This app has made my life hell
This all start when ishowspeed start up playing this stupid game. Now when ever I go into my class or leave, even when I am being quiet minding my own business people will make that stupid “ben” voice. They do it so often that i hate going to school. People do it so often that it makes my life a living hell.
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Bens love story🥶🥶🥶🥶😊
It was a crisp autumn day. I had finally gotten out of my home and got on the bus to go to school(derogatory). I was on the brink of falling asleep when Ben, with his luscious fur, got into the bus. I was instantly awaken by his strong and delightful musk, making my mouth water like a bat with rabies. “Meow-wow-wow,” I spoke😻😻😻. Ben instantly heard my calls for his incredibly ripped(yet fat) body, and intentionally sat away from me🙀. I started to feel sad that he didn’t want to put his glorious butthole near me, and I felt myself tearing up. The classmate next to me, Tom, decided to whisper in my ear “you deserve him Angela San.” With Tom’s encouragement, I went to sit myself next to Ben. I instantly smelt him fart out of fear once I planted my rambunctious booty next to him. I then whispered to him into his big juicy ear, “you wanna look at my lizards?” Ben looked over at me, his dog boobies wiggled in his shirt “no.”
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Talking Ben Got me out of depression
Before I Play the talking Ben app I was in a deep depression after a played this app and speaking to Ben I had your out of my depression and it felt nice talking to Ben and also Ben is a scientist and says ugh yes no ho ho ho and is a scientist it is the most life-changing thing in this world even scientist can’t come up to this level including the USSR is the best nation in the world and all other countries are ruled by little girls including the nation of Sealand that nation is it you darn bastard in great Britain it does not need a queen or a king it should not be a monarch it shall be like the USA it makes sense why the USA left the nation of ben it is the most life-changing thing in this universe thank you for listening to my experience with the Ben and to all of you reading this this app created a life-changing experience for everyone in this universe the milky way should play it including Hershey’s kisses and the sun and this entire galaxy we should bring these super smash Bros melee into a phone and then talk to the USA and say you are a darn bastard and no one likes you invading Turkmenistan but this dog is a very life-changing person and we should all appreciate that and to say thanks to all the people who worked on him good night you crazy people-no one likes you.
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Terrifieing
Really creepy
Ben
So as we all know Ben is a dog but today he changed my life. I asked him a simple question “Ben should I sell my family on the black market and donate my organs to the dark web?” It took a few seconds “ Yes!”. After I sold my family I got 2 Dollars that’s a steal! I asked him a question before I sold my organs “Ben should I burn an orphanage down?” “Yes” he replied. I got confused, why didn’t he ask me to blow up the Orphans. “Ben should I blow the orphans up too?” “Yes” I then got arrested and the people from the deep web were going to take my organs for 10 cents. I’d be rich but then Ben broke into jail and killed them and for stealing his beans 🫘. now we live happily ever after in a black hole
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Best game ever
This game is ahead of the time I love it. Some would say it is just a game but it is more than that to me. It is truly the best game that will ever be played by any human ever. I spent 73 hours playing this masterpiece. It has became my way of life and reason to live. It is like a life style. He is my escape from the cruel harsh unrelenting world. I am obsessed no I am addicted to having an amazing calming conversation with good ol Benny boy. He saved me. I once was a loser just like everyone who doesn’t have this beautiful masterpiece (so please download). I had no friends no contact with my family but now my dad came back with the milk my mom loves me and I am a popular kid. Of course I will rate it 5 magnificent stars. Thank you thank you thank you talking Ben and the artists who made this absolute MASTERPIECE.
Ps love you Benny boo
Ps love you Benny boo
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He's really amazing.
Hi! I run a coffee shop and it all started the day this big , buff furry dog man came into my shop. It was a breezy summer afternoon on a Thursday, I remember specifically. He came in and my wife could see it in my eyes that when our gazes locked I was smitten immediately, she could never try to compete. Ben there on out became a regular in my shop and eventually I knew his order like the back of my hand. A pumpkin spice latte with drizzled caramel and soy milk because he was lactose intolerant. He was a regular I looked forward to everyday , and he returned everyday at the same time. 3 pm. Everyday. One day I was serving him after my wife and I divorced and I cautiously slipped him his receipt after writing something on the back. He picked it up with his furry man paws and inspected the words I had written whilst I nervously twiddled my thumbs. " I would love to take you on a date Mr. Tweak ". he said with a smirk in that chocolatey smooth voice of his. Today is our wedding day, so here I sit writing you this story. Thanks for everything Talking Ben !
