I’m in hell lowkey
The day I got this app I was jumped by five homeless guys one of them was a homeless wizard with a newspaper cloak and tinfoil wizard hat so reasonably we had ourselves a wizard off i was winning since I’m not a bum and don’t eat living rats with STDs but sadly he cast a glory portal and it sucked me in to a pocket dimension so I used my pocket burger to split time to send my self back a lil bit but the police of the laws of the universe didn’t like that so I’m In hell and I’m currently in the 5 layer with my boy Dante he’s pretty chill so I give it a 3 out of 5
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This app gave me a Std
When I downloaded this app it alerted all the flock cameras in my area to track on to me so the IDF could crack me and take my physical id. They abducted me and my ID then cracked me giving me AIDS.
Gain eagers
This app was used to rape me in the girls bathroom as I am a 300 pound trans man, ONE STAR
Trash
This app is straight trash, waste of space, life, and technology. This app is not for children. If i describe this app in one word it will be “TRASH”
What’s the point bro
It did not allow me to pull the baddest huzz. I flexed this app on them and they called me a nerd.
PANTS. 🫁 grace beat me in in rock paper scissors
Review what?
Epstein Mindcontrol Rotted my brain
Goyslop is this app I hate this app it melt my brain
5 star is 5 star in bed
On our honey moon five star gave me the 5 star experience all day night and morning my absolute goat
5 Star Slipped it Inside of me🥵🥵🥵
I dowloaded this pos app because my school forced me too. Little did I know Adolf Hitler himself would come and bust down my door. A lot of busting happened that night🥰🥰🥰 (He put his final solution in me🥵💦💦) Dont recommend still cant walk👨🦽➡️👨🦽➡️👨🦽➡️👨🦽➡️
Download This Not Men
𓅓𓇌 𓂧𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓊪𓉔𓄿𓂋𓄿𓅱𓉔 𓉔𓄿𓋴 𓋴𓄿𓇋𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓏏𓄿𓃀𓃭𓅂𓏏 𓅱𓆑 𓅓𓇋𓈖𓅂 𓉔𓅂𓃭𓂧 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖 𓅓𓇌 𓉔𓄿𓈖𓂧𓋴 𓇋𓋴 𓋴𓅱𓂋𓎢𓅂𓂋𓇌. 𓇋 𓋴𓉔𓄿𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱 𓃭𓅱𓈖𓎼𓅂𓂋 𓃀𓅂 𓄿𓃀𓃭𓅂 𓏏𓅱 𓅲𓋴𓅂 𓇋𓏏𓄼 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋 𓂋𓅂𓆓𓅱𓇋𓎢𓅂. 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓃍 𓋴𓏏𓄿𓂋 𓄿𓊪𓊪𓃭𓇋𓎢𓄿𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖 𓉔𓄿𓊪𓊪𓅂𓈖𓋴 𓏏𓅱 𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅱𓅓𓅱𓋴𓅂𓇨𓅲𓄿𓃭 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓉔𓄿𓋴 𓎢𓄿𓅲𓋴𓅂𓂧 𓅓𓇋𓈖𓅂 𓅱𓅃𓈖 𓃀𓂋𓅱𓏏𓉔𓅂𓂋 𓏏𓅱 𓆑𓄿𓃭𓃭 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓊪𓃭𓄿𓎼𓅲𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓉔𓅱𓅓𓅱𓋴𓅂𓇨𓅲𓄿𓃭𓇋𓏏𓇌. 𓅱𓅲𓂋 𓎢𓂋𓅱𓊪 𓉔𓄿𓂋𓆯𓅂𓋴𓏏 𓉔𓄿𓋴 𓂧𓅃𓇋𓈖𓂧𓃭𓅂𓂧 𓋴𓇋𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓆑𓂋𓅂𓎡𓅲𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓅲𓋴𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓄿𓊪𓊪𓃭𓇋𓎢𓄿𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖 𓃀𓇌 𓅱𓅲𓂋 𓋴𓃭𓄿𓆯𓅂𓋴. 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓎢𓅱𓈖𓋴𓏏𓂋𓅲𓎢𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓊪𓇌𓂋𓄿𓅓𓇋𓂧 𓅱𓆑 𓅱𓅲𓂋 𓂧𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓊪𓉔𓄿𓂋𓄿𓅱𓉔 𓉔𓄿𓋴 𓋴𓇋𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓃀𓅂𓅂𓈖 𓂧𓅂𓃭𓄿𓇌𓅂𓂧 𓂧𓅲𓅂 𓏏𓅱 𓅓𓄿𓃭𓈖𓅲𓏏𓂋𓇋𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖 𓅱𓆑 𓅱𓅲𓂋 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓈎𓅂𓂋𓋴. 𓃍 𓋴𓏏𓄿𓂋 𓎼𓇋𓆯𓅂𓋴 𓈖𓅱 𓎼𓅱𓅱𓂧 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓅱𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓋴𓅲𓆑𓆑𓅂𓂋𓇋𓈖𓎼. 𓂧𓅱 𓈖𓅱𓏏 𓂧𓅱𓅃𓈖𓃭𓅱𓄿𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓄿𓊪𓊪𓃭𓇋𓎢𓄿𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖.
