2024 Game of the Year
Back then, I went to furry conventions to impress my online girlfriend/slash discord kitten (UwU) but then realized that people there were people playing this intriguing game that could impress my Online Girlfriend that I play Dress to Impress on Roblox with. They told me all about this game, where you could put makeup on grandmas!
This game looked so influential to me that I got passed out with exhilaration.
After this, I got diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, stage 6 cancer, stage 6 lung cancer, rabies, cardiovascular disease, tuberculosis, limbago, the black plague, malaria, Spanish flu, a new type rabies, arachnophobia, more arachnophobia, arthritis, and lastly, the common cold. Now, the reason I got all of these diseases was actually because of my furry costume. This game made me realize that I’ve been living my life wrong.
I dumped my 21 year old e girl kitten online girlfriend into the Saharah desert, and went back to the retirement home. There I started my gym coaching to get sigma male abs while playing this revolutionary game at the same time. I made grandma so pretty 🥰
I now have 7.5 PHDs in grandma beauty because of this game. This game really made my life so much better- and know i know more than life. I have turned into a celestial being. I don’t know where I would be with it this game. It really is crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy.
But, I wonder where my 21 year old online e girl girlfriend is now…
TUNE BACK IN FOR THE 21 YEAR OLD ONLINE E-GIRL GIRLFRIEND: D-DAY