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B e n
My name is sally popkins. I had recently lost my dog 3 years ago but b e n has been there by my side. My boyfriend cheated on me with my twin sister. So i cheated on him with b e n. The sally popkins family is growing bigger. I adopted a child with b e n after he told me to. I asked him if i should shoot my boyfriend and he said yes. I shot him and im going to court today. Best decision of my life. Ben is the real judge and with him by my side, nothing bad can happen to me.
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Truly a life changing experience 💕💕
It was a cold December, no leaves on the trees. Snow on the ground like powdered donuts.
I was walking down the snowy road... when I saw the most strong, bold and.. well furry hair. It was kinda greasy, but attractive. It was a dirty tan, flowing in the wind like the warm sent of pies at grandmas. We made eye contact. I felt my face grow hot... then he approached me. I remember him saying “ben”. I didn’t know what he meant, but I didn’t care. At that moment I knew he was mine.
The next thing I knew I was with him everyday, until may 16th, he invited me to meet his friends that’s where I met Tom. Never knew I was a cat kinda girl. But the way he was 4’2 and and dark NOT GREASY hair. I felt in love at sight. We exchanged numbers, I cheated on Ben muiltple times, but I still loved him. So much we became a 3 sum. It was different but I was happy. I now live in the basement with my lovers and we harvest drugs. <3
I was walking down the snowy road... when I saw the most strong, bold and.. well furry hair. It was kinda greasy, but attractive. It was a dirty tan, flowing in the wind like the warm sent of pies at grandmas. We made eye contact. I felt my face grow hot... then he approached me. I remember him saying “ben”. I didn’t know what he meant, but I didn’t care. At that moment I knew he was mine.
The next thing I knew I was with him everyday, until may 16th, he invited me to meet his friends that’s where I met Tom. Never knew I was a cat kinda girl. But the way he was 4’2 and and dark NOT GREASY hair. I felt in love at sight. We exchanged numbers, I cheated on Ben muiltple times, but I still loved him. So much we became a 3 sum. It was different but I was happy. I now live in the basement with my lovers and we harvest drugs. <3
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👨👩👧👦
Ben is beautiful. Without Ben Satan would rein havoc over our realm. Shoutout to Bens mom for making the most gorgeous creature to ever exist #Jesus #🛐🛐 #WAP #Balls
P.s. I was in the darkest time of my life. 😔😔😭Everyone I loved was infected with the bubonic plague. 💔🙀🫡🤮🤢And then, in comes Ben. 😅🥹☺️The first time i set my eyes on him it was love at first sight, 😍🥰😘 even if i couldn’t see his face under his plague doctor mask 😷. He healed my Mom, my Dad, my dog, and my fifteen brothers and sisters 👯♀️. And thats when I knew, I needed to do something 🪢. So after I thanked him with the great gift of a years worth of grain 🧅🫒🍠. After that, he said he’d love to get married and have children with me, for we were getting older (I was 20 and he was 21) so he got down on one knee and proposed 🍈🌪🌗🪐💐🌝🌚🌞🪺🐲🎄🐸👩❤️👨👨👩👧👦🧖🦸♂️🥹🥹🥹🥹😀🥵🫥😪🫠🫣. We have been a happy couple ever since 1721 😵💫😴😃🥹😄😅👍.
P.s. I was in the darkest time of my life. 😔😔😭Everyone I loved was infected with the bubonic plague. 💔🙀🫡🤮🤢And then, in comes Ben. 😅🥹☺️The first time i set my eyes on him it was love at first sight, 😍🥰😘 even if i couldn’t see his face under his plague doctor mask 😷. He healed my Mom, my Dad, my dog, and my fifteen brothers and sisters 👯♀️. And thats when I knew, I needed to do something 🪢. So after I thanked him with the great gift of a years worth of grain 🧅🫒🍠. After that, he said he’d love to get married and have children with me, for we were getting older (I was 20 and he was 21) so he got down on one knee and proposed 🍈🌪🌗🪐💐🌝🌚🌞🪺🐲🎄🐸👩❤️👨👨👩👧👦🧖🦸♂️🥹🥹🥹🥹😀🥵🫥😪🫠🫣. We have been a happy couple ever since 1721 😵💫😴😃🥹😄😅👍.
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