The Minga police harvested my organs š
I was walking back to class after a good goon in the bathroom when my minga pass suddenly expired I was then hit in the head with a big wooden Mallot and put in a burlap sack a while later idk how long I woke up in an ice bath with scars all over my body and felt extremely lightheaded I decided to hit a quick goon to create a electromagnetic force field and dile in my gps coordinates and then was able to position my self through the power of the goon which then led my to find out I was in a basement on the outskirts of Mexico City so I then was able to crate a jet stream of bust to fly back to my home where I then put in spare organs. so yeah basically just goon in class or they will catch you
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This app caused me and my girlfriend to get chlamydia
I have a condition that makes me constantly constipated. This means when nature calls it takes me 15 to 30 minutes to answer. One day in class, the birdās song from my abdomen was so beautiful, the entire class was tearing up. My compsci teacher even had to ask me to leave just so they could recuperate from the music. I rushed to relieve myself, but Mr. Honkle, the assistant principal of Allen High School in Allen, Texas, took a break from harassing children for feet pics in order to ensure my compliance with the Minga Pass policy. I agreed to fill out the pass, blessing him with the scent of chocolate as I did so. Entranced by the elegance of the moment, he followed me to the lavatory. Before I realized my time was up, yet not a drop of my espresso was in the bowl. In my hurry to leave, a wave of my Nutella spilled on the ground. I swooned onto the floor as my body was drenched in coffee.
āExcuse me, young man, but your pass is up. 6 months of ISS for you-ā the unsuspecting toe licker, Racist Honkle of Allen High School in Allen, Texas proclaimed as he, too, joined me in my liquid dance. Long story short we got chlamydia and so did the rest of my family and my girlfriendās family. /s
āExcuse me, young man, but your pass is up. 6 months of ISS for you-ā the unsuspecting toe licker, Racist Honkle of Allen High School in Allen, Texas proclaimed as he, too, joined me in my liquid dance. Long story short we got chlamydia and so did the rest of my family and my girlfriendās family. /s
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Whatās with the blindness?
Okay so you make a pass than for some strange reason.. your brightness goes to 1000. I hate this. I hate it so much. It makes me uncomfortable when Iām in a dark class just trying to use the bathroom than my face lights up because the screen is so bright. I waste a good 30 seconds of my Minga pass just trying to get my eyes to readjust to the screen. The idea of a hall pass like this aināt the worst for schools. I just wish that they werenāt so short, especially for us females. Like I know people shouldnāt be biased. But itās not fair for a girl to get detention all because she couldnāt find the damn string. I also donāt like that schools keep giving personal data to these random sites. Iready is already on a watchlist. Just wait, in a few decades weāll hear that Minga is stealing childrenās information.
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Bad for students
I'd like to note how manipulative the App Store is. It only shows the 4-5 star reviews written by the most delusional students. But as you scroll down, you'll see an abundance of more accurate one-star reviews.
There is basically nothing to like about the five-minute timer. Bathrooms are far away from classrooms and you might spend half of that time simply walking to and from the bathroom. That gives you VERY little time to actually use the restroom.
What if you're sick and need to vomit? That could take well over five minutes. What if you have diarrhea or a medical emergency? What if you have a medical condition that requires more than five minutes in the bathroom?
Minga sucks and should be abandoned by the school system.
There is basically nothing to like about the five-minute timer. Bathrooms are far away from classrooms and you might spend half of that time simply walking to and from the bathroom. That gives you VERY little time to actually use the restroom.
What if you're sick and need to vomit? That could take well over five minutes. What if you have diarrhea or a medical emergency? What if you have a medical condition that requires more than five minutes in the bathroom?
Minga sucks and should be abandoned by the school system.
