It killed my cat
My cat got hit by a car
Wanna get looked at by Epstein while taking a dump get this app
So at my school there this 85yr old STUDENT teacher who lowkey looks like Epstein and I went to take a dump THEY ONLY GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES BTW so when I hit 5min (my class is like a 2 min away) Epstein was staring me down😭😭😭
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I was sitting in my 3rd period class when my buh hole surged with the power of 100 suns. I could feel the radioactivity building up. I asked to use the bathroom and I signed out and sprinted to the bathroom.
Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location
Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”
I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh
Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.
Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location
Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”
I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh
Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.
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Minga made Jonny 🥲
So it was the 30th of February and I was talking with my friend Jonny when he suddenly needed to use the restroom. The teacher said ‘you should have went during passing!’ After she said that he ran out out of the door. Five minutes go by and my teacher is talking to someone on the phone. The next thing I see is half of my friend being dragged on the floor by the minga police as my teacher opens the door. Then to top it all off the minga principal came In and screamed at us like we were in the marines. I could not even express my disappointment.
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Minga ruined my thugathon
I was using Minga to go to the bathroom and start my thugathon in the school bathroom, however thugathons last between 6-9 hours and Minga only permits you to go for 7 minutes. I was trying to start up my thugathon but then Minga told me I had to go back to class. I ignored the warning but then the dean came in the bathroom to drag my back to class while I was in my underwear starting my thugathon. I was put back in class completely naked and everyone made fun of me and it completely ruined my life I am now known as Nick “thug” gerrs.
0/10 app horrible do not use ever
-Nick gerrs
0/10 app horrible do not use ever
-Nick gerrs
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this app is garbage
literally replaces normal school permission, so dumb. like we can literally just ask the teacher, this is just lazy
Minga is a Funky ehhhhh
Bro so like basically what i was finna do was go to school ykyk but then like i met minga at the bar and we drove a funky ehh but minga guessed all of my veritysss some reason and minga took my neegys to drive a funky car?? so like there was a student at school and he started sharting on his phone cause minga is just thattt ahh. minga nuked my house, my family, my neegys, my RTX 5090, and worst of all my toenails. NEVER use this app.
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Epstein tickled me and touched my Willie in the bathroom
I was tryna get into the bathroom but tung tung Epstein was there and pulled down my pants. He started tickling my balls and wiping his nut on the walls. Then James joined in and started pounding my tight booty and now I’m pregnant with 22 dog fetuses. the Minga police pulled up and started pulling a midget furry threesome on me. They were was wearing a swastika and then they started playing furry shades of gay. They made me watch hazbin hotel on repeat for 67 hours. Then they harvested my left testicle because I busted 253 times in adolf Hitler.
Minga is the worst app don’t get it because you’ll get touched by tung tung Epstein and the Minga police
Minga is the worst app don’t get it because you’ll get touched by tung tung Epstein and the Minga police
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Minga took everything from me.
Minga took my family, my Xbox, and even my dih after I gave it my email. Minga put me in the gooning chambers after I took a dump. Guys don’t download this app. It’s too late for me, but I’m warning you, don’t fall for Minga’s lies. Epstein owns Minga btw.
Minga made me time travel
It told me I had to travel back to 1876 and forced me to sign the declaration of independence with the founding fathers, wasn’t really a fan of that. I am still stuck in 1877 and I will probably die here
this caused my parents divorce
soon as i downloaded this app my parents fought because minga sounded like an anime so when i requested it they thought the worse and then they thought i was gay because of this so to minimize the time they spend with me
The horror
This app as traumatized me so much I get ptsd everytime I hear the name ban this app
Minga caused World War II
what if minga had never made the bathroom pass 6 minutes
i actually think about this sometimes because people always talk about how history gets changed by huge events and important decisions, but i feel like nobody thinks about how something really stupid could have changed everything. like what if the entire reason someone ended up going into politics was just because a school app made their bathroom pass way too short.
imagine being a student trying to become an artist. you have been practicing for years, you have an important art exam coming up, and you're actually pretty confident that you can do well. you sit down, get your pencils out, start working, and then you realize you need to use the bathroom. normally this would not be a problem at all. you would just go, come back, and continue your exam. but then you remember that your school uses Minga.
so you open the app and request a bathroom pass and it gives you 6 minutes. at first you're thinking that's probably enough, but then you actually have to walk all the way to the bathroom, use it, wash your hands, and get back to class. suddenly you're watching the timer instead of thinking about your art. you keep checking it because you don't want the pass to expire, and the more you check it the more nervous you get.
now you're in the bathroom and you're thinking about your exam, you're thinking about the timer, you're thinking about how long it took you to get there, and you're wondering if you're gonna make it back in time. instead of taking a normal bathroom break and coming back relaxed, you're rushing because you feel like Minga is about to punish you for taking too long. by the time you get back to class you're already stressed out and you've completely lost your concentration.
