Start Your Business vs VibeCode Simulator

Try your own luck in world of game development. Show everyone, what you are capable of.

You can't really code. You have an LLM subscription and a dream of passive income. That's enough. VibeCode Simulator is a satirical, pixel-art founder life sim you play with one thumb: one decision card at a time — swipe left or right. Growth bros, crypto idiots, Tesla cultists, TikTok goblins, LinkedIn prophets and one very tired lawyer land on your desk every week; every choice is a temptation with a delayed cost. Five meters on the surface — Runway, Hype, Product, Heat, Sanity — and a deep simulation of fifteen interlocking stats underneath. Dragging a card shows WHICH meters a choice touches, never the numbers: you learn this world by shipping garbage into it. Fully native for iPhone: animated title, living ending scenes, haptic swipe deck. • One-thumb swipe play, haptics, dusty lofi soundtrack made for 2 AM deploys • 645 satirical events across seven phases, from broke bedroom to founder mansion • 14 collectible fates — Real Company, Alpha Bro Empire, Beloved and Broke, Out of Runway… • Daily run: one shared seed for the whole planet, once per day • Home-screen widget: today's seed & your streak. Game Center fates + daily leaderboard. iCloud sync. • Founder Graveyard: every dead startup remembered • Share your ending as a pixel card • Single-player. Offline. No account, no ads, no tracking. Ship garbage. Gain hype. Try not to become a guru.