This is making fun of these fake reviews
So when I was born my parents said I was ugly and threw me In the woods. I was raised by wolfs and was bullied there to for being a human. My wolf parents said I couldn’t live with them anymore because of my bad reputation of being ugly. I ran for a very long time before comeing into a clearing and right In the middle of it was a phone I ran to it a picked it up. There was no passers and so I went strait to the App Store so I could play games to get my mind of my ugly face. The top game was DaGame so I downloaded it to see what it’s about. It was so amazing the grafics we’re so grate and I played for days. One day I was playing DaGame and soMthing felt off so I went to the camera to look at myself, somthing i haven’t done for years. I suddenly realized I was a cat dog wolf fox angel demon mermaid hybrid! I now am the president of the United States and have 22 boy friends 34 girlfriends and 41 non- binary lovers. I am so happy in my mansion and with my 97 husbands, wife’s, and lovers. Everyone who hated me is now my butler and they gave me all of there money and I am a Trillionaire!!!!! I recommend this game if you are ugly!!
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DaGame Changer
When my parents first adopted me, they thought I was just gonna be a normal kid. Like the picture showed online. When they picked me up from the adoption center they took one good look at me and said this is the right kid. One day I just couldn’t show any emotions so my parents and adopted me. They kicked me out on the streets, and I went to a dumpster and lived there for the rest of the time. Then one day I found a phone in a restaurant bathroom, and they had this game called DaGame. I thought that this game could change at least how I felt in that moment, as soon as I started playing, I started to feel emotions again. And I played this game until I couldn’t because the phone eventually died. So I sold this phone for some money and I got another phone and I use the money that was left over every time I sold the phone. Eventually I made a business, and it was about DaGame. People started to want to collaborate with my business and eventually I became rich and now I live in a $3 billion mansion with my three big booty Latinas, N 10 Butler’s. Please download this game.
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Life changing
Until the time I found this absolute master piece I was plagued with depressing thoughts and was unwanted by everyone, including my family but then out of nowhere this game came into my life unlike my farther figure. This game has bought nothing but pure happiness and joy, due to this game my family is finally together again and my sisters back to dating me and I couldn’t be more grateful for your miracle of a game. I pray that the creator experiences nothing but absolute euphoria and that he pulls any person they want to.
Amen
Amen
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DAGAM IS THE BEST EVER AND I HORNY EVE
From careful analyzation I have figured out that DaGame is the best game. Many people and many sources show me that this is indeed true. No exaggeration goes into this and it is simply the best game ever. Many say that this game cures their depression even saving their lives by preventing suicide. It is undoubtedly true that DaGame is a life saver. Every time of the day when you hear that “LETS GOO” it brings the life back to you. There has also been an abundant amount of research done saying that DaGame has made many people successful. These people have started their own business, became billionaires, and became one of the dominating companies in the current market. This game which everyone loves has not received enough credit, this masterpiece of a game is only seen as just a game. What people don’t know is that it is more than what they think, it is not simply a game, it is life. The inevitable thought of unlocking the new character lets you experience the peak of life. More people should credit this game for what it really is. Sincerely, LETS GOO
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Life saving
When I was born, I was born with a frown on my face. I didn’t cry, just frown. Growing up, all other families and kids would see was ☹️. I never found meaning or pleasure in anything. By the time I was 11, my parents abandoned me. I had to fend for myself, live on the streets, and eat any garbage I could find. And all the way to age 22 I kept frowning. On my 23rd birthday, I found an old phone in a dumpster. I got it to restart and I downloaded a game called “DaGame”. This game. Right when I first entered the game… I heard the “Let’s Go”. My face expression changed. I found myself playing for hours, it was so fun! I don’t remember why, but I went to the “Camera” app to do something and saw myself… smiling. “Is this happiness?” I wondered. I played all day that day until the battery ran out. I started frowning again, but I still had hope. I knew that DaGame was still out there and I only needed to acquire it. So, I began working. I sold my phone and began a business. To my surprise, I was making loads and loads of money, and hired people and more people and more people. Before I knew it, I didn’t have to work at all and just watched the money roll in my bank account. Now, I live in a 2 million dollar house, have a beautiful girlfriend, tons of friends and DaGame. I have found meaning to life. Please, download this game. Thank you.
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I got A stars in every subject after playing this game
I have struggled in school my entire life. All the way up to the point where i downloaded this game, then everything changed. It all happened last week, i had big exams coming up and i was clueless in every subject. I needed help. I searched across the entire internet, but found nothing. Then one day, it hit me. DaGame. I felt like i found the holy grail. I felt like i had gone super saiyan. I felt like a god. I didnt just pass all my exams, but got straight A stars. I still have no idea how it works, its almost as if its some kind of magic. This game granted me the powers of omnipotence, omnipresence and omniscience. But this power does come at a cost. From now on, till the end of my days, all i hear in my head are two words… less gooo.
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so great!
hello, i’m a good fellow friend of a beast of a man dhar mann. he is a man who is secretly a fairy and lives in a shack in the woods- anyway enough about my husband. i was walking the lonely waters of dingle land when suddenly something shone so bright in the distance (i am now heavily long sighted but i don’t care), my voice trembled as i said “d-dababy?” yes! his golden miraculous chain shone brightly. “lezzz goooo” he exclaimed. i understood perfectly well. he passed me something. a note? “what up, you WILL play this game dagame before you lezzgoo off this earth”. i understood what i had to do. i unlocked my ipad from 2003 and unlocked it, grease and dust joining to my fingers. wow. the app store had been opened. my fingers trembling even more than ever, pressed the download button. everything happened so fast..i was in. i was so happy to have found a game to cure all of my diseases and illnesses like this. i owe everything to this game. lezzz gooo
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This game saved me.
I was being chased by serial killer Joseph Mama, and it looked bleak. The windows were sealed shut, the doors were barricaded, my phone had no service, everything was bad. So, in my final moments, I did what always calmed me. Played DaGame. The coins, the challenge of always trying to beat my high score, the car, the background, the music, absolutely everything and anything about this game is absolutely purely soothing. When Joe Mama found out I was playing DaGame, he stopped in his tracks, dropped the knife, and said excitedly, "Is that DAGAME??" I said "yes" weakly, figuring he would be upset and this would be the end, but then the unthinkable happened. He made finger guns, pointed them both to his temples, and yelled "LESS GOOOO!" I did the same. "LESS GOOOOOOO!!" Me and Joe are good friends now. DaGame saved my life. And for that, I thank the DaVelopers. This game is DaBest, that's DaTruth.
-5 stars out of DaFive stars.
-5 stars out of DaFive stars.
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Dababy saved my life
Hi I was a lonely teenager. I got good grades in school but a lot of people thought that I was annoying and edgy. I got bullied constantly and most of my family members were dead. I also had Sugma and Ligma. I wanted to end it all I wanted to commit Suidide. Until My only friend came to my house and told me to play this game called Dagame. He said Dababy would bring back all my loved ones and it would make me Happy again. So I went to the App Store on my old I phone 7 and searched up Dagame and downloaded it. After I downloaded it I started playing the game. After playing it for hours my mood suddenly changed and I saw all my dead family members come back to life. And then a imagine popped up on my screen and said. You are cured from ligma and sugma now and then I heard “LETS GOO” Dababy is a true king and I thank him for curing me from depression, Ligma, And sugma.
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Lets goooo
To the developers you should add Da mestic violence
