Sage Ruined my Autistic Friend
It was a drizzly Tuesday. Me and my buddies were getting ready to have a wonderful lunch provided by Sage’s dining services. That was until we found out what was being served: the gabagool. Famous for shutting down entire cities, my friend reluctantly took a bite (she was excited it wasn’t chicken) and that’s where it all went wrong. Her brain instantly exploded out of her head and soon we couldn’t tell the red of the carpet from the red of her hair. She spouted black vomit and uttered the words in a raspy voice: I MUST RETURN TO MY HOMELAND. and all the students ran off at top speed. She has trapped and killed several animals in the area since we saw her last 2 days ago and she has fashioned their wool and hide into makeshift clothes, and is now hiding under a bench on campus and hissing at everybody who walks by. This is not the first time this has happened!! Please save Allie!!
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