The “best” “no Ad” game!!!!!
Oh, my dear friend, before you even embark on the exhilarating journey to the main menu, you are mercilessly subjected to an unimaginable torment of THREE agonizing ads! And oh, it doesn’t end there! No, the cruelty continues as you are forced to endure a staggering SEVEN or more grueling ads before you can even dream of the sweet, sweet liberation of driving a bus!
And lo! As you enter the shop, the deceitful promise of “50” ad skip points lures you in like a siren's song, whispering seductive promises of relief if only you could muster the fortitude to endure just SEVEN agonizing ads! But what cruel jest is this? There is NO escape; NO glorious release! Just a relentless barrage of ads crashing upon you like relentless waves within mere moments of each other, rising and falling mercilessly, leaving you gasping for respite! It is a harrowing nightmare—a cosmic injustice that strips away the joy of gaming!
And let us not forget the grotesque spectacle of banner ads, dominating every corner like triumphant banners of doom! The sheer VOLUME, the insatiable appetite for ad space in this app is nothing short of a repulsive plague! It’s an overwhelming onslaught—a cacophony of commercial despair that suffocates your very spirit! Oh, the agony of it all!
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME!!! IT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!
ADS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
And lo! As you enter the shop, the deceitful promise of “50” ad skip points lures you in like a siren's song, whispering seductive promises of relief if only you could muster the fortitude to endure just SEVEN agonizing ads! But what cruel jest is this? There is NO escape; NO glorious release! Just a relentless barrage of ads crashing upon you like relentless waves within mere moments of each other, rising and falling mercilessly, leaving you gasping for respite! It is a harrowing nightmare—a cosmic injustice that strips away the joy of gaming!
And let us not forget the grotesque spectacle of banner ads, dominating every corner like triumphant banners of doom! The sheer VOLUME, the insatiable appetite for ad space in this app is nothing short of a repulsive plague! It’s an overwhelming onslaught—a cacophony of commercial despair that suffocates your very spirit! Oh, the agony of it all!
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME!!! IT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!
ADS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
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