minga saved my marriage by introducing a third party while i watch
my wife was unhappy by my performance so minga signed up Derrick john johnson to “help us out” and my wife has never been happier and i always take notes for when Derrick retires
The minga police is evil
I was trying to go to the toilet and then the Minga police (he looked like Epstein)popped out of of no where demanding my left kidney just to go to the bathroom ,I was not happy at all I ended up doing it anyway, I was apparently in the bathroom for too long so he ended up forcing me to play his game called Russian roulette I escaped 0/10 don’t recommend this app
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Do not download
It all started when Kevin downloaded the app. He couldn’t stop gooning. All day every day.
MINiGa ended my school
**⭐ 1/5 — THIS APP DESTROYED MY ENTIRE SCHOOL**
I downloaded this app ONE TIME.
ONE. TIME.
Within 14 minutes, my GPA dropped 47 points, the principal resigned, three teachers started speaking fluent Latin, and the school Wi-Fi gained consciousness.
Nobody was doing homework anymore. The math teacher was fighting the photocopier. The English teacher was hiding under a desk. Someone put a traffic cone on the principal’s head and nobody questioned it.
Then I started gooning.
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
I don't even know what happened.
But apparently the app has the power to turn perfectly normal students into absolute degenerates because five minutes later the entire school was chanting my username in the hallway.
THEN THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF.
THEN THE SPRINKLERS WENT OFF.
THEN THE SCHOOL BELL STARTED PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS.
AND THEN, SOMEHOW, JEFFREY EPSTEIN SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
I cannot emphasize enough: **THIS WAS NOT IN THE APP'S TERMS OF SERVICE.**
The principal looked at me and said, “What did you download?”
I said, “I thought it was a homework app.”
He immediately walked into a supply closet and never came back.
By lunch, the school had declared martial law.
By 2nd period, the janitor was the superintendent.
By 5th period, the superintendent was a 7th grader named Kyle.
By the end of the day, our school had been removed from Google Maps.
I deleted the app.
My phone started crying.
**0/10. DO NOT DOWNLOAD UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SCHOOL TO BECOME A POST-APOCALYPTIC WARZONE.**
I downloaded this app ONE TIME.
ONE. TIME.
Within 14 minutes, my GPA dropped 47 points, the principal resigned, three teachers started speaking fluent Latin, and the school Wi-Fi gained consciousness.
Nobody was doing homework anymore. The math teacher was fighting the photocopier. The English teacher was hiding under a desk. Someone put a traffic cone on the principal’s head and nobody questioned it.
Then I started gooning.
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
I don't even know what happened.
But apparently the app has the power to turn perfectly normal students into absolute degenerates because five minutes later the entire school was chanting my username in the hallway.
THEN THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF.
THEN THE SPRINKLERS WENT OFF.
THEN THE SCHOOL BELL STARTED PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS.
AND THEN, SOMEHOW, JEFFREY EPSTEIN SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
I cannot emphasize enough: **THIS WAS NOT IN THE APP'S TERMS OF SERVICE.**
The principal looked at me and said, “What did you download?”
I said, “I thought it was a homework app.”
He immediately walked into a supply closet and never came back.
By lunch, the school had declared martial law.
By 2nd period, the janitor was the superintendent.
By 5th period, the superintendent was a 7th grader named Kyle.
By the end of the day, our school had been removed from Google Maps.
I deleted the app.
My phone started crying.
**0/10. DO NOT DOWNLOAD UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SCHOOL TO BECOME A POST-APOCALYPTIC WARZONE.**
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Minga made me fall off my bike
Minga hurt me in a way I could never forgive it made me fall off my bike. I broke my crown and tumbled down and didn’t get up again
