The stickers saved the mensch
I bought a mensch on a bench. It came with a bench. I got the stickers and showed them to my friends. It became a ritual that every night, they would text me one of these mensch
stickers and my phone would sing the notification song, and my dog would bounce into the room and onto my bed. Well one day my dog didn’t come so I went into the living room to find that the mensch had invited over another mensch who asked, does your dog bite? And my mensch said, no, my dog does not bite. And then the other mensch pet my dog and it bit him. Concerned, he asked, I thought you said your dog does not bite? And my mensch said, that? That is not my dog!
stickers and my phone would sing the notification song, and my dog would bounce into the room and onto my bed. Well one day my dog didn’t come so I went into the living room to find that the mensch had invited over another mensch who asked, does your dog bite? And my mensch said, no, my dog does not bite. And then the other mensch pet my dog and it bit him. Concerned, he asked, I thought you said your dog does not bite? And my mensch said, that? That is not my dog!
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