OpenIdle vs Pebblebrook

You've got a laptop, a credit card, and an opinion about AGI. Time to found your own AI lab. OpenIdle is a satirical idle game about the race to artificial general intelligence — and the way the finish line keeps politely moving. Found a company in a garage, train a model lineage, hire a workforce, generate hype, and allocate compute, data, and influence as you climb toward a post-AGI prestige loop. Hire, ship, hype, rebalance, and watch the target move with institutional grace. Cross an AGI goalpost and the definition quietly advances. Prestige, refound, and run the same race a little sharper. The numbers go up. The goalposts go further. - Bootstrap an AI lab from a garage to a sprawling research org - Train a model line with a personality — and opinions - Split compute, data, and influence across competing priorities - Ride market events, generate hype, ship on schedule - Cross AGI goalposts that refuse to hold still - Prestige into a faster, stranger version of the loop All companies and models depicted are fictional. The compute, tokens, alignment budgets, and moving goalposts they abstract are not. The treadmill, as far as we can tell, is perpetual.

You have inherited Pebblebrook, a small abandoned village by the river. Play as Miro, an otter who gathers berries, fishes the slow water, and fells patient trees to bring the village back one building at a time. There is nothing to rush. The village keeps working while the app is closed, and your harvest is waiting when you return. A village that grows slowly Forage Patch, Fishing Dock, Timber Grove, Tea House, Stone Mill — raise five places and your village level with them. Neighbours who move in one by one Hazel, a hedgehog who knows every ripe bush. Pip, a kingfisher with impossible patience. Five neighbours, each better at gathering one thing. While you were away The village works for up to eight hours without you. Come back and collect. Light and quiet No account, no sign-in. Plays without an internet connection. Your progress is stored only on your device. Available in eight languages. Free to play with ads. No in-app purchases.