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minga tracks your location
a lot of students dont know that minga tracks your location at all times who is major privacy problem without your consent thats why i didnt want to get this app but my school forces me to
Takes so long to load
when iām in school and urgently need to go to the bathroom, the minga takes at least 5-6 minutes or the whole class period to load. it gets to a point
This app gives me detention for using the bathroom
I am a junior in high school. So far minga throughout the years have been timing how long I use the bathroom which is a little bit creepy because it can track when students are on their menstruation which is scary. You have to cross multiple buildings to use the bathroom yet it is timed for 7 minutes and you can get literal punishment for basic human rights. I could tell you a lot more about this when I was a sophomore and deeply irritated regarding these issues but now I am so done with it I genuinely donāt care. I get so many detentions for using the bathroom I canāt even go to prom. This is ridiculous some of the high schoolers are 18 legal adults yet they get timed restrooms to make sure they arenāt doing the wrong things. Also you have these broken puzzle pieces whenever you get one detention like you are some messed up thing for going to do your business or being one second late to class. Students have to get water or go to their locker and they treat being late like you have been skipping class.
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Predatory tracking
Im required to have this app for school but minga is selling your data. Smh
me doctor
poo
Annoying
So this app genuinely doesnāt work
Laggy and unresponsive
I honestly wanted to like this app, but itās been really frustrating to use. The biggest problem is how laggy everything feels. It takes forever just to load, and sometimes it freezes for no reason. The timer is the worst part. Itās super unreliable, sometimes it doesnāt update, sometimes it jumps around randomly, and other times it just becomes completely unresponsive. You canāt even trust it to be accurate, which defeats the whole purpose. Overall, the app has potential, but right now it really needs fixes.
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Minga sucks
Minga sucks I hate it
Terrible
Has no reason to be as laggy as it is it only has like three functions.
buns
worse than epstein
Minga is evil
They are supporting child poverty and how am i supposed to take a dump and goon in 5 minutes? The minga police tracked me down in the bathroom stall and my buthole got so sore and big that i had loose stool all year.
Minga assaulted me
So basically I went to restroom due to my lactose intolerance and diabetes. My teacher gave me the preset 5 minute pass and I couldnāt hold it I was in there for 10 whole minutes I hear the timer ring and I granulated canāt breath, my throat closed up, I try rushing to class, but as soon as I leave the restroom thatās when I see it. Pedro minga himself is in the doorway waiting for me. He runs and grabs my throat, slamming me into the ground. I canāt breath at this point due to my asthma and get knocked out. I wake up in the office with a detention. My name is Antonio and I truly think minga should go away from Whitney m young.
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Minga is the WORST app i have EVER used 0/5
Minga is the absolute worst app and a waste of storage First of all, I have to waste my storage even having this stupid app, and who has the money to pay for more storage? Secondly, when I have to go to the bathroom in any class, I have to sprint to the bathroom because how am I supposed to do everything I have to do in there in like 5 mins??? Also, now all the teachers are using minga, and anyone could pee their pants with the time the teachers take to even open the app. Useless. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP USING MINGA
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I hate u minga
Why are we penalizing students with good grades just because theyāre a bit lateš THIS WILL LEAD TO A DETENTION AND COLLEGES ARE GONNA SEE THIS I HATE U
U donāt know why people are late so why are we punishing students for this
U donāt know why people are late so why are we punishing students for this
Twelfth night
ACT I
SCENE I. DUKE ORSINO's palace.
Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords; Musicians attending
DUKE ORSINO
If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
That, notwithstanding thy capacity
Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
Of what validity and pitch soe'er,
But falls into abatement and low price,
Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.
CURIO
Will you go hunt, my lord?
DUKE ORSINO
What, Curio?
CURIO
The hart.
DUKE ORSINO
Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
Methought she purged the air of pestilence!
That instant was I turn'd into a hart;
And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
E'er since pursue me.
Enter VALENTINE
How now! what news from her?
VALENTINE
So please my lord, I might not be admitted;
But from her handmaid do return this answer:
The element itself, till seven years' heat,
Shall not behold her face at ample view;
But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk
And water once a day her chamber round
With eye-offending brine: all this to season
A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh
And lasting in her sad remembrance.
DUKE ORSINO
O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame
To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else
That live in her; when liver, brain and heart,
These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd
Her sweet perfections with one self king!
Away before me to sweet beds of flowers:
Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.
Exeunt
SCENE II. The sea-coast.
Enter VIOLA, a Captain, and Sailors
VIOLA
What country, friends, is this?