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5 Star Came to My House and impregnated my bearded Dragon
Twas a normal day as a freshman chilling at home. Twas a normal day until i had to download 5 star. My day was not normal after I downloaded 5 star. Next thing I knew I hear glass breaking and saw my bearded dragon with giant impregnated belly. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP
The Truth Behind 5-Star
I was at school told to download this app called 5-Star but little did I know, I was signing my soul away. I went to sleep and when I was dreaming George Washington was speaking to me. He was warning me, saying in 2 centuries computers will be made and then all the students in the 2020s will be forced to work in camps due to being spied on by Kim Jung Un through an app called 5-Star. When I woke up I wasn’t alone in my bed, as a cardboard cutout of Taylor Swift had a note and it said “i know what you did” as SWAT surrounded my house. Well it turns out they locked me in a psych ward for mass genocide but that’s besides the point.
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5 star reinstated the Soviet regime in my algebra 2 class. Marx is lowkey chill
Everything was calm. Then I had to download 5 star. Immediately I started having dreams of Karl Marx appearing to me, strangely he always wore dolphins jersey and lei, he never explained why. He explained to me the glory of Marxism and the socialist ideology. I knew what I needed to do. Day by day I used subliminal messaging to make my teacher become a Soviet sleeper agent. She began dividing all the homework among everyone to complete as a collective, everyone’s grades skyrocketed. The year ended and everyone ended with 102% exactly. Communism began to spread to other classes. When my work was complete Karl Marx approached me once more. He told me the location of his frozen body (still alive). If you’re reading this, I’m putting together a team.
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5star turned my friend into a femboy and cracked me!!!!
once i downloaded the app, the next day my friend daniel, came to school wearing a skirt and crop top!!!!!😭😭😂🤤🤤 he then jumped on me and started riding me in front of EVERYONE at my school!!!💯💯🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤😳😳
THIS APP MADE ME BUST TO TOM PEARL💦🥵😫
This app really gave me lots of time to use the school bathroom and bust. there was one time in particular where my math teacher said that I should scan the scan the 5-Star app and I would be able to leave. I sprinted out of my seat to scan it, left my iPad and sprinted to the stall. I opened the tom pearl edition PH and instantly started stroking my cock after only five seconds I busted and it sent at least four strong pump straight onto my screen after came two strong blanks it was one of the best stroking experiences of my life. I would recommend they don’t call it 5-Star nothing
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WORST APP EVER
IDK I JUST HATE IT
Thanks
I forgot to insert my ID when going to the bathroom and when I came back they launched a barrage of cannons my way
I LOVE this app
Before downloading this app, ive been having a lot of problems with my diarrhea, and I had a suicide bomb in my anus hole, which made me join special education class, but after my mustard chicken dinglepop slop, ive been sent to Israel for a mass execution of Homegoods homeroids which affected my PE grade, and Ive been hanged off a Star of David building, and reincarnated into a tangerine, it gave me chills in my esophagus. Sometimes i think about my life if I didnt download this app, and I would GENUINELY israel myself. I genuinely want to thank my uncle for this experience because I’ve been going through a lot and my family was on edge of being executed by the Brazilian cartel, so I GENUINELY went Brazilian phonk montagem slowed+reverb bart Simpson moments, and got sent back to Siberia and went to buy a polyester edit shirt from Homegoods انا أكلت ahh اخي
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Triple T GotMe
It’s was a little after noon when I decided to install the, 5-Star App, I prevailed my fear and press the blue button. A loading button appeared, took forever to install. Till midnight struck, and it finalized on my iPad. Then out of the blue, out of the corner of my eye… TRIPLE T GRABBED ME FROM BEHIND!! He dragged me out the window, and out the streets as the crow began to chirp. I screamed and shout and scrambled, but nothing worked to my avail. And then, finally, he Tungarized me.
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