Barney Blinddarm vs Alien Guest
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both games, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Barney Blinddarm
A humorous and bloody game where players help a disembodied appendix named Barney make a spectacular escape. Time your taps to guide Barney's fall and aim for the rubbish bin lid to achieve a grand flight to freedom.
- Timed tap gameplay
- Guide falling character
- Aim for rubbish bin lid
- Blood pack physics
- Humorous narrative
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WARNING!! This app is very bloody and probably one of the silliest games on the AppStore !!! Barney is a young, dynamic and very good-looking appendix. But he's continually harassed by the small and large intestines on account of his size. One day he's finally had enough - he's all worked up and suddenly decides to break free ... ... shortly afterwards in the operating room: His big moment has come at last. Barney's just left the lower abdomen and seen the light of day. The head doctor holds him proudly aloft for all to see. ... and here you come into play ... To make Barney's first steps into freedom as spectacular as possible, your mission is as follows: Attempt to time his fall so he collides with the rapidly approaching rubbish bin lid. If you open the bin too soon or too late, Barney will either slam full speed on top of the rubbish bin or fall into the bin full of… …eww – you can probably imagine. 1.) Wait till the doc's got Barney between his fingers and is holding him to one side ready to throw. 2.) Tap the display once to make the doc push his leg and let Barney fall. 3.) Barney now begins to fall without stopping. 4.) Tap a second time and try to get Barney to hit the rubbish bin lid in mid-air. 5.) If you succeed, Barney will be flung towards freedom in a huge arc. 6.) Packs of blood lie scattered across the floor. If Barney lands on one, his flight takes longer. Good luck to you and a good flight to Barney!! This game is dedicated to my appendix Barney, who parted ways with me in December 1987 and has been kicking back in sunny Abuja / Nigeria ever since.
Alien Guest
Guide an alien guest through challenging environments and obstacles to return home. Pilot a flying saucer, dodge enemies, and navigate treacherous terrains. Upgrade your ship and unlock new characters to enhance your journey.
- Pilot a flying saucer
- Dodge enemies
- Navigate gorges and jungles
- Explore diverse locations
- Upgrade flying saucers
- Unlock new characters
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Help the alien guest overcome all the obstacles and return home successfully. Fly the saucer while dodging enemies. Break through narrow gorges and deep jungle. Alien Guest is an exciting arcade game with colorful graphics and original gameplay. You are about to discover the picturesque scenery of the Grand Canyon, the snowy Noth Pole, the ancient Tropical forrest, the rigorous Desert and other amazing locations. Upgrade and decorate! Unlock new flying saucers and bizarre characters! Do you have any issues or suggestions for us? Please send your emails to help@stm.games, we look forward to get the players' feedback.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is rating: Alien Guest at 4.2 against Barney Blinddarm's 1.0. Barney Blinddarm's advantage is ads (none vs shown) and monetization model (free vs free with in-app purchases). On price, ratings volume, update cadence and in-app purchases there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Barney Blinddarm sells 1 one-off in-app purchase and Alien Guest sells 8 one-off in-app purchases. Whichever you choose, the download price is not the number that matters.
Alien Guest holds the better App Store score, 4.2 against 1.0. Both are backed by a comparable volume of ratings — 2 and 5 respectively.
Barney Blinddarm ships an update monthly, Alien Guest every 3 weeks. The most recent releases landed on November 1, 2026 and November 3, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Barney Blinddarm | Alien Guest |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 1.0 (2 ratings) | 4.2 (5 ratings) — better |
| Positive reviews | 77.8% of reviews | — |
| Number of ratings | 2 | 5 — better |
| Update frequency | Monthly | Every 3 weeks — better |
| Ads | No — better | Yes |
| In-app purchases | Yes | Yes |
| Monetization | Free — better | Free with in-app purchases |
| Devices | iPhone, iPod | iPhone, iPad, iPod — better |
| Requires iOS | 8.0 — better | 15.0 |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 35 MB | 206 MB |
| Age rating | 12+ | 4+ |
| Developer | Jan Essig | STM GAMES FZCO |
Customer experience
Barney Blinddarm
Alien Guest
In-app purchases
Barney Blinddarm
- Remove ads$0.99
Alien Guest
- Polar night$1.99
- Tropical forest$1.99
- Desert$1.99
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- 2000 Coins$3.99
- Disable ads$4.99
- 5000 Coins$6.99
- 10000 Coins$9.99
- 20000 Coins$14.99
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