OpenIdle vs Slime Bakery

You've got a laptop, a credit card, and an opinion about AGI. Time to found your own AI lab. OpenIdle is a satirical idle game about the race to artificial general intelligence — and the way the finish line keeps politely moving. Found a company in a garage, train a model lineage, hire a workforce, generate hype, and allocate compute, data, and influence as you climb toward a post-AGI prestige loop. Hire, ship, hype, rebalance, and watch the target move with institutional grace. Cross an AGI goalpost and the definition quietly advances. Prestige, refound, and run the same race a little sharper. The numbers go up. The goalposts go further. - Bootstrap an AI lab from a garage to a sprawling research org - Train a model line with a personality — and opinions - Split compute, data, and influence across competing priorities - Ride market events, generate hype, ship on schedule - Cross AGI goalposts that refuse to hold still - Prestige into a faster, stranger version of the loop All companies and models depicted are fictional. The compute, tokens, alignment budgets, and moving goalposts they abstract are not. The treadmill, as far as we can tell, is perpetual.

Welcome to Slime Bakery, the cutest bakery in the world! Here, the slimes do the baking for you. BAKE AND MERGE Tap the chef to bake cookies, hire slime bakers and drag two identical slimes together to discover a new recipe. The rarer the recipe, the more it earns! 18 WORLDS TO EXPLORE Sugar Village, Frosty Beach, Enchanted Forest, Chocolate Volcano, Pirate Island, Coral Reef, North Pole, Galaxy Station… More than 500 slimes to collect in your recipe book. INGREDIENT RAIN Every 8 minutes, a 30-second mini-game: tap the falling cookies and cupcakes, dodge the rocks and win a big bonus. AND ALSO • Rare shiny slimes that produce ×5 • Customers with orders, daily missions and a daily chest • Outfits for your chef and trophies • A daily login gift and surprise events • A different soundtrack for every world • Your slimes keep baking even when you're away A few minutes a day is all it takes: come back to collect your cookies, merge and discover new recipes. Free to play, with ads only when you choose to watch them for a bonus.