Procrastination Insult Timer vs ScrollNinja

STOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING. Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away. Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work. ## FEATURES 900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE • Random — general motivational roasts • Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude • Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart LIVE ACTIVITY The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape. POMODORO MODE 25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both. CUSTOM TIMERS 1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level. THE RECORD Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping. DAILY REMINDERS Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating. ## WHY IT WORKS Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit. This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true. You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through. No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it. ## FOR ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy. If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead. If you want results, download this one. ## PRICING FREE • 5 and 10 minute timers • All three roast packs • Unlimited sessions PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week • 3-day free trial • Cancel anytime PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year • Save 61% vs weekly PRO LIFETIME – $29.99 • One-time payment, never expires • Best value Pro unlocks sessions up to 60 minutes, Pomodoro mode, custom timer lengths, and roasts read aloud. Terms of Use: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/terms/ Privacy Policy: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/privacy/

You were not born to scroll. Every day the feed takes hours you will never get back. ScrollNinja gives them back, one mission at a time, and turns you into the person you could be: more focused, calmer, more creative, more in control. Try it free for 7 days. Feel the change before you pay. BECOME YOUR NINJA Pick your ninja from 50 painted characters. Every mission makes them stronger. Watch them change through 5 painted ranks, from Curious Novice to Scroll Master. On Day 3 your ninja can reach Level 5 and earn a sword. Who will you be in 90 days? ONE MISSION A DAY, MADE FOR YOU No guessing, no menus to explore. Every day ScrollNinja gives you one mission, at the hour you scroll the most, and tells you why it is for you. Too hard? It gets smaller. Doing great? It grows with you. GROW FOUR POWERS - Focus: your attention back. Finish a movie, a book, a task. - Wisdom: a calm, clear mind. - Fantasy: your imagination and better nights. - Discipline: you decide, not the feed. FOCUS AND MEDITATE - Focus sessions lock the apps that pull you in. - Guided meditation and breathing, from 3 minutes. - Calm sounds made by us: rain, forest, waves, a fireplace on a winter night, temple bells, koto and more. Mix two. - Come back and tap Finish to collect your XP. Honest points, no tricks. BLOCK THE FEEDS - Block the apps you pick, right now, for as long as you choose. - Plan blocks for the night or for work hours. - Social sites are blocked in Safari too, so there is no back door. WHEN THE URGE HITS Tap Rescue Me and breathe with your ninja instead of opening the feed. CHALLENGES AND THE DOJO 7-day challenges for every power, each ending with a red seal. Train with friends and ninjas around the world in the weekly Dojo. PRIVATE BY DESIGN Your Screen Time data stays on your iPhone, through Apple Screen Time. We never see your messages, photos or what you watch. No ads, no tracking, and we never sell data. SUBSCRIPTION Start with 7 days free. ScrollNinja Pro is a monthly auto-renewing subscription: $4.90 in the US, €4.90 in Europe, £4.90 in the UK, or the local price shown in the app before you buy. Early members keep this early price for as long as their subscription stays active. If you do not cancel at least 24 hours before the free week ends, the subscription starts and payment is charged to your Apple Account. The subscription renews automatically unless it is cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. You can manage and cancel it anytime in your App Store account settings. Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://scrollninja.app/privacy ScrollNinja is a game that helps you build better phone habits. It is not a medical or therapeutic tool, and its powers are game points, not a measure of intelligence, creativity or mental health.