Toddler Popper

The digital version of the popular children’s toy (Ages 0-5). Toddler Popper addresses the issues other kid’s games ignore. It’s designed from top to bottom to accommodate a toddlers’s wacky dexterity and make a parent’s life easier. - No Ads Ever - No In-App Purchases Ever - No Data Collected Ever - No menu buttons for your toddler to accidentally push and interrupt gameplay. Game settings are located outside of the app, in your device’s main "Settings" app, under "Toddler Popper". - Easy to play with extremely friendly touch controls, so your toddler avoids frustration. Poppers don’t require a perfect tap, rather a variety of touches can do the trick. - Two swipes are required to exit the game (from all angles), so your toddler is less likely to accidentally close the app and need your help getting back in. - Highly adjustable settings to accommodate the persnickety nature of your little opinion machine. Does your child prefer one type of pop animation and sound above all else? Do they prefer letters over numbers? Do they only enjoy popping poppers one-at-a-time? Adjust the game to be just what your toddler wants, so you can get the momentary peace you’re looking for. - Pleasing sound effects and haptic feedback to maximize your child’s satisfaction and fun. - There’s learning too! Toddler Popper utilizes visual exposure methods to help your child learn numbers and letters. You can even add your child’s name and help them learn to spell it, if you wish (only available in languages using the Latin alphabet; no special characters). Here's the truth: Sometimes you just need a minute. Whether your baby is crying on an airplane, yelling at you in the car, or interrupting something important. You’re not a bad parent. You just need back-up. Simply hand your child “Toddler Popper” and take a breath. We've got it from there.  Toddler Popper won't require your consistent intervention to keep things running smoothly. Your little agent of chaos will be temporarily contained. Now go get that glass of wine. It’s not too early. Unless you're in recovery. Then stay strong and keep taking it day-by-day. Note: Toddler Popper was heavily tested by the developer’s own child. Many of the game's best features are the direct result of her incessant and often cruel feedback. Thank you MaaMaa. I love you.