It killed my cat
My cat got hit by a car
Wanna get looked at by Epstein while taking a dump get this app
So at my school there this 85yr old STUDENT teacher who lowkey looks like Epstein and I went to take a dump THEY ONLY GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES BTW so when I hit 5min (my class is like a 2 min away) Epstein was staring me down😭😭😭
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I was sitting in my 3rd period class when my buh hole surged with the power of 100 suns. I could feel the radioactivity building up. I asked to use the bathroom and I signed out and sprinted to the bathroom.
Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location
Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”
I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh
Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.
Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location
Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”
I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh
Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.
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Minga made Jonny 🥲
So it was the 30th of February and I was talking with my friend Jonny when he suddenly needed to use the restroom. The teacher said ‘you should have went during passing!’ After she said that he ran out out of the door. Five minutes go by and my teacher is talking to someone on the phone. The next thing I see is half of my friend being dragged on the floor by the minga police as my teacher opens the door. Then to top it all off the minga principal came In and screamed at us like we were in the marines. I could not even express my disappointment.
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Minga ruined my thugathon
I was using Minga to go to the bathroom and start my thugathon in the school bathroom, however thugathons last between 6-9 hours and Minga only permits you to go for 7 minutes. I was trying to start up my thugathon but then Minga told me I had to go back to class. I ignored the warning but then the dean came in the bathroom to drag my back to class while I was in my underwear starting my thugathon. I was put back in class completely naked and everyone made fun of me and it completely ruined my life I am now known as Nick “thug” gerrs.
0/10 app horrible do not use ever
-Nick gerrs
0/10 app horrible do not use ever
-Nick gerrs
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