I love this game
It is a good cow game!
Awsome
Awsome
Boring
This app is sooooooo Sooooo Ssooooo boring DO NOT GET THIS APP
Nothing beats organically milked teet
It does what it says on the box. A race against the clock to milk the teets of a faceless cow enough to fill a silver pale.
With the added bonus of multiplayer and being able to change between cow teets (personal favourite being XXXL) , this app is an all round great time if you're in in-between chores or brushing up on your farming skills.
With the added bonus of multiplayer and being able to change between cow teets (personal favourite being XXXL) , this app is an all round great time if you're in in-between chores or brushing up on your farming skills.
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Best game ever
It was so good that I became addicted and stopped eating for four weeks. I have also quit my job and spent the majority of my life savings on buying and milking cows. Now these don't seem like very good things, but trust me they are. I am way happier now, with my cows Bessie 🐮, Nathan 🐮, Carol 🐮 and Nelson 🐮. They bring me great happiness. Basically this is the best game in the world and you should definitely download it.
From a friendly cow lover xoxoxoxoxo
P.s if you are in possession of children, keep this game out of reach as they become resentful to your love of cows and do not understand the responsibilities of this game. Thank you. Goodnight
Pps. My high score is amazing
Ppps. A friendly suggestion I have for the game is to include a dolphin
Thank you. Goodnight
From a friendly cow lover xoxoxoxoxo
P.s if you are in possession of children, keep this game out of reach as they become resentful to your love of cows and do not understand the responsibilities of this game. Thank you. Goodnight
Pps. My high score is amazing
Ppps. A friendly suggestion I have for the game is to include a dolphin
Thank you. Goodnight
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Fun but gross
It's really fun to play but its kinda gross looking at the odder 💩🙈 soo yeeeah
freshest app of 2014
my name is hailey mello and since the day I was born I had a dream of being able to milk cows for a living. unfortunately I live in the tiny state of lynyhintopia, in a little city on Mars. when I was browsing through the space catalog of the hottest apps of 2014(earth years) I was shocked. I nearly jumped out of my space suit!!!!! my alien sister, brianna, was ecstatic. we quickly downloaded the app and it only took 14 light years. when it was finished, I opened it and boom my dream came true. I milked and milked and milked until I just couldn't milk anymore. I milked so much that I got a rare disease called milkosophogus. I had to go to Neptune to have my fingers surgically removed. all in all it was worth it and I would recommend it to anyone. I'm typing with my toes now because no hands. 5 stars.
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Ummm
Wtf is the point? Yea I'm stupid for downloading this because it's pretty dumb!
THE BEST APP EVER!!!!!❤️❤️👄💋🌹💞
Okay. So one night I got this app. And it was like OMG. I love this app. I it's just like so much fun. I play it with the family you can make it a family game and everybody can play. And he can brag and Bragg and Brad. And it's just so much fun. I really love this app. If you could get this app for $150. I would!!! You can just do everything you ever wanted to do. Like if you live in the city. You are not buy a farm see you don't get to milkhouse, and with this app your life is changed. I just think anybody who has this app. Is Mike a better person. If you have this app. Get it. Because you need it! And it will teach a life lesson. You don't want to be a farmer. It's gross. And less you have the Robo cow thing we can like Milk a lot of Couse. But I live in New York New York and like a penthouse I'm joking I'm poor LOL. But I'm not like so poor that I like and like living on the streets. It's just like it's just this whole big thing happened and Bob Loblaw my mom is not like with a right draft so if she gets with the right draft sometime she's a zoo lady I forgot to tell you that she doesn't Macalice but yeah it's a lot of fun I really like it and get it if you have the chance I would pay hundred and $80 million for it if you could just get this app that would be the best thing in the world. I love Jesus. Not to offend anybody is an atheist or anything but it's just I just do NGZ loves counts also and or also like as if and or!
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Cowy 🐄🐮
Weird but something to do when you're bored
