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“ what about Timmy”
The years was 2005, it was a somber and dark day. I had just entered the cafeteria when I heard some noise, a noise so profound it was as if it was calling me. I was the first person in the lunch room, so no one saw me sneaked into the kitchen. That’s when I saw it the sage employees doing some sort of summoning circle. The wet cold chicken juice made a glowing pentagram. When I glanced even further into the room, there laying on the ground was Timmy. I thought he went missing in the locker room… but NO the dinning staff was turning him into cold, lifeless, not mindful not demure chicken. That’s when it struck me, earlier that day I checked the menu and the main dish was cold chicken. In less that a minute of watching the circle one of the sage employees noticed me. I ran and hid under the salad bar, which contained spider web grapes and dyed cabbage. As I whimpered and cried a felt a blow to the back of my head. When I woke up Timmy was being served… TO ME. The sage staff cut him up and forced me to eat him. After that they locked me in the freezer where is still an to this day.Show less23333331265
Developer Response
If you don't have a review of the actual app, please rate and review menu items within the Touch of SAGE app. This way your feedback can reach the right person who can adjust the menu and improve your dining program. Thanks.account problems
the zip code section is confusing, i put the zip code of my school and it rejected me, so i closed the app and it logged me out. when i tried to open it back up and log in it said the account was not found.Mason Godin
end the contract.
Sage Dining is one of the worst things that has ever happened to my school. From poisonous sushi to radioactive mac and cheese, Sage Dining never fails to disappoint the entire student body with lackluster quality food that looks like food that people living off of food stamps would be disgusted to eat. While I have only been at my school for 2 years now, I am unsure of whether I will survive the rest of my high school “experience” because who knows? I might be poisoned tomorrow, or murdered for posting this brutally honest review, just like the Boeing whistleblower. Additionally, Sage Dining fails to meet their claims of promising fresh food daily. Just by taking a look at their menu, you will obviously be able to tell that almost all of their menu is composed of frozen food items that take 5 minutes at most to make. And don’t even get me started on the eggs. The dyed yellow plastic eggs would probably stop environmental crises in the Pacific Ocean because marine life would be too scared to eat it. Loads of seasoning is needed to make such eggs edible.Show lesssagediningsuckssss
Developer Response
The ratings here are for the actual Touch of SAGE app. We’re sorry to hear you experienced food that wasn’t up to our high-quality standard. So that your feedback can reach the right person who can improve your dining program, please rate and review menu items within the Touch of SAGE app. You can also leave a comment on the board in your dining hall or speak with your SAGE Manager. Thanks.