you sit back down and try to continue your art exam but you can't focus anymore. you keep thinking about the bathroom pass and whether it expired and how much time you wasted. you try to draw something but it doesn't look right. you erase it and try again, but now you're even more stressed because the exam is running out of time too. eventually the exam ends and you realize you completely messed it up.
so you fail the art exam.
and that's where i start thinking about what could have happened if Minga just gave students a little more time. what if the bathroom pass was 10 minutes instead of 6? maybe you don't panic. maybe you get back to class without rushing. maybe you finish your drawing. maybe you pass the exam. maybe you actually get into art school and become an artist.
but instead you failed, and now you need to figure out what you're going to do with your life. you wanted to be an artist but that didn't work out, and now you need a job. you start looking around trying to figure out what you can even do, and somehow politics becomes an option.
so you turn to politics because you need a career.
and then i start wondering how different everything could have been if Minga just had a slightly longer bathroom pass. maybe you would have stayed in art. maybe you would have spent your whole life painting. maybe nobody would have ever heard of you outside of the art world. instead, according to this completely made up scenario, you ended up in politics because you failed an art exam after panicking over a six minute bathroom pass.
and honestly six minutes is not even that long when you think about everything you actually have to do. you have to leave the classroom, walk to the bathroom, maybe wait if someone is already there, use the bathroom, wash your hands, walk back, and get into class again. if the bathroom is farther away or there's literally anything slowing you down, suddenly you're running out of time. and if you're already stressed about an exam, watching a timer count down is probably the last thing you need.
i feel like whoever decided on the six minute limit probably just thought it sounded reasonable. they probably weren't thinking about someone being in the middle of an important exam and getting so stressed about the timer that they can't concentrate anymore. they definitely weren't thinking that the person might fail their art exam, give up on becoming an artist, and then decide they need to find another career.
that's why the whole thing is funny as a what-if. the person who made the Minga bathroom policy is just doing their job and has no idea that, in this completely fictional version of history, they accidentally caused someone to abandon their artistic career.
if Minga had given 10 minutes, maybe the exam goes better. maybe the person gets into art school. maybe they become an artist and never have any reason to go into politics. but because the pass was only six minutes, they panic, fail the exam, and suddenly they need to find another way to make a living.
so now they turn to politics because they need a job.
obviously this isn't how actual history works and there were obviously much bigger reasons behind someone's career choices, but as a stupid review of Minga i think it's pretty funny to imagine that the whole thing started with a bathroom pass. Minga was supposed to help schools keep track of students, but in this scenario it basically became the thing that ruined an aspiring artist's exam and forced them to start looking for a completely different career.
all because six minutes wasn't enough.
i actually think about this sometimes because people always talk about how history gets changed by huge events and important decisions, but i feel like nobody thinks about how something really stupid could have changed everything. like what if the entire reason someone ended up going into politics was just because a school app made their bathroom pass way too short.
imagine being a student trying to become an artist. you have been practicing for years, you have an important art exam coming up, and you're actually pretty confident that you can do well. you sit down, get your pencils out, start working, and then you realize you need to use the bathroom. normally this would not be a problem at all. you would just go, come back, and continue your exam. but then you remember that your school uses Minga.
so you open the app and request a bathroom pass and it gives you 6 minutes. at first you're thinking that's probably enough, but then you actually have to walk all the way to the bathroom, use it, wash your hands, and get back to class. suddenly you're watching the timer instead of thinking about your art. you keep checking it because you don't want the pass to expire, and the more you check it the more nervous you get.
now you're in the bathroom and you're thinking about your exam, you're thinking about the timer, you're thinking about how long it took you to get there, and you're wondering if you're gonna make it back in time. instead of taking a normal bathroom break and coming back relaxed, you're rushing because you feel like Minga is about to punish you for taking too long. by the time you get back to class you're already stressed out and you've completely lost your concentration.
you sit back down and try to continue your art exam but you can't focus anymore. you keep thinking about the bathroom pass and whether it expired and how much time you wasted. you try to draw something but it doesn't look right. you erase it and try again, but now you're even more stressed because the exam is running out of time too. eventually the exam ends and you realize you completely messed it up.
so you fail the art exam.
and that's where i start thinking about what could have happened if Minga just gave students a little more time. what if the bathroom pass was 10 minutes instead of 6? maybe you don't panic. maybe you get back to class without rushing. maybe you finish your drawing. maybe you pass the exam. maybe you actually get into art school and become an artist.
but instead you failed, and now you need to figure out what you're going to do with your life. you wanted to be an artist but that didn't work out, and now you need a job. you start looking around trying to figure out what you can even do, and somehow politics becomes an option.
so you turn to politics because you need a career.
and then i start wondering how different everything could have been if Minga just had a slightly longer bathroom pass. maybe you would have stayed in art. maybe you would have spent your whole life painting. maybe nobody would have ever heard of you outside of the art world. instead, according to this completely made up scenario, you ended up in politics because you failed an art exam after panicking over a six minute bathroom pass.
