My Snarky Phone vs Screenmade

Lost your phone again? Of course you did. Snarky Phone Finder listens for you and responds with the alarm — and a little commentary about your life choices. All on-device. No cloud. No data collected. Just you, your phone, and your complicated relationship. How it works Open the app, put your phone down, say trigger phrase. Your phone will blare an alarm and deliver a sarcastic remark that you absolutely deserve. Free includes: • Sarcastic personality • Apple Watch trigger • Hey Siri trigger Premium — one-time $4.99: • All personalities: Sassy, Dad Jokes, British Wit, Serious, Encouraging • Medium & Spicy response tiers • Full response library • All voice options Privacy first. The microphone never leaves your device. Speech recognition runs entirely on-device. Nothing is stored, transmitted, or sold. Ever.

Make every screen yours - Home Screen, Lock Screen, StandBy, and CarPlay. Screenmade is a widget studio packed with 30+ beautiful, fully customizable widgets and a generative wallpaper engine to match. Pick a widget and make it yours: choose colors, fonts, backgrounds, and layouts until it fits your screen perfectly. FOUR SURFACES, ONE STYLE • Home Screen - small, medium, large, and extra-large widgets • Lock Screen - inline, circular, and rectangular widgets • StandBy - oversized, glanceable widgets made to read across the room, including a calm night mode • CarPlay - widgets made for car lovers TAP TO PLAY Some widgets do more than sit there. Play songs on the Piano, tap out grooves on the Drum Pad, pop a sheet of Bubble Wrap, log a glass on the Water Tracker, shake the Fortune Ball, or feed your Virtual Pet - with real sound, right from the widget. Check off habits and groceries, or launch an app or contact in a single tap. No need to open the app. MAKE IT YOURS • Background styles like Tinted, Solid, Mesh, Radial, Duotone, and Gloss • A curated color palette plus custom colors, and a set of typefaces (rounded, serif, modern, italic, mono) • Hand-tuned presets for every widget, so you can start from a look you love and make it your own GENERATIVE WALLPAPERS Create one-of-a-kind wallpapers with a library of art engines - Mesh, Marble, Stripes, Bauhaus, Topographic, Bokeh, Northern Lights, and more - in tones that match your vibe. Export for any iPhone or iPad. SYNC ACROSS DEVICES Turn on optional iCloud sync to carry your widget setups between iPhone and iPad. Your photos stay on your device. Free to download. Built for iPhone and iPad.