Brutal. Effective. What you get: - Focus sessions with random motivational screams from your coach - App blocking that actually holds you accountable - Coach Coins earned for every completed session - Upgradeable estates to level up your coach's lifestyle - Goals and To-Do lists to plan your day - Focus Bank to track every session and your total earnings - Friend monitoring so you can watch your mates slack off or succeed Your coach starts in a small apartment. Keep focusing and he moves into mansions, penthouses, private islands. Slack off and he stays broke. Just like you. PRIVATE & SECURE Screaming Coach uses Apple's Screen Time API. All monitoring and blocking runs entirely on your device. Your data stays on your phone. Your coach stays in your business. All features described above require a subscription. SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED A valid subscription is required to use any features of the app. You may access the home page, but no functionality—no focus sessions, no app blocking, no Coach Coins—will be available without an active subscription. Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/