Went to KFC and came out with triplets
After I downloaded 5 star, I was commanded to enter KFC, where there was 5 big dudes waiting. They gave me 3 random triplets and sent me to the back rooms to deliver them. My manager got pregnant after I downloaded the app.
Amazing app
Slit my throat
5 star tuned me into 6 7
Woah
Saved me many times
I didn’t have my regular id to board my bus, and almost got left then remembered I have this so. It lwky rlly good
Triple T RUNS this app 👀
Idk 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
5star is not really 5stars
So basically I was in class and I went to use the bathroom and when I walked out I saw triple t and I ran away and then while in the bathroom I genuinely got sent to a different dimension and triple t killed me
My goldfish got promoted before me
I downloaded 5-Star Students because my teacher told me to. Within 17 minutes, a raccoon wearing a Bluetooth headset appeared in my backyard and asked if I had completed my hall pass request. I said no. He nodded solemnly and vanished into a nearby shrub.
Things only escalated from there.
Every morning at exactly 4:37 AM, my refrigerator displays my GPA. I don't know how. Last Tuesday, the app awarded me 12 points for "existing with moderate enthusiasm." My goldfish was promoted to Assistant Principal and now sends me disciplinary emails.
The UI is so powerful that it caused my ceiling fan to rotate in the opposite direction of Earth's spin. Scientists have contacted me. I am currently under investigation by three separate waffle-related organizations.
The rewards are okay though.
Since installing the app, I can hear colors, my mailbox owes me money, and a small Victorian child appears whenever I forget to check in to class. He doesn't do anything. He just sighs.
Overall, great app. Lost custody of my left shoe but gained the ability to predict when someone is about to say "bro." And if you see a guy name Leo at kern high school tell him he look dumb
Would download again.
Things only escalated from there.
Every morning at exactly 4:37 AM, my refrigerator displays my GPA. I don't know how. Last Tuesday, the app awarded me 12 points for "existing with moderate enthusiasm." My goldfish was promoted to Assistant Principal and now sends me disciplinary emails.
The UI is so powerful that it caused my ceiling fan to rotate in the opposite direction of Earth's spin. Scientists have contacted me. I am currently under investigation by three separate waffle-related organizations.
The rewards are okay though.
Since installing the app, I can hear colors, my mailbox owes me money, and a small Victorian child appears whenever I forget to check in to class. He doesn't do anything. He just sighs.
Overall, great app. Lost custody of my left shoe but gained the ability to predict when someone is about to say "bro." And if you see a guy name Leo at kern high school tell him he look dumb
Would download again.
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I GOT FREAKY BECAUSE OF 5 STAR
I got gang bang by 10 dudes for 20 hours straight after I downloaded this app, after that I got free 5 star stickers n infinite points…. Best 20 hours of my life… :>
After downloading this app, my meat started talking to me.
I was a normal student until I downloaded this app. At first, everything seemed okay, hall passes, student ID barcodes, etc. However, when I got home and went on the app, I was hypnotized and forced to lay on my bed. Then my phone unzipped my pants and inserted itself upon my schlong (through the charging port). It was a weird (and slightly pleasurable) sensation, and after a good 5 minutes, my phone was filled with my mayonnaise sauce. In the midst of the clarity, I heard something talking to me. It was my meat and it was given a mouth. Theres a lot pros to this curse however, as I can now analyze buns and tihs more effectively with the help of my meat.
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MY HOLE IS LOOSE 😡
THIS IS NOT A FREAKING DRILL MY MAIN ACCOUNY JUST GOT HAVKED MY MAIN ACCOUNT JUST GOT HACKED
5 star killed my ferret
I was in the park. 5 star killed my ferret. The end
Hardest log in imaginable
The UI is incredibly broken, tried to long in and it dosent recognize me, tried to log in using my school email, the button just leads to a white screen. To email or call for help? Those buttons disappear seconds after you click for help.
Login is bugged
I let my friend log in and use the app and now I cannot log into my own account. Absolute BS! No matter how had I try to remove it and log into MY account it keeps logging into my friends. FIX IT!
Very good
Adult hitler
This reminds me of the big E
It is so bad that I almost got kidnapped by Epstein and almost died, DO NOT RECCOMEND
Makes me cry
ITS AWFUL ITS ALWAYS TIMING HOW MYCH TIME I HAR IN THE RESTROKM
5 star probed me
one night I was sleeping on cardboard when I noticed the roaches started crawling into their holes then 5 star came and broke down my door and grabbed my ankle but I was quick enough to leap out my window but while I was running down the street and they caught up and spear tackled me then threw me in their van and tied me down in a stretcher and that’s when they started probing me, I fell asleep then woke up on my bed and thought it was a dream but now I have an alter ego called 5 star in my head and it tells me to do horrible things
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I got 🍇ed my 5 star
It all started on Monday it was a normal day until I downloaded 5 star that I got forced to download it was all normal but then diddy can ms evens came into the room I got raped by both of them and they left my booty wide open so glad that I got raped 🍇
This app touched me
5 start him self came out of the screen and touched me.
So high cortisol
So high cortisol
5 Star made me low test
I used to be a 6’7 210 pound beast. I then used likewise and now I’m a 5’2 100 pound crack addict under the bridge
