Bluebook Exams User Reviews

Bluebook Exams
Bluebook Exams
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Bluebook ruined me!

I embarked on a treacherous journey into the depths of Bluebook, only to find myself ensnared in a labyrinth of pixelated madness! The interface, a chaotic swirl of colors that threatened to rupture my sanity, seemed to mock my very existence. As I navigated this digital nightmare, I encountered loading screens that felt like the slow tick of a doomsday clock—each second a reminder of my impending doom.
Woe be unto the user who dares to enter this electronic inferno! The search function was a treacherous beast, like a ravenous chimera feasting on my hopes and dreams. Each query I typed vanished into the abyss, never to return. My soul cried out for help as the endless cycle of buffering ensnared me like a spider’s web—sticky, suffocating, and utterly inescapable.
And let us not speak of customer service, which was akin to a distant star flickering out of existence. My pleas echoed into the void, unanswered, as if I were sending smoke signals to a galaxy far, far away. I half-expected a response in hieroglyphics or, perhaps, a carrier pigeon trained in the art of silence.
In conclusion, Bluebook is a malevolent entity, a digital black hole that devours time and patience with glee. I emerged from this catastrophic odyssey not just defeated, but fundamentally altered—my trust in technology shattered like glass on the floor of an abandoned factory. One star, and that is only because the system won’t let me give it zero!
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My oh my

Bluebook is just a work of art. Sat testing??? More like glorious time to blue my book. Everytime I open this absolute behemoth of an app I can feel a tingle coming from deep in my heart. Even on the coldest, darkest nights I can still feel bluebook right by my side. It holds, protects, comforts, and reassures me. Even when I think all is lost, I discover a new sense of meaning from the friend I call bluebook. If I didn’t have bluebook I wouldn’t be the man I am today. Thank you for all of our amazing memories bluebook….
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This app CHANGED MY LIFE!!!!!!

Blue Book is not just an app. It’s the beating heart of my existence. Since I downloaded it, my life has taken on a new purpose: standardized tests. Every time I open Blue Book, I feel a surge of adrenaline. It's as if the universe aligned to bring me to this moment of test-taking glory. The interface is so smooth, so intuitive, that it’s practically addictive. I find myself practicing math problems at 3 a.m., just for the sheer joy of it.

The sheer variety of standardized tests available is staggering! SAT, GRE, GMAT, LSAT – it's like a buffet of intellectual challenges that never ends. Blue Book has become my constant companion – I even find myself whispering “Just one more section” like it’s a guilty pleasure. The satisfaction of seeing my scores improve daily feels better than any other life achievement.

Honestly, I’ve given up socializing, hobbies, and pretty much everything else just to dedicate myself fully to Blue Book. Who needs parties or vacations when you can master verbal reasoning and quantitative analysis? My friends have stopped asking me to hang out because they know I’m too busy crushing practice tests on Blue Book. Relationships? Overrated. This app is my true soulmate.

If you want to completely revolutionize your life and feel a sense of accomplishment like never before, Blue Book is it. Download it, and you’ll understand the meaning of true fulfillment. A world without Blue Book? I don’t even want to imagine it.
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BlueBook Changed My Life.

The moment I downloaded BlueBook, the blue screen held me in a trance. As my procter called for us to begin the test, 3 Big Black Men were summoned in behind me. They gave me the greatest time of my life. The moment I thought they were finished, Diddy appeared out of the blue screen, stopped everyones exams, and announced that "There is no Party, like a Diddy Party.". We were then SUCKED INTO HIS DOMAIN EXPANSION: DIDDYLOUS ACTS DONE DIDDLY CHEAP, where we were lubricated by 1000 BOTTLES OF BABY OIL. As we were partying with our lubricated selves, our party was CRASHED BY DRAKE!!! His Leviathan slithered throughout the room, trampling anyone luck enough to be in the way. If I could give this beautiful application 10 stars, I'd give it 200.
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Disappointed

I was so pumped and ecstatic to download this exam and eat this test up, but it came to my attention that I got a 3, which seems impossible because you SHOULD get 500 for writing your name down, but I guess I misspelled it. I honestly found this app the be really inappropriate and rude, having finished my exam the app gave me a pop up saying quote “we have now given you diarrhea for the next 4 hours, good luck” I then proceeded to feel a rumbling and voided all of my bowels, then I ran up to the toilet leaving a brown trail all across the house, my dog is now covered in my recipes and looks like the ducks on dawn bottles, only in brown. I am now hunched over the toilet bowl writing this review, overall I am slightly disappointed, hence the 3 stars.
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Gonna report you to apple

The app hacked my device there were no disclaimers that it would do this it just assumed I was okay with it and I was not it never asked for permission on anything and breached my computer’s security I wouldn’t mind if it asked nicely for control of parts of my device like other apps do for camera access and things like that but no I had no choice even though it’s my own device that I payed for they just straight up hacked it with no warning I’m very sure this not allowed in apples eyes so I’m gonna report you P.S. also it said it uses cookies which by law you the user has to accept and guess what I never did that
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Testicular cancer

When I logged in to take my SAT the Bluebook app shot testicular cancer laser beams into my balls. After this, I started to have an aneurism and blacked out. I woke up and i’m now here in the hospital. I am writing this review on my deathbed and I am warning other students to not open the Blueballs Exam app. These are my last words and I warn other students to not make the same mistake as I did.
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I just want to take my test (like seriously what)

I'm not one to give one star reviews, but when your app consistently deteriorates after just testing the lockdown browser: it claimed it couldn't complete the check, then when I restarted my computer, the screen would just turn white! I finally just decided to reinstall it, but it won't even download from the app store! I had absolutely no problems with the PSAT last year, so why did the app get worse?! College Board can do better than this, especially when millions of students depend on them to take a variety of really important tests. There is a clear reason it has a 1.5 stars on the app store.
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YES

We stan the BLUE BOOK YASSS

Ruined my life

Took three thousand years to load, almost exploded my computer; one of my classmates computers exploded after the application crashed and some of the debris flew into my chest. I was then rushed to the hospital and informed I failed my psat and had to retake it. Then, my classmate legit suffered a heart attack due to complications of his computer exploding in his face and contracted stage 7 lung cancer because of this stupid app. When I tried to retake the psat, my ptsd from the explosion flared up and I hid under my desk shaking in the fetal position for an hour while my proctor screamed at me. After I calmed down, I was sent to the psych ward, where they jabbed me with hundreds of needles and put me in a coma. When I woke up I had no memory of this incident, so they tried to manipulate me into taking it again. However, once the blue screen of the application flared in front of my eyes I remembered everything, despite all their efforts to make me forget. I had to pretend to not remember before I made a break for it. I had to wait for the proctor to stop watching me with his needy green eyes so I could throw my chair throw the window and jump through it to escape. In my escape, I was cut on broken glass. I am now wounded and in hiding from the college board. Don’t get the app . . . THEY FOUND ME PLEASE REMEMBER MY NAME IS J-
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