HATE RHIS APP
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A DUMP IN 7 MINUTES BRO AND WASH NY HANDS RIGHT AFTER????????????? BREH
App for Creeps
Tracks bathroom breaks? With virtually any admin being able to see when I've gone to the bathroom? Absolutely creepy, and a step away from student privacy
worst app ever
i hate minga n i will never stop hating it also like lemme change my pic cuz why do i got my freshman year pic there 😒
Minga admin obliteration
So I’m sitting in first period as one does when all of the sudden a school threat is announced on the intercom. Naturally me and my classmates freak out and go hide in the back of the classroom. Students are crying and our teacher is trying to keep us clam when all the sudden bang bang bang we hear shots fired. The principal announces over the interncom that the threat is in the cafeteria near my classroom. I’m not tryna die so I get up and sprint to the door but my teacher spawns in 3 big black Minga police officer. Then my teacher yells you don’t have a pass then the school shooter hears her say that and the shooter runs to me and blows my shi off smoove so i lowkey die
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Disappointed
This app is buns does not work at all during class all out phones stared vibrate we all had to evacuate for how loud it was we almost had hearing damage for how loud it was after 30 min it stopped all for a hall pass everyone got for a place that never existed terrible.
Minga why
Minga is terrible it tried to touch me
False advertising
This does not create amazing schools
minga saved my marriage by introducing a third party while i watch
my wife was unhappy by my performance so minga signed up Derrick john johnson to “help us out” and my wife has never been happier and i always take notes for when Derrick retires
The minga police is evil
I was trying to go to the toilet and then the Minga police (he looked like Epstein)popped out of of no where demanding my left kidney just to go to the bathroom ,I was not happy at all I ended up doing it anyway, I was apparently in the bathroom for too long so he ended up forcing me to play his game called Russian roulette I escaped 0/10 don’t recommend this app
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Do not download
It all started when Kevin downloaded the app. He couldn’t stop gooning. All day every day.
MINiGa ended my school
**⭐ 1/5 — THIS APP DESTROYED MY ENTIRE SCHOOL**
I downloaded this app ONE TIME.
ONE. TIME.
Within 14 minutes, my GPA dropped 47 points, the principal resigned, three teachers started speaking fluent Latin, and the school Wi-Fi gained consciousness.
Nobody was doing homework anymore. The math teacher was fighting the photocopier. The English teacher was hiding under a desk. Someone put a traffic cone on the principal’s head and nobody questioned it.
Then I started gooning.
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
I don't even know what happened.
But apparently the app has the power to turn perfectly normal students into absolute degenerates because five minutes later the entire school was chanting my username in the hallway.
THEN THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF.
THEN THE SPRINKLERS WENT OFF.
THEN THE SCHOOL BELL STARTED PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS.
AND THEN, SOMEHOW, JEFFREY EPSTEIN SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
I cannot emphasize enough: **THIS WAS NOT IN THE APP'S TERMS OF SERVICE.**
The principal looked at me and said, “What did you download?”
I said, “I thought it was a homework app.”
He immediately walked into a supply closet and never came back.
By lunch, the school had declared martial law.
By 2nd period, the janitor was the superintendent.
By 5th period, the superintendent was a 7th grader named Kyle.
By the end of the day, our school had been removed from Google Maps.
I deleted the app.
My phone started crying.
**0/10. DO NOT DOWNLOAD UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SCHOOL TO BECOME A POST-APOCALYPTIC WARZONE.**
I downloaded this app ONE TIME.
ONE. TIME.
Within 14 minutes, my GPA dropped 47 points, the principal resigned, three teachers started speaking fluent Latin, and the school Wi-Fi gained consciousness.
Nobody was doing homework anymore. The math teacher was fighting the photocopier. The English teacher was hiding under a desk. Someone put a traffic cone on the principal’s head and nobody questioned it.
Then I started gooning.
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
I don't even know what happened.
But apparently the app has the power to turn perfectly normal students into absolute degenerates because five minutes later the entire school was chanting my username in the hallway.
THEN THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF.
THEN THE SPRINKLERS WENT OFF.
THEN THE SCHOOL BELL STARTED PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS.
AND THEN, SOMEHOW, JEFFREY EPSTEIN SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
I cannot emphasize enough: **THIS WAS NOT IN THE APP'S TERMS OF SERVICE.**
The principal looked at me and said, “What did you download?”
I said, “I thought it was a homework app.”
He immediately walked into a supply closet and never came back.
By lunch, the school had declared martial law.
By 2nd period, the janitor was the superintendent.
By 5th period, the superintendent was a 7th grader named Kyle.
By the end of the day, our school had been removed from Google Maps.
I deleted the app.
My phone started crying.
