Wombatistan vs Abduct This!

Welcome to Wombatistan – a cozy little republic run by wombats and capybaras. Help Che and Chonk turn a handful of huts into a thriving nation. BUILD AND GOVERN • Build apple orchards, apiaries, workshops, a market and a tavern, tile by tile, on a hand-drawn isometric map • Connect every building to the Presidential Palace by road – only then does production flow • Pass decrees with real trade-offs and research new ideas at the University • Your republic keeps working while you're away EXPLORE AND FIGHT • Send your band of heroes against the Otters of Riverland, the Hedgehog Hills and other neighbours • Line up your troops and watch the battle live – or auto-resolve it • Equip your heroes at the weaponsmith and the armorer THE MINE • A new mine every week, the same one for everybody • Dig deeper with explosives and ladders, meet the Trader and bring your finds to the Cabinet of Curiosities TOGETHER • Found an alliance or join one, with a notice board and chat • Earn decorations and climb the leaderboards EVERY TERM IS DIFFERENT Sooner or later the term ends: Che loses the election, flees and starts over. Your prestige comes with you. Featuring Che and Chonk from the Wombatistan webcomic, with voiced story scenes.

For centuries, they took us. A beam of light. A few baffling tests. A dizzy cow returned to the pasture by sunrise. The aliens thought we would forget. We did not. They think this is just a farm. They are wrong. Run the dairy that funds the herd's secret revenge program in Abduct This!, an idle farm tycoon where every bottle of milk pays for hardware no farm should have. BUILD COW COMMAND Upgrade your barn through 15 escalating stages, transforming an honest farm into a fortified command center while the humans notice absolutely nothing. DRIVE THE HERD Tap to send cows charging into the barn. Fill the paddock, build your Cattle Drive, and turn a disciplined herd into serious earnings. FUND THE PROGRAM Research 65 upgrades, from practical farm improvements to antigravity udders, deflector domes, and the Cattle Cannon. EXPAND THE FLEET Keep the milk moving with a growing delivery fleet, from a field tractor to an orbital cargo zeppelin. TAP THE SAUCERS Intercept alien recon flights for cash and stolen Blueprints. If a tractor beam locks onto the herd, act before another cow is taken. REVERSE-ENGINEER ALIEN TECH Spend Blueprints on permanent technology that makes every future operation faster and stronger. REDEPLOY AND RETURN STRONGER When the program outgrows its cover, begin again at a fresh farm and carry permanent service stars into the next operation. KEEP EARNING WHILE YOU ARE AWAY The night shift keeps the dairy running, the herd growing, and the revenge program funded even when you are offline. No forced ads. No timers you cannot play through. Just a herd, a grudge, and a plan.