I love horses
This game about horses lives up to my true fantasies. Before this game, I had 17 mental health disorders. I was put into rehab for wanting to end it all. When i got out, all i could think of is horses. Their big, strong, hefty legs. Those huge thick bodies that you ride on. And the silky smooth hair that waves in the wind. I fantasize about them every waking moment of every day, and dream of them in my sleep. I go to the grocery store on the edge of ecstasy just thinking of them. Coming back from rehab, I even dedicated all my time binging Bojack Horseman daydreaming about his beautiful muscular body in my math class. Thats when i found this game. At first, I was appalled. I don't care about these random human men or women, but when i saw the horse, i fell to my knees in pure bliss. This beautiful horseman that was on my phone had my hands shaking. Thank you game devs for allowing me to meet my true boyfriend. I have a whole floor of my house dedicated just to this beautiful horse, I hang paintings of his gorgeous face and body on my walls, I even have a shrine where I place my offerings for him. I have multiple tattoos of his face on me, and especially in my “regions”. He is my everything and my reason for living. Soon, I shall make him mine.
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You changed my life ❤️
To my dear horse prince, You’ve changed my life after I met you in that ranch. As I stared deeply into your eyes, I couldn’t help but fall in love with you. Years before a met you, I was in a horrible place. I ran away alone without place to stay. For countless hours, I would lie down alone, looking up at the stars. Everyday, I prayed that I would find true love. You’ve truly saved me. I am so grateful for you. Every time I see you, my glorious brown eyed king..my heart skips a beat. Whenever I’m around you, I start to feel my face get warm. The time I spend with you makes me stay up at night, wondering what I did to deserve you. I haven’t been able to tell you all of this because I was too nervous, but I can’t contain my feelings for you anymore. Horse prince, I love you. Even if everyone ignores you, you are the only thing I can see in a crowd. Even if everyone thinks that you’re just a silly horse, you make my heart flutter. You taught me how to live, how to laugh, how to love. You aren’t a random horse prince, you’re my horse prince..I cannot bear to imagine what my life would be like without you. I want to spend my life with you, I want to devote everything to you. You are my will, my hope, my strength. It doesn’t matter if you don’t reciprocate my feelings because I…I will always love you. Thank you. From, toe
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Finding the key to life
All my life, I’ve always been known as the weird kid, singing paw patrol songs all day long and showing up on my strange addiction. I found out, when I browsing the app store… I was addicted to horses. Hot anime horses, specifically… big body muscled hot leaping horsey horses, but not the scrawny omega kind. The big alpha. I saw him. For the first time when I downloaded this game, my Prince. Never once have I been able to find an perfect alpha. I knew this game would become a big part of my life…I told my mother about this game.. she gave me a very unsettling response. She told me that she’s going to take me somewhere fun. I packed my bags, and went into her car. She took me to a place called the adoption center. There was no internet over there. I begged the people who worked there to buy internet. They had enough of me so they took me to somewhere called the insane asylum. After just two day of not seeing my hubby alpha husband…I broke the door and drop kicked all the nurses and ran away to find my one and only… hubby alpha husband horsey horse prince. I made my way through the streets with nothing on but a gown, and I got used to being called a ‘crackhead’ for snorting my phone mic when he came close to the screen. I went into a mall where there was FREE INTERNET and we were united once again, we lived happily under the mall… it was truly a wonderful experience. 10/10 would recommend
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My beautiful sexy horse prince
I remember the first time I opened the game. MY game. My horse Prince is the best thing that has ever come across my horrible life. I was in a dark place before this game, nothing in my life ever went right, and no one ever cared about me until this game. But the second I saw this masterpiece of a game, my life had a meaning. There was only one goal in my life that mattered. To make marriage with fictional characters legal. I've never felt this way with anyone before. I’m feeling all sorts of new things that make me tingle all over!! When Yuuma first spoke to me, I cried. I’ve never had someone speak to me in a way that felt like they actually loved me!! When he asked me “will you be my owner?” I screamed with joy and yelled out to the world “YES!!”. Ever since then, I’ve been in love, in a deep sweet sugary love that I’ll never leave.
I’ve been having vivid dreams of My Horse Prince, so vivid I can feel him touching my heart. I can hear him speaking to me throughout my day, motivating me every step of the day. He’s the most beautiful, hairy, soft, sugary, hot, sexy, tall, short, fat, skinny, long, wide, up, down, left, right, round, triangular, good smelling, king, queen, horse I’ve ever met. I love you my horse prince, I’ll never let you leave my side❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’ve been having vivid dreams of My Horse Prince, so vivid I can feel him touching my heart. I can hear him speaking to me throughout my day, motivating me every step of the day. He’s the most beautiful, hairy, soft, sugary, hot, sexy, tall, short, fat, skinny, long, wide, up, down, left, right, round, triangular, good smelling, king, queen, horse I’ve ever met. I love you my horse prince, I’ll never let you leave my side❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Dear devs
This game has changed myself through the past 15 mins…. It also helped me with my autism and clinical depression… This game has taken me out of my shell and away from my darkest moments where my wife and kids left me at Target to die miserably, but then I found this game and have been obsessed with it ever since…this…is truely the game of all time and I will continue to love my dearest pookie bear cherry on top hubby wubby tubby nubby horsey princey ❤️.
