5 star help me come out
Terrible
Best app ever
How five star killed my cat like halo reach kat
*cries*
na
this gave me aids
5 STAR LOWKEY SAVED ME FROM 9/11
BEST APP EVERRRRR CHANGED ME
This app is a very good app
i hate this app and my school district
5 STAR GAVE ME A FEMBOY FOOT FETISH
Ewe
Worst app
How I reincarnated as a black jewish priest acrobatic with a bbl
This app dish harmonized my family
Entering a portal to argartha
5 star his under my bed😬😳😱😳😬🤯😳🫃
Scrrrrrape.
My dad opened one eye.
“What was that?”
Mom whispered, “Probably the house settling.”
Then a voice came from underneath their bed.
“Five stars out of five. Very comfortable down here.”
Dad LEAPT out of bed so fast he nearly reached the ceiling.
“WHO SAID THAT?!”
A golden sneaker slowly slid out from under the bed.
Then another.
Then Five Star's head appeared upside down.
“WHAT'S UP, FAMILY?! ⭐”
Dad screamed. Mom threw a pillow. Five Star rolled out from under the bed wearing pajamas covered in little stars.
But that was only the beginning.
He had apparently been hiding under everyone's beds all night, rating their sleeping arrangements like a hotel inspector.
Mom's bed: Five stars. Excellent blanket quality.
Dad's bed: Two stars. Excessive snoring.
The guest bed: Four stars. Suspiciously many pillows.
My bed: Five stars. Excellent snack storage.
“WHY HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER OUR BEDS?!” Dad yelled.
Five Star pulled out a clipboard.
“Routine inspection.”
Then the family heard a noise from the hallway.
SCRRRRAPE.
Everyone turned.
Five Star was already standing in the doorway.
Dad slowly looked back under the bed.
There was another Five Star underneath it.
Mom grabbed her phone.
“THERE ARE TWO OF THEM?!”
Both Five Stars smiled.
“Actually,” they said together, “there are five.”
FIVE STAR CLONES EMERGED FROM EVERY BEDROOM.
Dad grabbed the car keys and announced that the family was moving to a hotel.
From somewhere inside his suitcase came a tiny voice:
“Already booked you a room. Five stars.”
Dad dropped the suitcase.
And from that night forward, my family adopted one rule:
ALWAYS CHECK UNDER THE BED. ⭐💀
