Procrastination Insult Timer vs FocusLane Deep Work Timer

STOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING. Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away. Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work. ## FEATURES 900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE • Random — general motivational roasts • Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude • Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart LIVE ACTIVITY The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape. POMODORO MODE 25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both. CUSTOM TIMERS 1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level. THE RECORD Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping. DAILY REMINDERS Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating. ## WHY IT WORKS Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit. This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true. You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through. No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it. ## FOR ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy. If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead. If you want results, download this one. ## PRICING FREE • 5 and 10 minute timers • All three roast packs • Unlimited sessions PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week • 3-day free trial • Cancel anytime PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year • Save 61% vs weekly PRO LIFETIME – $29.99 • One-time payment, never expires • Best value Pro unlocks sessions up to 60 minutes, Pomodoro mode, custom timer lengths, and roasts read aloud. Terms of Use: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/terms/ Privacy Policy: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/privacy/

Stay focused on one thing at a time with a deep work timer built around lanes — Work, Study, Creative, or Other. Pick the lane that matters right now, start the ring, and let everything else go quiet until the block is done. Most timers give you one anonymous countdown. FocusLane organizes concentration by intention. Each lane keeps its own tasks, its own minutes, and its own progress, so you can see exactly where your attention went this week — and protect the lane that matters most. WHAT YOU GET - A distraction-free deep work timer with focus blocks, short breaks, and long breaks - Four lanes — Work, Study, Creative, Other — so each kind of focus is tracked separately - A simple task list you link to a lane, so every block moves a real to-do forward - A streak, focus levels, and daily minute count that reward showing up every day - Charts for focus per day, focus by lane, and your best focus hours - Custom focus and break lengths with auto-start Pomodoro cycles that flow without tapping PERFECT FOR - Students committing to distraction-free study sessions - Makers and creatives protecting long, uninterrupted maker time - Remote workers who want fewer, deeper blocks instead of a scattered day - Anyone building a consistent daily focus habit with the Pomodoro Technique WHY NOT JUST USE A PLAIN TIMER? A plain timer tells you when time is up but never where your hours went. FocusLane ties every block to a lane and a task, then turns those sessions into a streak and clear charts — so focus becomes a habit you can actually see growing. PRIVACY Your sessions, tasks, and stats stay on your device. No account, no ads, no tracking, ever. FULL ACCESS FocusLane Premium unlocks all four lanes, the full task and lane planner, complete insights (streaks, by-lane charts, and your best-focus-times), and custom work and break cycles. Upgrade with a Weekly or Yearly plan, or pay once with a one-time Lifetime purchase. Subscriptions renew automatically until cancelled; manage or cancel anytime in your App Store account settings. Pick a lane, start your first block, and see how much deeper an intentional hour can go. Terms of Use (EULA): https://web-levi.web.app/terms Privacy Policy: https://web-levi.web.app/privacy-policy Questions? Email tphuc.work@gmail.com