Shave Santa vs Artificial Superintelligence

Be warned! Santa isn't always so jolly, especially when being shaved! Open up shop, and start shaving your most valued clients today, Santa and Rudolph are only in town this time of year! Give them custom beard designs, getting them ready for the big night just around the corner! Just remember, don't go too crazy shaving...you still want to make sure you are on the nice list! FEATURES * Choose between Santa and Rudolph and your other favourite christmas characters * Cut and trim hair with a scissors, razor blade, and clippers * Patch up any sore spots with paper bits. * Get rid of any rashes with the rash cream * Apply aftershave and wait for the reaction! * Kid friendly interface! Shave Santa™ is a trademark of Bluebear Technologies Limited. About Bluebear Bluebear makes fun games for family and kids. Our popular cooking apps have legions of fans, and we pride ourselves in bringing premium quality games to everyone that unlock their creative abilities and stimulate their imaginations. IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR PARENTS: - This App is free to play but certain in-game items may be purchased for real money. You may restrict in-app purchases by disabling them on your device. - By downloading this App you agree to Bluebear's Privacy Policy: http://www.bluebear.ie/privacy.html - Please consider that this App may include third parties services for limited legally permissible purposes.

You’re a startup founder building the world’s first sentient supercomputer! Slide either left or right to train your AI, handle the bizarre requests of Silicon Valley residents, and explore parallel universes. If you can keep your employees, your investors, the government, and the internet from tearing apart the fabric of society, then maybe you'll actually bring about the Singularity. But you'll probably just get arrested by the FBI. Or kidnapped by an obsessed superfan. Or consumed by a swarm of nanorobots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Features: - Hilarious branching story overflowing with sci-fi weirdness. - Level up your dumb-as-rocks AI to the point where she’s millions of times smarter than every human who ever lived, combined. - Every time you play, you start in a new parallel universe; most are pretty similar to ours, but some have… diverged. - Meet characters like a hipster, an elder god, and a naked time traveler. - Learn how AI really works - and all the ways it can be both good and bad for humanity. - Find all 52 unique endings, such as the one where your cat Captain Whiskers enslaves humanity. - Music made by an actual artificial intelligence (ha ha, machines are coming to take all your jobs). Apps starring the AI construct CARROT have been featured by Apple, The New York Times, Good Morning America, and Wired, and are beloved by millions of meatbags the world over. * Note: iPhone 5, iPod Touch 6, iPad mini 2, iPad Air or later recommended.