The Cloud Edition vs Whatever Weather

Serving the discerning gentleperson of the modern atmosphere. TODAY’S CURRENT ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS Per the instruments of our esteemed Observing Office, the present state of the air is rendered in uncommon detail. Temperature, dampness, and wind are recorded with journalistic precision, that the reader may step forth suitably cloaked, booted, and brolly‑armed. No more idle speculation at the door—consult the report, and proceed as one in the know. THE CELESTIAL ALMANAC For sailors, stargazers, poets, and parents alike, our Celestial Almanac charts the comings and goings of the sun and moon with almanackal care. Sunrise and sunset are set forth to the minute, while the moon’s ascent and ever‑changing countenance are faithfully recorded. Whether you seek golden hour, a moonlit constitutional, or the perfect moment to retire, Heaven’s schedule is at your fingertips. THE WEEKLY PROGNOSTICATION Our devoted Prognosticators, peering sagely into the charts of the coming days, present a concise Week’s Outlook of conditions, highs, and lows. Each morrow’s temperament—clouded or clear, brisk or balmy—is laid out in a genteel procession, that the householder may plan excursions, appointments, and idle rambles with respectable foresight. BULLETINS OF INCLEMENT MISADVENTURE When the elements grow unruly and the skies take on a troublesome aspect, The Cloud Edition issues urgent Bulletins of Inclement Misadventure. These notices, printed in the boldest figurative ink, proclaim fogs that would swallow carriage and lamppost alike, winds fit to turn umbrellas traitor, and storms best observed from parlour window. Thus forewarned, the reader may elect safety and comfort over soggy adventure. Accept no mere guesswork of the heavens. With The Cloud Edition in your pocket, you carry an entire 19th‑century newsroom of weather‑wise scribes, ever at the ready to report on sky, sun, and storm. https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/

Whatever Weather gives you the forecast and a sarcastic take on whatever the sky is doing. 114 moody comments. No account. No ads. No enthusiasm. WIDGETS Your home screen but moody. Current weather, sarcastic phrase and 3 days forecast. Small, medium, and large Home Screen widgets. MEET THE CREW Four characters with original artwork that changes with the weather and matches your mood: - Tommy the Cat: unimpressed. By everything. (16 original postures) - Rexxy the Dog: optimistic, somehow. (16 original postures) - Grimmy the Death: this heat is personal.( 16 original postures) - Danny the Devil: it's finally his weather. (16 original postures) Each character pack is an optional, one-time in-app purchase. NO SETUP. NO ADS. NO DRAMA. - no account needed - no ads served - no complicated setup - no subscription: pay once, own it forever SUPER CLEAN DESIGN There is only the information you need: - your city location (in case you forgot) - icon or extra character adjusted to weather conditions - comment on the weather That's it. You do not need anything more. THE FORECAST, DELIVERED WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM - Current conditions for your location or any city - 3-day forecast with daily highs and lows - Home Screen widgets in three sizes - Shareable weather cards for the group chat - Celsius or Fahrenheit - Light and dark mode PRIVATE I do not collect any personal data. Nothing is sold to anyone. No interest-based ads. Just you, the weather and a bad attitude. The weather may be miserable. Checking it doesn't have to be.