Bathrooms are weird
I was grittying through the hallways cause I really needed to go pee. And I saw this bathroom so I walked in doing the Justin Jefferson gritty and the Fortnite L Dance. But then suddenly, I saw some 3 foot kid vaping, I think his name started with a G or J or something. I emoted and told him vaping wasn’t cool. He then started to cuss me out in an anime girl voice. I took a video, but he just knocked down my Nokias camera, but I still posted it. Anyways a staff member walked in and Roblox waved and started vaping too. He told me if I told anyone, he would HSE Report my mom and I Mr Beasted out of there.
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This app is terrible! 😡😡 I widowy don’t wike dis app because I widowy was walking my mom and she peed on my dawgs and on my vagaygay and so I went to hse report her and they said it was MY fault. Dis is widowy poopy poop 😖😖 😫
Moaning
I told my friend to start moaning and he did but he also started to strip and he started wiggling all around everybody. His 2mm drafter was showing a lot. The I 720 no scoped him for my victory royal.
GuLP GuLp gUlP
i was walking my ginger to school when a rabid furry grabbed my dawgs she must have been admiring my funny looking wenis when she saw my gigantic bunions that are shaped just like uranus hse report it did nothing about it and the furry continued to take pictures of my dawgs. i am disappointed. this is what SEL is for. not only did she take pictures of my dawgs she also fed my ginger a cumsicle everyday. i have never felt so harassed.
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Mr. Jackson
One day I saw Mr. Jackson looking at my Badonkadonk so I HSE reported him then he pulled me into his bedroom and forced me to do the devil’s tango with me then he tried to do the giggity giggity 420 No scope him for the victory royale.
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When I reported Dimitrius Demarcus the 3rd Jr for bullying me, he was not immediately airlifted to a maximum security prison. Very disappointed.
L app 👎🏻
My dad beat me multiple times after some npc reported me for eating his homework I was craping math for weeks and I was banned from home for 20 days so I slept in the halls of the school when I got 200 pumped in the face for calling an Asian person to go back and choose the default settings I then reported him and the teachers just started emoting on me.😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡
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I was taking a crap in the middle of the halls and then A teacher randomly noscoped my fish that I was walking. I went home and played fortnite, then noclipped into the KFC basement 😭😭😭
Little Jimmy
One day i was walking home from school and Dora cane up to me and started tickling me in my pickles and it felt very interesting. She said,”get it out of my backpack so i can do it more.” Then swiper swiped. Then i t bagged.
instructions unclear
so my friend reported me as a joke (@corbinmullis56 on twitter) and then i got sent to the deans and they expeled me and sent me to prison???????? very unclear on how to use this app