**0/10. DO NOT DOWNLOAD UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SCHOOL TO BECOME A POST-APOCALYPTIC WARZONE.**
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Minga made me fall off my bike
Minga hurt me in a way I could never forgive it made me fall off my bike. I broke my crown and tumbled down and didn’t get up again
My opinion
Ion like school but it’s my opinion tho like you can have your own opinion but ion like school, just my opinion tbh. You can love this app but i don’t like it. My opinion btw🤷
1 Star. Absolute garbage.
This app is a digital prison. I needed to use the restroom—a basic human right—and this broken piece of software literally locked me out and wouldn't let me generate a pass. Apparently, my biological needs don't align with Minga's server schedule or whatever ridiculous cooldown timer the school set up.I ended up sitting in class, risking a medical emergency, all because a glitchy app decided I didn't have "permission" to walk down the hallway. Schools operated perfectly fine for decades with wooden blocks and paper slips. Now, we have to pray to the cloud database just to wash our hands.Uninstall this tracking nightmare. It does not work when you actually need it.
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Minga
It started during 3rd period when everyone’s Minga app suddenly stopped working. At first, nobody cared, but then every phone in the classroom got the same notification at the exact same time: “You have been selected.” Nobody knew what that meant. Then the teacher’s computer started glitching and somehow changed everyone’s schedules. Kids were getting sent to classes that didn’t even exist. One dude’s schedule literally said “Hallway — 12:47 PM.”
Then Minga started sending out passes by itself. One student got a pass that said, “Report to Room 999 immediately.” There was no Room 999. Another kid’s pass just said, “RUN.”
The principal walked into the hallway and asked, “Who keeps messing with Minga?” Suddenly, every student’s phone buzzed.
“THE PRINCIPAL HAS ENTERED THE SERVER.”
Everyone started losing it.
The school went completely silent for five seconds before every classroom door unlocked at once. Students poured into the hallways while teachers chased after them yelling, “GET BACK TO CLASS!”
Then one kid looked at his phone and said, “Guys… Minga says I’m absent.”
Everyone looked at him.
He was literally standing right there.
Then his phone buzzed again.
“ABSENCE CONFIRMED.”
He disappeared.
Nobody knows where he went.
The next day, everything was normal again. Except when students opened Minga, there was one new feature at the bottom of the screen:
“DO NOT GOON.”
Nobody knew what it meant.
But everyone agreed they were never touching that button
When suddenly the weird kid Keven suddenly clicked the bottom, the next thing I know his pants hit the ground he was gooning, white stuff sprained the whole classroom, everything panted in a layer of white. The principal walked in the class looking extra think which make Keven’s milk spay more with a stronger stream.
Then Minga started sending out passes by itself. One student got a pass that said, “Report to Room 999 immediately.” There was no Room 999. Another kid’s pass just said, “RUN.”
The principal walked into the hallway and asked, “Who keeps messing with Minga?” Suddenly, every student’s phone buzzed.
“THE PRINCIPAL HAS ENTERED THE SERVER.”
Everyone started losing it.
The school went completely silent for five seconds before every classroom door unlocked at once. Students poured into the hallways while teachers chased after them yelling, “GET BACK TO CLASS!”
Then one kid looked at his phone and said, “Guys… Minga says I’m absent.”
Everyone looked at him.
He was literally standing right there.
Then his phone buzzed again.
“ABSENCE CONFIRMED.”
He disappeared.
Nobody knows where he went.
The next day, everything was normal again. Except when students opened Minga, there was one new feature at the bottom of the screen:
“DO NOT GOON.”
Nobody knew what it meant.
But everyone agreed they were never touching that button
When suddenly the weird kid Keven suddenly clicked the bottom, the next thing I know his pants hit the ground he was gooning, white stuff sprained the whole classroom, everything panted in a layer of white. The principal walked in the class looking extra think which make Keven’s milk spay more with a stronger stream.
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minga police kill me
sad
It killed my cat
My cat got hit by a car
Wanna get looked at by Epstein while taking a dump get this app
So at my school there this 85yr old STUDENT teacher who lowkey looks like Epstein and I went to take a dump THEY ONLY GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES BTW so when I hit 5min (my class is like a 2 min away) Epstein was staring me down😭😭😭
💔💔💔
I was sitting in my 3rd period class when my buh hole surged with the power of 100 suns. I could feel the radioactivity building up. I asked to use the bathroom and I signed out and sprinted to the bathroom.
Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location
Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”
I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh
Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.
Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location
Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”
I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh
Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.
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Minga made Jonny 🥲
So it was the 30th of February and I was talking with my friend Jonny when he suddenly needed to use the restroom. The teacher said ‘you should have went during passing!’ After she said that he ran out out of the door. Five minutes go by and my teacher is talking to someone on the phone. The next thing I see is half of my friend being dragged on the floor by the minga police as my teacher opens the door. Then to top it all off the minga principal came In and screamed at us like we were in the marines. I could not even express my disappointment.
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