2024 Game of the Year
I remember way back when in the 1980s where I got prescribed to this game from my doctor. He told me about Grandmas Party Salon. I want to take you on my journey from a cosplay furry to a sigma male alpha chad… all because of this game.
Back then, I went to furry conventions to impress my online girlfriend/slash discord kitten (UwU) but then realized that people there were people playing this intriguing game that could impress my Online Girlfriend that I play Dress to Impress on Roblox with. They told me all about this game, where you could put makeup on grandmas!
This game looked so influential to me that I got passed out with exhilaration.
After this, I got diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, stage 6 cancer, stage 6 lung cancer, rabies, cardiovascular disease, tuberculosis, limbago, the black plague, malaria, Spanish flu, a new type rabies, arachnophobia, more arachnophobia, arthritis, and lastly, the common cold. Now, the reason I got all of these diseases was actually because of my furry costume. This game made me realize that I’ve been living my life wrong.
I dumped my 21 year old e girl kitten online girlfriend into the Saharah desert, and went back to the retirement home. There I started my gym coaching to get sigma male abs while playing this revolutionary game at the same time. I made grandma so pretty 🥰
I now have 7.5 PHDs in grandma beauty because of this game. This game really made my life so much better- and know i know more than life. I have turned into a celestial being. I don’t know where I would be with it this game. It really is crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy.
But, I wonder where my 21 year old online e girl girlfriend is now…
TUNE BACK IN FOR THE 21 YEAR OLD ONLINE E-GIRL GIRLFRIEND: D-DAY
Back then, I went to furry conventions to impress my online girlfriend/slash discord kitten (UwU) but then realized that people there were people playing this intriguing game that could impress my Online Girlfriend that I play Dress to Impress on Roblox with. They told me all about this game, where you could put makeup on grandmas!
This game looked so influential to me that I got passed out with exhilaration.
After this, I got diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, stage 6 cancer, stage 6 lung cancer, rabies, cardiovascular disease, tuberculosis, limbago, the black plague, malaria, Spanish flu, a new type rabies, arachnophobia, more arachnophobia, arthritis, and lastly, the common cold. Now, the reason I got all of these diseases was actually because of my furry costume. This game made me realize that I’ve been living my life wrong.
I dumped my 21 year old e girl kitten online girlfriend into the Saharah desert, and went back to the retirement home. There I started my gym coaching to get sigma male abs while playing this revolutionary game at the same time. I made grandma so pretty 🥰
I now have 7.5 PHDs in grandma beauty because of this game. This game really made my life so much better- and know i know more than life. I have turned into a celestial being. I don’t know where I would be with it this game. It really is crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. Rats make me crazy.
But, I wonder where my 21 year old online e girl girlfriend is now…
TUNE BACK IN FOR THE 21 YEAR OLD ONLINE E-GIRL GIRLFRIEND: D-DAY
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Horrible
It made me so depressed I hoped I found a new fun game and I looked at it and I got it but when I got it I was soo bored I mean my grandma has cancer and she was sad when she saw the game so the next time I see it I hope everything is better and funnier. I freaking hate it!!!
This cured my depression
Before I downloaded this life changing game, I suffered through terminal cancer, serious depression, and every STD known to mankind and some. I still have cancer and am about to die very soon, but I now know that there is more to life than living, there is grandma's makeover app. I play this all day and night and will probably be playing this when I die. This has made me leave my friends, my house, my wife, and my kids. I would much rather die in the hands of this game than any of my friends or family.
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