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Your daily sit just got smarter. Einstool turns the 5 minutes you already spend on the throne into a hilarious daily brain workout. 21 quick games. Doomscrolling trains nothing. Einstool trains your memory, logic, focus, words and trivia — in sessions designed to fit exactly one sit. YOUR DAILY THRONE WORKOUT • 3 quick games from different skills, ~5 minutes total • A rotating daily challenge with a record to beat • Keep your streak alive — genius takes reps 21 GAMES, 5 SKILLS Memory — Shopping Run, Face Party, Pocket Pairs, Hold That Number Speed — Color Says, Flush It or Bin It, One of a Kind, Stepping Stones Words — Word Plunger, Word Swirl Logic — Tile Tumble, Plumber's Rush, Roll Call, One Poo Per Loo & more Trivia & Geo — True or Poo, Flag Dash, Pin Drop, Capital Rush & more GET SMARTER, SEE IT HAPPEN • Skill levels that adapt to you — every game gets harder as you get better • Percentiles after every game ("Top 12% of geniuses") • Stats, streaks and a friendly roast of your weakest skill COLLECT THE CHAOS • 51 collectible cards with delightfully savage quotes • Earn them just by playing — then share them with the friend who needs one The flush waits for no one. Download Einstool and make every sit count. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://einstool.com/privacy/

■ It looks like a terminal. That's the point. Black screen. Neon green text. System logs scrolling forever. CPU load and memory pressure climbing. To anyone glancing over your shoulder on the train, you are debugging a complex production system. What you are actually doing is connecting three or more matching symbols. ■ How it plays You are an incident response engineer covering 16 data centers around the world. - Pick a degraded node on the world map - Travel there (the farther it is, the longer it takes) - Patch the bugs on site (that's the puzzle) - Earn experience and move to the next incident (credits arrive on promotion) Tokyo, Seoul, Singapore, Frankfurt, Sao Paulo, Cape Town and more. Travel time is derived from real geographic distance, so crossing the planet actually costs you time. ■ Three numbers are trying to kill you While you work, three resources keep rising: - CPU — above 72% sectors of the board freeze and become unusable - MEM — clearing five or more at once brings it down hard. Small clears barely dent it - TRACE — accelerates the higher CPU and MEM get. This is your real timer If any of them hits 100%, the session is lost. Clearing three at a time will never outrun the load. You have to build bigger COMBOs, and land them fast enough to hold the CHAIN multiplier. ■ Fatigue, and the engineer ladder Deploying and traveling makes you tired. Fatigue only recovers in real time, and going in exhausted means starting from a worse baseline. Knowing when to rest is part of the game. Patching bugs earns experience and promotions: INTERN, ENGINEER, SENIOR, STAFF, PRINCIPAL, DISTINGUISHED, FELLOW — and beyond. The final rank is SINGULARITY at level 85. Restore all 16 nodes and the world is reinfected at a higher severity. It does not end. ■ Compete monthly Register a handle and you appear on the global leaderboard — by experience earned, by best COMBO, and by incidents contained. It resets every month, so a late start is never a lost cause. Registration is optional. ■ Escalations Eight times a day, one site escalates. Containment takes three passes and the site relocates after each one. Each escalation has its own rule for what counts as progress, and the briefing tells you before you commit. ■ Languages The interface is English — it has to read as a terminal. The manual and the daily orders are also available in Japanese. It follows your device language, and you can switch it from the profile screen. ■ Made for - Short sessions with real pressure - Not wanting to look like you are playing a game in public - People who like black terminals ■ Ads and purchases Free to play all the way through. Ads are mostly opt-in — watch one to skip travel time or recover fatigue, only when you choose to. A one-time PRO license removes ads permanently.