Yassss
I was simply walking home doing the worm emote and I saw some kid being stoped as usual so I said nice farting noises to them so they said you too then I came to my house and downloaded this app just like my turtle said and suddenly my mom shape shifted into a giant elephant and started barking and peeing all over the place then said to me that this is what will happen to me after puberty PERIOD
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My dad spank me
My daddy spanked me for hitting the griddy in the hallways but jokes on him I got that canny Ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe skibidi toilet pizza tower rizz Nathaniel b bussin griddy psychic powers and sent my dad to the shadow realm at 4:20 pm
Did not arrest the toddler that bit me
I was minding my own business making peanut butter and sock sandwiches when someone threw a toddler at me, muttering something about “decency” and “stop uncontrollably sobbing to among drip”. The toddler bit me on my left nose. I reported this in the app but the baby is still free and working in real estate. Would give 0 stars if I could.
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Holy Scary Mole
I was walking through the silly smelly halls of Fishers when I came across some guy names Jamil with a chin the size of Africa, it was impossible to see anything past that, and the worst part was there was visibly a huge mole on the side that took up even more part of the huge chin, Poppin dat poosay
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Made me explode balls die😤😡🤬🥵🥵🥶😶🌫️😱🤯
I was being beaten to death by a police officers moms cat and then 32 unnamed individuals started hitting the gritty on me luckily i was able to get away and still got that victory royal and it was epic pogger until I exploded because of this app and it was so sad I cried 😢😎😰😔🤬😨😶🌫️🥺🫢😞😰😨🥸😔🤬🥶😔😰🥵😶🌫️🥺😓😖😥😫😟🥺😭😏
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how did I get here
Man I got to Westfield how i get here???
No
i was crip walking through C hall way, when i was attacked by aden weir. If you didn’t know, he is an extremely goofy and silly boy. i tried to use report him but my phone spontaneously combusted all over me, and i started crying. i’ve been very scared since that incident. there was antithetical time i got goofied up. i was walking past the cafe when suddenly Cacious Clay started boxing me. i got all riled up and started griddying away wile opening the noor.
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Cohen
A kid named Cohen jumped up and down
Woah
This app is Alr yk
😡
I was super sad bc my sister (that goes to HSE) did NOT give me any of her money to get Starbucks and then she had the AUDACITY to not give me any of her starbursts😡 I demand Justice!
