Neutral Pint vs That Lands
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both apps, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Neutral Pint
Calculate the walking distance needed to burn off the calories from your planned drinks. Find nearby pubs that offer a balanced round trip, then get walking directions.
- Calculate drink calories
- Determine walk distance
- Find nearby pubs
- Get walking directions
- Customize drink and body type
- No tracking or data saving
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How far do you need to walk to break even on a couple of pints? Neutral Pint answers that, and then it points you at a pub exactly that far away. Set how many pints you're planning. The app does the calorie maths, checks your location, and pulls up nearby pubs sorted by how close each one is to a perfectly neutral round trip. Tap one, and Apple Maps opens with walking directions. That's it. That's the whole app. WHY IT EXISTS Most drink-tracking apps want to make you feel bad. Most walking apps want to sell you a streak. Neutral Pint just wants you to enjoy a pint, take a nice walk, and arrive back roughly where you started — physically and caloric-ally. HOW IT WORKS • Pick a pint count from 1 to 10 • Your drink calories and minimum walk distance update live • Tap Find Pubs — we query Google Places for bars nearby • Results are sorted by how close each one gets you to neutral • A green Neutral badge marks the ones that clear the threshold • Tap a pub, get walking directions in Apple Maps TUNED TO YOU, ONCE Onboarding takes about thirty seconds. Pick your usual pint (lager, ale & bitter, IPA, stout, cider), your serving size (UK pint, US pint, half litre, or a 330 ml small), a body build preset, and a walking pace. Change any of it later in Settings. No numeric weight entry, no calorie diary, no reminders. WHAT IT ISN'T • Not a health app — the numbers are honest approximations, not medical advice • Not a tracker — nothing is saved, nothing is uploaded, nothing is shared • Not a social app — no feed, no friends, no leaderboards • Not a nag — no notifications, ever PRIVACY Your location is used once, when you tap Find Pubs, to search for nearby pubs. Nothing about you leaves your phone beyond that single search. No account. No login. No analytics profile. REQUIREMENTS iOS 17 or later. Works best with location services on. Cheers.
That Lands
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That Lands is a wine app that learns your taste — not the crowd's. No 100-point scores. No tasting-note jargon. Just one question: will this bottle land for you? Start with your taste. Pick a few notes you naturally enjoy — citrus, cherry, mineral, oak — and That Lands builds your preliminary taste profile in seconds. No account needed to begin. Scan any bottle. Point your camera at a label and get an instant read on how the wine matches your profile. Try it as a guest with free scans before you sign up. Grow your Taste Bloom. Rate the wines you drink and watch your Taste Bloom take shape — a living picture of your palate that gets sharper with every bottle. It's yours, and it's unlike anyone else's. Build your cellar. Save the wines you want to remember. Your ratings, scans and profile stay together in one place. Keep your journey. Create an account with Apple in one tap to save your progress across devices and unlock the full experience. Whether you're standing in the wine aisle or handed a list at dinner, That Lands gives you a straight answer in seconds: this one lands. That one doesn't. Your taste. In shape.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is update cadence: Neutral Pint at every 2 weeks against That Lands's every 6 weeks. On price, ads, in-app purchases and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Neither carries in-app purchases, so what you see is what you pay.
Neutral Pint ships an update every 2 weeks, That Lands every 6 weeks. The most recent releases landed on September 27, 2026 and October 9, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Neutral Pint | That Lands |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 5.0 (1 ratings) — better | — |
| Number of ratings | 1 — better | — |
| Update frequency | Every 2 weeks — better | Every 6 weeks |
| Ads | No | No |
| In-app purchases | No | No |
| Monetization | Free | — |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad — better | iPhone |
| Requires iOS | 17.6 | 16.0 — better |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 10 MB | 18 MB |
| Age rating | 17+ | 17+ |
| Developer | Joshua Wilburne | Yulia Dyachenko |
In-app purchases
Neutral Pint
No in-app purchases
That Lands
No in-app purchases