Captain
This is Illyria, lady.
VIOLA
And what should I do in Illyria?
My brother he is in Elysium.
Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?
Captain
It is perchance that you yourself were saved.
VIOLA
O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.
Captain
True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance,
Assure yourself, after our ship did split,
When you and those poor number saved with you
Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother,
Most provident in peril, bind himself,
Courage and hope both teaching him the practise,
To a strong mast that lived upon the sea;
Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back,
I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves
So long as I could see.
VIOLA
For saying so, there's gold:
Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope,
Whereto thy speech serves for authority,
The like of him. Know'st thou this country?
Captain
Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born
Not three hours' travel from this very place.
VIOLA
Who governs here?
Captain
A noble duke, in nature as in name.
VIOLA
What is the name?
Captain
Orsino.
VIOLA
Orsino! I have heard my father name him:
He was a bachelor then.
Captain
And so is now, or was so very late;
For but a month ago I went from hence,
And then 'twas fresh in murmur,--as, you know,
What great ones do the less will prattle of,--
That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.
VIOLA
What's she?
Captain
A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count
That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her
In the protection of his son, her brother,
Who shortly also died: for whose dear love,
They say, she hath abjured the company
And sight of men.
VIOLA
O that I served that lady
And might not be delivered to the world,
Till I had made mine own occasion mellow,
What my estate is!
Captain
That were hard to compass;
Because she will admit no kind of suit,
No, not the duke's.
VIOLA
There is a fair behavior in thee, captain;
And though that nature with a beauteous wall
Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee
I will believe thou hast a mind that suits
With this thy fair and outward character.
I prithee, and I'll pay thee bounteously,
Conceal me what I am, and be my aid
For such disguise as haply shall become
The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke:
Thou shall present me as an eunuch to him:
It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing
And speak to him in many sorts of music
That will allow me very worth his service.
What else may hap to time I will commit;
Only shape thou thy silence to my wit.
Captain
Be you his eunuch, and your mute I'll be:
When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not see.
VIOLA
I thank thee: lead me on.
Exeunt
SCENE III. OLIVIA'S house.
Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA
SIR TOBY BELCH
What a plague means my niece, to take the death of
her brother thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life.
MARIA
By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o'
nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great
exceptions to your ill hours.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Why, let her except, before excepted.
MARIA
Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest
limits of order.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Confine! I'll confine myself no finer than I am:
these clothes are good enough to drink in; and so be
these boots too: an they be not, let them hang
themselves in their own straps.
MARIA
That quaffing and drinking will undo you: I heard
my lady talk of it yesterday; and of a foolish
knight that you brought in one night here to be her wooer.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Who, Sir Andrew Aguecheek?
MARIA
Ay, he.
SIR TOBY BELCH
He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria.
MARIA
What's that to the purpose?
SIR TOBY BELCH
Why, he has three thousand ducats a year.
MARIA
Ay, but he'll have but a year in all these ducats:
he's a very fool and a prodigal.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Fie, that you'll say so! he plays o' the
viol-de-gamboys, and speaks three or four languages
word for word w
SCENE I. DUKE ORSINO's palace.
Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords; Musicians attending
DUKE ORSINO
If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
That, notwithstanding thy capacity
Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
Of what validity and pitch soe'er,
But falls into abatement and low price,
Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.
CURIO
Will you go hunt, my lord?
DUKE ORSINO
What, Curio?
CURIO
The hart.
DUKE ORSINO
Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
Methought she purged the air of pestilence!
That instant was I turn'd into a hart;
And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
E'er since pursue me.
Enter VALENTINE
How now! what news from her?
VALENTINE
So please my lord, I might not be admitted;
But from her handmaid do return this answer:
The element itself, till seven years' heat,
Shall not behold her face at ample view;
But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk
And water once a day her chamber round
With eye-offending brine: all this to season
A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh
And lasting in her sad remembrance.
DUKE ORSINO
O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame
To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else
That live in her; when liver, brain and heart,
These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd
Her sweet perfections with one self king!
Away before me to sweet beds of flowers:
Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.
Exeunt
SCENE II. The sea-coast.