and honestly six minutes is not even that long when you think about everything you actually have to do. you have to leave the classroom, walk to the bathroom, maybe wait if someone is already there, use the bathroom, wash your hands, walk back, and get into class again. if the bathroom is farther away or there's literally anything slowing you down, suddenly you're running out of time. and if you're already stressed about an exam, watching a timer count down is probably the last thing you need.
i feel like whoever decided on the six minute limit probably just thought it sounded reasonable. they probably weren't thinking about someone being in the middle of an important exam and getting so stressed about the timer that they can't concentrate anymore. they definitely weren't thinking that the person might fail their art exam, give up on becoming an artist, and then decide they need to find another career.
that's why the whole thing is funny as a what-if. the person who made the Minga bathroom policy is just doing their job and has no idea that, in this completely fictional version of history, they accidentally caused someone to abandon their artistic career.
if Minga had given 10 minutes, maybe the exam goes better. maybe the person gets into art school. maybe they become an artist and never have any reason to go into politics. but because the pass was only six minutes, they panic, fail the exam, and suddenly they need to find another way to make a living.
so now they turn to politics because they need a job.
obviously this isn't how actual history works and there were obviously much bigger reasons behind someone's career choices, but as a stupid review of Minga i think it's pretty funny to imagine that the whole thing started with a bathroom pass. Minga was supposed to help schools keep track of students, but in this scenario it basically became the thing that ruined an aspiring artist's exam and forced them to start looking for a completely different career.
all because six minutes wasn't enough.
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Minga supremacy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Minga, oh Minga, how I adore you. Before you, my world was grey. With you, my world is in color. Oh, how I adore you. I believe we are inseparable… Were we destined to be together? I love you Minga. Minga supremacy. Oh Minga, how I will ever be in debt to you. When I used Minga, it cured my diseases and made me feel a sense of inner peace. Oh Minga, how I love you. How will I ever confess my feelings for you? Every night I goon to you. I’ve never felt so happy in my life with Minga. I love Minga. I worship Minga. I start cults for Minga. I sacrifice for Minga. I kill for Minga. I love Minga.
I busted for Minga
I busted for Minga
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Minga Unleashed
Minga is a savage cult. I remember when I was young and innocent I would watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood . That was until the day before my 8th birthday. I had just finished watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, and was literally so happy, that was until the Minga Police showed up. They broke down the door, shot the dog, and stabbed a tranquilizer into me. I was out before I even knew what happened. I suddenly woke up and what I saw was terrifying, me and hundreds of people chained to each other, all in one huge transmutation circle and suddenly remember what my great grandpa always said, beware son of the all mighty minga the bringer of death and destruction, for they alone began it all. I as a 5 year old thought my grandpa was telling one of his funny stories. However we would soon find out he had been murdered the very next day, i whispered “I should have told them. I could have stopped this.” When suddenly a great rumbling began and the transmutation circle began to glow. I heard chanting, a prayer to the old god of minga. Minga used to be an old god back in the days before man, my great grandpa would say. And now it seemed that these minga cultists are attempting to sacrifice us all to bring him back. All of a sudden you could hear they’re in here, but it sounded as if it a young boy and you could hear a metal suit of armor clanking its way to us. We suddenly the door fall down, and me and the prisoners saw him. Edward and his brother. Suddenly the leader of the cultists laughed as Edward had taken the bait. Now if he captured Edward then minga would be sure to return. However a long anime montage later, Edward frees us, but suddenly the transmutation circle activates however, while we were safely outside it, Edward and his brother were not. They suddenly were absorbed bringing minga the god of pain and suffering to this world.
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Our New Overlords
I downloaded the app simply because of my teacher told us to, no further thought. I assumed it would be fine. Just an app to organize the school better. I was very wrong. It all started when they began setting up “The Minga Surveillance System” which involved hundreds of cameras around the school, including one in each bathroom stall (I can only wonder what they use those for). Then they started replacing our history, textbooks, and all the books in the library with the only ones that were “Minga certified.” Next, they were replacing the school cafeteria food with Minga certified slop, I don’t know what they put in the food, but everyone started going a little crazy afterwards. Then finally they fired every single teacher and replaced them with AI Minga robots. Now our school is under a Minga authoritarian regime. If your school has installed Minga, leave while you still can.
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Big brother is watching
Minga is diddy
Minga makes me goon💔
I was on minga looking for my classes and then I gooned
ts app sum buns
genuinely how am i supposed to take a dump, goon, pee, draw on the walls, and vandalize the bathrooms in a timespan of 5 minutes. this app ruined my life, i do NOT recommend ts at all, students beware.
It’s good but could use some improvements
Minga is good but I might’ve gotten Evil Minga because everytime I need a pass Minga tells me to kick rocks and revokes my pass, not cool.
