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Weeziness
Weezify has drastically transformed my existence. Rivers Cuomo’s unmatched genius has only scratched the surface of my neurons. It tickles when it happens. I dreamt that Rivers Cuomo and I met at an Arby’s and married soon after. We had children until we were satisfied with the life we built for ourselves and we spent the rest of our life together. Weezify allows me to come as close as I can to fulfilling my dream in this plain of reality. Weezify satisfies my every need. I hope Rivers Cuomo rips the roof off of my house and enters my room. Maybe we can play monopoly. Weezify fixed my brain. Weezify has become my brain. Weezify has become my existence. My reason to continue in this life. A true spectacle and the peak of the human race. If every person in the world heard the joys of weezify, true world peace would be achieved. The world would have no need for war or hate. No time for trivial matters or unimportant quarrels. Only room for Weezify, the magnum opus of mankind. Weezer has saved me.
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I love you Weezer
After downloading this app, everything started to get better for me. It opened my eyes to a whole different perspective. My mind started to open to new possibilities and I got ALL the ladies. I got hired at a new job and now I make 100k a year!! I’ll always love you Weezer forever and ever 🥰 my little schnookums.
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I had a brain tumour before downloading this app
I still have the tumour and now the homies won’t stop dissing my girl
I just weezed
hey guys, my name is Jonas, and this app has my hype playlist for carrying the wheel. I’d like to thank this app for all its shown us, and this is how I feel. Come sit next to me, so I can tell you about this app, and pour yourself some tea please. This app is just like grandma made when we couldn’t find quality weezer demos. Things were better then, once I got this app The choo choo train left right on time, and the mind I paid for the ticket was worth this app. The developers said, we go all the way man, of course we were willing to subscribe. This app is so good I changed my name to Wepeel because it said it had a box full of my toys.
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ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS!
Hello, my name is Jonas and I will tell you about this amazing application. No one else believed in me, but when I first downloaded this application, I realized that the good life was starting. People believed that I was a tragic girl before, but once I downloaded this app, everyone loved me. All my friends are insects, and I am proud to say that loud and proud now without people worrying about my mental health. I got married to the love of my dreams and didnt throw her out. (Yes I said her I am a pink triangle). I am no longer suisidal and do not want to go up in the sky with Buddy Holly (r.i.p). My favorite place is now the garage, and I told myself to keep on fishin’ when my ex girlfriend left and after that thats when I had found the love of my dreams. When she left me all I said was, “OK human!” and she left and I threw her out. This application showed me self esteem and helped me understand the good life, thank you weezer!
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Thank you Lord Cuomo
I was depressed and in the border of ending it all. Until our savior Rivers Cuomo came from the sky and told me “Screw your depression listen to my demos”. Since then i’ve developed a happy life and dated a beautiful transgender woman thanks to the beautiful demos of our lord and savior Rivers Cuomo. Thank you Weezify and Weezer for everything, you’re truly better than My Chemical Romance!
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No buddy holly
No buddy holly
Where is buddy holly
Weezer = buddy holly, island in the sun, we are all on drugs, undone, say it ain’t so and all the other songs
So where is buddy holly?
Where is buddy holly
Weezer = buddy holly, island in the sun, we are all on drugs, undone, say it ain’t so and all the other songs
So where is buddy holly?
Weeziness
Weezify has drastically transformed my existence. Rivers Cuomo’s unmatched genius has only scratched the surface of my neurons. It tickles when it happens. I dreamt that Rivers Cuomo and I met at an Arby’s and married soon after. We had children until we were satisfied with the life we built for ourselves and we spent the rest of our life together. Weezify allows me to come as close as I can to fulfilling my dream in this plain of reality. Weezify satisfies my every need. I hope Rivers Cuomo rips the roof off of my house and enters my room. Maybe we can play monopoly. Weezify fixed my brain. Weezify has become my brain. Weezify has become my existence. My reason to continue in this life. A true spectacle and the peak of the human race. If every person in the world heard the joys of weezify, true world peace would be achieved. The world would have no need for war or hate. No time for trivial matters or unimportant quarrels. Only room for Weezify, the magnum opus of mankind. Weezer has saved me.
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Weezify changed my life…
My life used to be downhill, my girlfriend left me, my family left me, my dog left me and my friends left me… the only thing that didn’t leave, was Weezify, Weezify has stuck with me like gum on a shoe, Weezify has stuck with me like a rat in a glue trap…
Without Weezify, I’d be miserable, thank you, Rivers Cuomo.
Without Weezify, I’d be miserable, thank you, Rivers Cuomo.
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