The stickers saved the mensch
I bought a mensch on a bench. It came with a bench. I got the stickers and showed them to my friends. It became a ritual that every night, they would text me one of these mensch
stickers and my phone would sing the notification song, and my dog would bounce into the room and onto my bed. Well one day my dog didn’t come so I went into the living room to find that the mensch had invited over another mensch who asked, does your dog bite? And my mensch said, no, my dog does not bite. And then the other mensch pet my dog and it bit him. Concerned, he asked, I thought you said your dog does not bite? And my mensch said, that? That is not my dog!
stickers and my phone would sing the notification song, and my dog would bounce into the room and onto my bed. Well one day my dog didn’t come so I went into the living room to find that the mensch had invited over another mensch who asked, does your dog bite? And my mensch said, no, my dog does not bite. And then the other mensch pet my dog and it bit him. Concerned, he asked, I thought you said your dog does not bite? And my mensch said, that? That is not my dog!
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DA MENSCH SAVED MY LIFE
Usually I always end the night with sending my family my favorite Mensch on the Bench stickers (specifically the “You the mensch”) so when I had fell down the stairs and didn’t send my family the epic Mensch on the bench sticker they were worried and came to help me
YOU DA MENSCH mensch on the bench stickers
YOU DA MENSCH mensch on the bench stickers
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The Mensch on a Bench saved my marriage!
Me and my wife were on rocky terms because, quote, “Using the menorah as a blunt weapon is immoral and blasphemous.” But now that I have the Mensch on a Bench, whenever my wife throws a fit, I just send her a gimel and she shuts right up. Thank you Mensch on a bench!