Enter VIOLA, a Captain, and Sailors
VIOLA
What country, friends, is this?
Captain
This is Illyria, lady.
VIOLA
And what should I do in Illyria?
My brother he is in Elysium.
Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?
Captain
It is perchance that you yourself were saved.
VIOLA
O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.
Captain
True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance,
Assure yourself, after our ship did split,
When you and those poor number saved with you
Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother,
Most provident in peril, bind himself,
Courage and hope both teaching him the practise,
To a strong mast that lived upon the sea;
Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back,
I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves
So long as I could see.
VIOLA
For saying so, there's gold:
Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope,
Whereto thy speech serves for authority,
The like of him. Know'st thou this country?
Captain
Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born
Not three hours' travel from this very place.
VIOLA
Who governs here?
Captain
A noble duke, in nature as in name.
VIOLA
What is the name?
Captain
Orsino.
VIOLA
Orsino! I have heard my father name him:
He was a bachelor then.
Captain
And so is now, or was so very late;
For but a month ago I went from hence,
And then 'twas fresh in murmur,--as, you know,
What great ones do the less will prattle of,--
That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.
VIOLA
What's she?
Captain
A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count
That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her
In the protection of his son, her brother,
Who shortly also died: for whose dear love,
They say, she hath abjured the company
And sight of men.
VIOLA
O that I served that lady
And might not be delivered to the world,
Till I had made mine own occasion mellow,
What my estate is!
Captain
That were hard to compass;
Because she will admit no kind of suit,
No, not the duke's.
VIOLA
There is a fair behavior in thee, captain;
And though that nature with a beauteous wall
Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee
I will believe thou hast a mind that suits
With this thy fair and outward character.
I prithee, and I'll pay thee bounteously,
Conceal me what I am, and be my aid
For such disguise as haply shall become
The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke:
Thou shall present me as an eunuch to him:
It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing
And speak to him in many sorts of music
That will allow me very worth his service.
What else may hap to time I will commit;
Only shape thou thy silence to my wit.
Captain
Be you his eunuch, and your mute I'll be:
When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not see.
VIOLA
I thank thee: lead me on.
Exeunt
SCENE III. OLIVIA'S house.
Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA
SIR TOBY BELCH
What a plague means my niece, to take the death of
her brother thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life.
MARIA
By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o'
nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great
exceptions to your ill hours.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Why, let her except, before excepted.
MARIA
Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest
limits of order.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Confine! I'll confine myself no finer than I am:
these clothes are good enough to drink in; and so be
these boots too: an they be not, let them hang
themselves in their own straps.
MARIA
That quaffing and drinking will undo you: I heard
my lady talk of it yesterday; and of a foolish
knight that you brought in one night here to be her wooer.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Who, Sir Andrew Aguecheek?
MARIA
Ay, he.
SIR TOBY BELCH
He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria.
MARIA
What's that to the purpose?
SIR TOBY BELCH
Why, he has three thousand ducats a year.
MARIA
Ay, but he'll have but a year in all these ducats:
he's a very fool and a prodigal.
SIR TOBY BELCH
Fie, that you'll say so! he plays o' the
viol-de-gamboys, and speaks three or four languages
word for word w
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DONT DOWNLOAD š„the app ruined my life
Hi my name
Is tanka Jahari When I was a kid I used to be really young all of sudden I took dna test and found out Iām 17% African American. When I downloaded the Minga app it changed my life my wife died my daughter got killed brutally and she was faster than me at 5 and I run a 6:15 mile and I asked out a girl and she liked scrawny guys how about 8 inches and thick but nah she liked scrawny guys my girl cheated on me with my grandpa i have both a thot daughter and a gay son but the minga police still raped me..
Is tanka Jahari When I was a kid I used to be really young all of sudden I took dna test and found out Iām 17% African American. When I downloaded the Minga app it changed my life my wife died my daughter got killed brutally and she was faster than me at 5 and I run a 6:15 mile and I asked out a girl and she liked scrawny guys how about 8 inches and thick but nah she liked scrawny guys my girl cheated on me with my grandpa i have both a thot daughter and a gay son but the minga police still raped me..
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