Cured my paralysis
Before playing this game I was diagnosed with stage 4 rectile cancer and permanent paralysis in my legs leaving me unable to move anywhere without a wheelchair. It was rough only being cripple since my mother who was 92 at the time had to wheel me everywhere she went (I was her walkman) and since our bank account only had -200 dollars we were on thin ice. However, light was shed upon us once I downloaded Capybara Rush and once I opened the app not only curing my fractured anus but completely eradicating my paralysis in my legs. I now can walk freely and anal cancer free thanks to Capybara Rush. However, since my mother didn’t download the app she died from heart failure. Still great game tho 5 stars 👍
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How I tamed my kids
So when I was causally watching the news like any dad would, my 6 kids kept constantly asking for cheetos without even eating their broccoli first! (Except my favorite child). Then my sister aka the best aunt ever, came across a game called CapybaraRush. When I saw her playing it I instantly knew what to do. I downloaded the game on the family ipad and ever since they have stopped begging for cheetos, they started eating their broccoli when it is served for dinner, AND they even let me get sleep at night. Now they are level 69,420 on CapybaraRush and have the gigachad skin whilst driving the dababy car. I can not thank the creators of this game enough. -Love gigachad 🙏❤️
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ok i pull up
capybara go brr
Critical Bug that needs fix
Won’t let me open game because it automatically crashes
Epic
I have so many more girls cause of this game and I have so many moneys and I have epic thuu oh my and and my dad came back with capybara epic epic epic
Ok I pull up
Pipi und kaki in Pipi kakaland 😭😭
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Ok I pull up
A Gift Sent From God
Beforehand, I was poor and lonely. I was musty because I had no home, I lived on the streets of Times Square. No woman would like me because of who I was at the time. Everyone looked at me in looks of disapproval and disappointment. However, after playing this game, my life has officially changed. I got rich and famous, all the girls flocked towards me, and I was finally able to shower. I looked at all the other poor, homeless dirty men and showed them this game. They immediately became rich and famous too. To anyone and everyone reading this, play this game if you wish to experience the best time of your life.
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great game
if you get to level 420 they hop out at the after party
Changed My Life
Before I had this game, I was but a poor homeless person. Luckily, one day, I found a phone. It had an app opened on it, Capybara Rush. The moment I saw it, I gained trillions of dollars, ended world hunger, caused world peace, ended global warming, and brought back the dodo bird. The more I played, the more good things happened: all orphanages were closed because everyone adopted all the kids there, poverty ended, and everyone had everything they wanted. Capybara Rush changed my life. Thank you for reading.
PS If I was the CEO of Apple I would add a Capybara emoji because the closest thing to it is 🐭.
Sincerely, E to the L, O, N, Rich, because of this game. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
PS If I was the CEO of Apple I would add a Capybara emoji because the closest thing to it is 🐭.
Sincerely, E to the L, O, N, Rich, because of this game. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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