Funny Rodney vs Nothing Tap

Want to have a corny middle aged guy who get's no respect right in your pocket? Get Pocket Rodney 36 classic stand-up one-liners performed by a fully licensed and state certified Rodney Dangerfield impersonator! When you're a Rodney impressionist, you really get no respect! Get it now and laugh! This is a self contained app, no internet connection is required to annoy people! DISCLAIMER: This app is a novelty app, like for fun, to mess with your friends and family. Please do not use it to harass and terrorize people! Also it is advised that you do not connect it to an external speaker device (or if you do keep it low). If you blast some of these noises really loudly, as with any sound, you could really damage your hearing! Don't be an idiot, and don't hurt yourself or others. BrennanMoyMedia assumes no responsibility to damage you cause yourself, others, or to property! We warned you, don't be a moron! Thanks and have fun with it! Disclaimer #2 - This app is in no way associated with Rodney Dangerfield or his estate and does not pretend to be. This is a novelty/parody app, with a comedian doing an impression and similar jokes. If you want the real thing go to iTunes and download some of his movies or albums! This is just a fun impression app and maybe some sort of weird digital art. I'm not really sure, but I am sure it will make you laugh! Get it now

You will do nothing. And you won't be able to stop. One button. Zero purpose. Tap it — nothing happens. Tap it again — still nothing. So why can't you stop? Hold the button. Let the void hum. A deep, evolving sound designed to quiet your mind. No goals. No distractions. Just nothing — and that's exactly what you need. Some say the void stares back after 10,000 taps. We can neither confirm nor deny this. — Nothing to do — Nothing to achieve — Nothing to unlock (or is there?) — Haptics that feel like nothing (but somehow satisfying) — Sounds that pull you deeper into nothing — A timer counting every second you'll never get back