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So when I was born my parents said I was ugly and threw me In the woods. I was raised by wolfs and was bullied there to for being a human. My wolf parents said I couldn’t live with them anymore because of my bad reputation of being ugly. I ran for a very long time before comeing into a clearing and right In the middle of it was a phone I ran to it a picked it up. There was no passers and so I went strait to the App Store so I could play games to get my mind of my ugly face. The top game was DaGame so I downloaded it to see what it’s about. It was so amazing the grafics we’re so grate and I played for days. One day I was playing DaGame and soMthing felt off so I went to the camera to look at myself, somthing i haven’t done for years. I suddenly realized I was a cat dog wolf fox angel demon mermaid hybrid! I now am the president of the United States and have 22 boy friends 34 girlfriends and 41 non- binary lovers. I am so happy in my mansion and with my 97 husbands, wife’s, and lovers. Everyone who hated me is now my butler and they gave me all of there money and I am a Trillionaire!!!!! I recommend this game if you are ugly!!Show lessDaGame Changer
When my parents first adopted me, they thought I was just gonna be a normal kid. Like the picture showed online. When they picked me up from the adoption center they took one good look at me and said this is the right kid. One day I just couldn’t show any emotions so my parents and adopted me. They kicked me out on the streets, and I went to a dumpster and lived there for the rest of the time. Then one day I found a phone in a restaurant bathroom, and they had this game called DaGame. I thought that this game could change at least how I felt in that moment, as soon as I started playing, I started to feel emotions again. And I played this game until I couldn’t because the phone eventually died. So I sold this phone for some money and I got another phone and I use the money that was left over every time I sold the phone. Eventually I made a business, and it was about DaGame. People started to want to collaborate with my business and eventually I became rich and now I live in a $3 billion mansion with my three big booty Latinas, N 10 Butler’s. Please download this game.Show lessLife changing
Until the time I found this absolute master piece I was plagued with depressing thoughts and was unwanted by everyone, including my family but then out of nowhere this game came into my life unlike my farther figure. This game has bought nothing but pure happiness and joy, due to this game my family is finally together again and my sisters back to dating me and I couldn’t be more grateful for your miracle of a game. I pray that the creator experiences nothing but absolute euphoria and that he pulls any person they want to.
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