Thank you devs for making this heart wrenching emotional game, the art and writing is spectacular and it is to die for…!
Thank you devs for making this heart wrenching emotional game, the art and writing is spectacular and it is to die for…!
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im in love
this game makes me so hard and makes me want to cream. my horse prince is so hot i have wet fantasies about him every night and pull a quickie every five minutes. i have terminal stage 4 cancer, and this game completely healed me. the doctors were shocked, since i was on my deathbed. but this game brought me life and made me happy again. all my friends had stage 4 terminal cancer as well, but they all healed after playing this game. this game saved many lives, and my life was one of them. my teacher was always vegan, but after plying this game she started to eat meat again. specifically the horse prince’s meat. my horse prince makes me cream and i have a foursome with it everyday in math class with my friends. please download this game it changed my life. farewell now, my horse prince awaits me.
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My comeback from depression
Once upon a time, I was going through a really tough period in my life. I was feeling lost, alone, and trapped in a deep depression. But one day, while scrolling through the appstore, I came across a character who was not just any ordinary horse, but a magical being full of wisdom and strength, Yuma. This anime horse became my source of inspiration and hope. Every time I played the game, i felt a glimmer of joy and a renewed sense of purpose. Through the horse's journey, I learned valuable life lessons about resilience, friendship, and the power of believing in oneself. As I immersed myself in the story, I started to see a change within me. I began to find the strength to face my own challenges and slowly pull myself out of the darkness. The anime horse taught me that even in the midst of despair, there is always a spark of light waiting to be discovered. It showed me that I had the power to overcome my struggles and find happiness once again. Thanks to that anime horse, I not only found solace in a fictional world but also found the strength to heal and rebuild my life. And that, my friend, is how an anime horse changed my life and saved me from a deep depression. Remember, no matter how tough life gets, there's always hope and inspiration waiting for you. You are never alone with yuma around!
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My baby papi horsy daddy gully bear😏😫
I was a alcoholic and I was doing crack cocaine this led to extreme schizophrenia and heart attacks I went to the hospital 243,826 before my doctor told me I only had 2 days to live because he also diagnoses me with stage 17 ball cancer and a brain tumor this causes me to fall into a deep depression due to death and bills I had to meet up with my Minecraft boyfriend and brutally slaughter and torture him after hanging him from a goalpost and saying to the cops I found a murder I went to the nearest bridge to kill myself because make a wish refused to let me see Spida man when I was just about to jump I felt a long hairy course soft yummy vulnerable vulgar tasty sensual recently beautiful dark girth suckable lickable under male long hard moist leg reach through my shirt and into my soul then this mysterious figure pulled my forward and ripped my shirt of then proceeded to make out with me in the middle of the road he took me back to the ranch and we intermingled and at this point I realized he was a horse because I couldn’t tell because my schizophrenia but I knew this was my moment we proved to mingle and mush until I was pregnant with 69 children all with 3 nipples and 5 1/2 balls this cured all my diseases and I lived happily ever after with my horse prince.
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Me and My Horse
8 years ago, I was a dull child. Everyone I knew had claimed me to be “stoic” or “expressionless”. I fell into a deep depression, since all the children had always avoided me for my dull self. A day later, my only friend had given up and left me, too. I’d cry day and night. I was always the odd child, and my sister was always perfect. She had much more friends, she was popular, pretty, and super nice. My parents would always compare me to her, so I had nowhere to feel okay. 6 long years later, I ran into the forest. When I was finally far enough, I took out my sisters phone. I had stolen it, because I didn’t have one and needed someone to call. I accidentally opened the app store, and that’s when I saw it. “My Horse Prince”, labeled in bold. I hesitantly downloaded it, and that’s the moment when my life changed. As soon as I started playing it, I was dragged out of the forest and into a mansion. So many people cried and hugged me, saying I was “back”. I was confused, but then I realized, people finally liked me. After a long time, I had friends and family to love me! My sister and I both got an equal amount of spotlight (if not me getting more) and love, and I felt happy. What once was an emotionless, friendless, dull, stupid, dumb, iwanttocurbstompher, and idiotic, was now beautiful, sweet, kind, smart, and cool. “My Horse Prince” changed my life, and I’ll be forever grateful.
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Life is hard until you play this game
My cousin and I had always been close. Our parents got impregnated at the same exact time and we lived close to each other so we basically became estranged sisters. We told each other our secretes and if we got into an argument we would quickly resolve it because we were family. During covid my cousin fell into a depression and stopped talking to the rest of her family stating that they were “no good” and that the virus didn’t exist, but she still kept in touch with me due to our confusing relationship and we grew even closer during that time. That’s why when my cousin decided to kill my uncle I vouched for her character. Me and my uncle were never that close but I thought he was a decent guy, however if he was dead my the hands of my beloved and faultless cousin he had to be the one in the wrong. The devil! During the trials for my cousins sentencing I realized I had developed some kind of dependence on my cousins innocence so I needed to distract myself. That’s when I discovered this game. The magnificent drawings and artful dialogue pulled my out of my cousin-complex and into a obsession with this game! 10/10 for escaping incorrect sentences of your cousin. /j
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